Multi-Dimensional Armory

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept embedded into Dr. C█████'s office wall at Site-██. No access inside SCP-XXXX is to be permitted by Dr. C█████, unless a valid SCP-XXXX access entry with the reason of access is presented. Personnel entering SCP-XXXX should not bring back anything more than stated in the reason of access, and are to be confronted about any additional . Sending unmanned expeditions inside SCP-XXXX require the approval of at least two (2) Senior Researchers currently on-site. After Expedition V incident, no manned expeditions are allowed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ordinary-looking blast door. Upon opening¹, SCP-XXXX leads to a casual waiting room, with an elevator right in front of the entrance² Above the elevator is a big LED light sign, able to show either VACANT (when no-one is using the elevator) or IN USE (when the elevator is being used). Elevator is equipped with a set of buttons, the one being currently pressed listed as "G", and the rest of them starting at 10██, and ending at 2019³. There are several numbers missing, with constant flow of the numbers starting after 1900. The numbers are resembling years in which a gun blueprint, prototype, or the first model was made.

Pressing a button will take you to a floor labeled with the number, and containing multiple rooms. Although first floors tend to have just one room/gun inside, later floors are separated into twelve rooms labeled: "January, February, March, etc." Each gun is put on some sort of display, from which the gun can be taken and examined⁴. The guns have a simple lock keeping them in close proximity of the display that can be easily removed, although it is forbidden if the person taking the gun does not have a valid SCP-XXXX access entry. In case of a person not having a valid SCP-XXXX access entry and removing the lock, two-three SCP-XXXX-E-1 will appear, confront the person in question, and ultimately [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP-XXXX-E-1 is an humanoid entity, referred to as "The Armory Guard" It is wearing a full white armor, covering the whole body. It also has four arms, and legs similar to an insect. They typically hold two guns, which when fire, cause [DATA EXPUNGED] to the target. No resistance is accepted by SCP-XXXX-E-1, and any attempt to not follow their orders is met with lethal force.

Expeditions were sent inside SCP-XXXX to explore the floors. After Expedition V, no more expeditions were sent inside SCP-XXXX, although there are some pending requests to higher staff of Site-██

SCP-XXXX was recovered from ██████, Belarus, after several incidents of finding non-registered automatic weapons among the citizens, and a few cases of complete disappearance. Field Agent Z███████ was sent to investigate, and found SCP-XXXX, badly disguised as a power plant entrance⁵. SCP-XXXX was then removed from ██████, and sent to Site-██.
Addendum-XXXX-01 Expedition I-IV logs

Start Expedition Log XXXX-I

Background: SCP-XXXX was recently moved to Site-██, and after discovery of SCP-XXXX-R-1 and 2, an expedition was sent inside.
Expedition crew: D-22103, a 26 y/o European male with violent criminal background. He is equipped with an wireless video camera, headset with a microphone to keep in contact with control and a flashlight, all having sufficient power to last 24h.
Expedition goal: Discover the inside of SCP-XXXX-R-1 and -2.
Expedition log:

Log start
Video boots up. The whole of SCP-XXXX-R-1, along with a part of SCP-XXXX-R-2 is shown. Subject remains still, as the blast door close behind him.

Control: D-22103, do you hear us?

D-22103: Nice and clear. Do you have to call me D-22103? I have a name, y'know.

Control: Positive. Your name is D-22103.

D-22103: Ok you f█████s, then what do you want [AUDIO DELETED] to do?

Control: D-22103, stop, or drastic measures will be taken

D-22103: Alright, that was just a joke, you don't need to act all professional and all that. So, what do you want me to do?

Control: Check the furnishing of the room for potential anomalous activity

D-22103: Speak humanish, i do not understand your technical speech.

Control: Touch everything in the room and see if it does something.

D-22103: See? Wasn't that hard.
D-22103 begins to sit, touch and use furnishing of SCP-XXXX-R-1. No anomalous activity is present.

D-22103: Alright, i even drank water from the water fountain and am feelin' just fine. What now?

Control: Proceed into SCP-XXXX-R-2 to show its inside.

D-22103: As you wish.
D-22103 enters SCP-XXXX-R-2 and looks around, then stops at the floor panel
D-22103: That is one f█████g weird elevator.

Control: D-22103, press the button labeled… short while of silence …201█.

D-22103: Alrighty.
D-22103 presses the button labled 201█. Elevator starts to move
D-22103: What the f██k?! It moves sideways! What kind of f█████g weird elevator is that?!

Control: D-22103, please calm down. Wait until you arrive at the designated floor.

D-22103: What else am I supposed to do? I am stuck in this god-f█████g-damn elevator!
D-22103 kicks elevator side

Control: D-22103 if you do not stop this right now, the mission will be abandoned and you - terminated.

D-22103 ceases all movement and communication, and resumes when floor "201█" is hit.

D-22103: Control, do you f█████g see this?

Control: Yes, we do. Proceed further.

