SCP-3243

Item #: SCP-3243

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3243 must be contained in a 100 percent air-sealed room. The room must be sprayed with Crisco Cooking Spray weekly by a specialized team. If not followed, SCP-3243 will release a gas that will immediately cause anyone who smells the gas to combust and die within 21 seconds. The room's room temperature must be kept at 165 degrees Fahrenheit to sustain the SCP's life functions.

Description: SCP-3243 is a well-done sirloin. It releases an odor that combusts anyone who smells it. That's it.

Addendum: First SCP.