A very futuristic- looking corridor with twelve pairs of doors is visible on the video

Control: D-22103, proceed into the room labeled "January".

D-22103: S-Sure.

Video suddenly freezes

Control: D-22103! Do you copy?! Cease all actions, the video froze!

D-22103: Holy f██k.

Control: D-22103 what do you see? Please check the camera!

Camera unfreezes, showing a big room filled to the brim with different guns.

Control: D-22103 abort mission now! Come back into SCP-XXXX-R-2 and select "G" level! D-22103, do you copy?!

D-22103: There is no f█████g way in hell you are stopping me now.
D-22103 proceeds to the nearby █████ rifle, picks it up, and notices the lock

Control: D-22103 cease this action and come back up!

D-22103: (mumbling) How do you unlock this thing…
D-22103 pulls the lock, and it comes off. Another █████ rifle pops up. Suddenly, three SCP-XXXX-E-1 instances show up

SCP-XXXX-E-1-A: [AUDIO DELETED], put the gun down and do not hesitate.

D-22103: WHAT THE F██K ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

SCP-XXXX-E-1-A: I repeat. [AUDIO DELETED], put the gun down and do not hesitate.

D-22103 fires a burst of fire at SCP-XXXX-E-1-A, screaming. No damage is dealt. Video and audio cuts.
Log end.

Start Expedition Log XXXX-II

Background: Expedition XXXX-II was proposed a week after Expedition XXXX-I. The reaserchers wanted to obtain a weapon sample from inside SCP-XXXX, to test it for potential anomalous effects. Permission was granted.
Expedition Crew: MTF Sigma-4 ("Weapon Tamers"), and Dr. G█████, a weapon specialist.
Expedition goal: Secure and bring back one (1) █████ assault rifle. Additional goal is to understand the nature of SCP-XXXX-E-1.
Expedition log:

Log start
Video boots up. The camera is attached to Sigma-4 commander, . The rest of Sigma-4 squad and Dr. G█████ is visible. Dr. G█████ flinches as the blast door close.

Command: Sigma-4, can you hear me?

Sigma-4 Commander: Affirmative. Mission orders?

Command: Go to the floor 19██, find █████ assault rifle, listen to SCP-XXXX-E-1, explain the mission to it. If everything goes according to plan, go back. If not, improvise.

Sigma-4 Commander: Understood. Do we proceed?

Command: Affirmative.
Sigma-4 and Dr. G█████ enter SCP-XXXX-E-2. They proceed to floor 19██ in silence.

Agent R█████: Doc, so, uh, where do we find █████?

Doctor G█████: Probably the month of [AUDIO DELETED].

Sigma-4 Commander: Let's go. R█████, J████████ and me go first, G███████████, H██, N███, close the formation. The rest forms a circle around Doc. Ok, let's go.

Sigma-4 and Dr. G█████ advance to said room. They find the █████ assault rifle. Dr. G█████ picks the rifle up and removes the lock. SCP-XXXX-E-1 appear in the number of three.

SCP-XXXX-E-1 A: Dr. Brian G█████, put the gun down and do not hesitate.

Dr. G█████ puts the gun down.

Sigma-4 Commander: We do not mean harm. We want to secure, contain and protect anomalous objects. Entry inside here was classified as anomalous. We are taking that gun with us to test if it is anomalous. I repeat - We do not mean harm

SCP-XXXX-E-1 A: Nobody gave you permission to speak. You should be terminated, but, upon the information you gave us, we will hold that order for now. Leave the gun here.

Nobody touches the gun. SCP-XXXX-E-1 B walks to it, takes it, and walks back to its position

SCP-XXXX-E-1 A: Thank you for cooperation. What is the year you come from?

Sigma-4 Commander: 20██

SCP-XXXX-E-1 A: Very well. Contact this individual. Afterwards, you may come back and take the gun. Now walk back to where you came from

Sigma-4 Commander: Control, do we comply?

Control: …Wait a moment, a strange file just appeared in the control terminal.

Sigma-4 Commander: Control, you can check it afterwards, we are almost at gunpoint here. Do we abort mission?

Control: …Yes, abort mission and retreat.

Mission was aborted. Sigma-4 and Dr. G█████ came back to Site-██ with nothing.
Log end.

Additional Expedition file XXXX-II-1
File that appeared on control terminal, included a set of coordinates, along with the caption "Meetup location". Sigma-4 was then dispatched to these coordinates, to discover an humanoid entity similar to SCP-XXXX-E-1, without the body armor and having only one set of arms.⁶ After giving Sigma-4 Commander a machine depositing "Multi-Dimensional Armoury Access Entries", the entity disappeared. The machine is non-anomalous, and is now stationed in Dr. G█████'s office at Site-██.

Start Expedition Log XXXX-III

Background: Re-try of the previous expedition, now with every expedition member holding a Access Entry
Expedition crew: Same as before
Expedition goal: Secure and bring back one (1) █████ assault rifle.
Expedition log:

Log start.
Video boots up. The camera is, once again, attached to Sigma-4 Commander. Dr. G█████ does not flinch upon the blast door closing.

Control: Mission is the same as before. Good luck.

Sigma-4 Commander: We will reach you if anything unexpected happens.

Sigma-4 and Dr. G█████ go onto SCP-XXXX-R-2. They once again choose floor 19██. After arriving, they go along the same route, in the same formation. After Dr. G█████ takes the rifle and unlocks it, nothing happens. There is no visual of SCP-XXXX-E-1. Sigma-4 and Dr. G█████ go back safely. Video is turned off.
End log.

Additional Expedition file XXXX-III-I
The rifle was proved non-anomalous. B-Class Personnel or above are now permitted to use SCP-XXXX, if proven a valid reason for doing so.

Start Expedition Log XXXX-IV

Background: Expedition VI was proposed to Dr. G█████ and Dr. C█████ a month after the last expedition. Permission was granted.
Expedition Crew: D-7828, 40 y/o Mexican female. Her criminal background consists of first-degree murder using a kitchen knife, grand theft auto, and reckless driving, resulting in death of two (2) additional persons. She is accompanied by MTF Sigma-4, and Junior Researcher Chris B████. Everyone except for D-7828 holds an entry access.
Expedition goal: Secure and bring back Interview SCP-XXXX-E-1 inside SCP-XXXX.
Expedition log:

Video is turned on.
Two cameras, one on Jr. Researcher B████ and one on D-7828 show MTF Sigma-4, SCP-XXXX-R-1 and a part of -R-2. D-7828 and Jr. Researcher B████ flinch upon the blast door closing.

Command: Everyone, do you hear me?

Sigma-4, Jr. Researcher B████: Affirmative

D-7828: Yes, i hear you.

Command: Good. Head into SCP-XXXX-R-2.

Everyone executes the order

Command: Choose whatever floor you like.

Sigma-4 Commander presses floor 20██

Command: Let D-7828 pick whatever she likes and unlock it. D-7828, SCP-XXXX-E-1's commands are superior over ours, Sigma-4's and Jr. Researcher B████. Listen to them over everything.

D-7828: What shit did you bring me into?!

Command: If everything goes according to plan, you will be fine.

D-7828: What if it doesn't?

Everyone is silent until floor 20██ is hit. Everyone exits SCP-XXXX-R-2.

Command: Follow the plan.

D-7828 nervously walks inside the first room, takes and unlocks the first gun. Sigma-4 and Jr. Researcher B█████ follow D-7828. SCP-XXXX-E-1 appears alone.

SCP-XXXX-E-1: [AUDIO DELETED], put the gun down and do not hesitate.

D-7828 listens.

SCP-XXXX-E-1: We have already given you two machines depositing access entries. We will give you one la-

Jr. Researcher B█████: Actually, we are not here for the guns. We want to ask you a few questions.

Sigma-4 lowers their guns. So does SCP-XXXX-E-1

SCP-XXXX-E-1: This is unexpected. Give me a moment.

SCP-XXXX-E-1 disappears. D-7828 runs behind Sigma-4 to take cover.

Control: D-7828, it does not matter if you hide behind Sigma-4 or not, because we still do not understand SCP-XXXX-E-1. It may as well reappear behind you

D-7828: C-crap. C-can i go back? Please?

Control is silent for a moment

Control: Agent R█████, please escort D-7828 back.

Agent R█████ and D-7828 go back out of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-E-1 has yet to reappear.

Jr. Researcher B████: It's ten minutes now. How much longer do we wait?

Sigma-4 Commander: As long as we have to. Even a whole day.

Jr. Researcher B████: Crap. Can i switch places with any other researcher? I've planned my evening already…

Control: Negative. You may go back after interviewing SCP-XXXX-E-1.

Jr. Researcher B████: Ugh.

After a while, Sigma-4 and Jr. Researcher B████ start "killing some time". SCP-XXXX-E-1 reappears after 45 minutes.

SCP-XXXX-E-1: Henry B████, you may come with me for the "Interview". We would also like to ask you some questions.

Control: We agree. Jr. Researcher B████, go with SCP-XXXX-E-1. Sigma-4, you may go back.

Jr. Researcher B████ walks to SCP-XXXX-E-1 and disappears. Sigma-4 walks back out of SCP-XXXX.
For the interview, check Addendum-XXXX-02.

After the interview, Jr. Researcher B████ reappears into Dr. C█████'s office.
Log end.

Addendum-XXXX-02 SCP-XXXX-E-1 Interview

Start Interviev Log XXXX-E-1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-E-1

Interviewer: Jr. Researcher B████

Foreword: Interview is not held at Foundation, instead, SCP-XXXX-E-1 took Jr. Researcher B████ to what seems to be staff rooms of SCP-XXXX. The interview takes place during Expedition IV.
Log start
SCP-XXXX-E-1: What questions do you want to ask me?
Jr. Researcher B████: Uhh… Umm… going through pre-prepared papers …Ah, yes! What is this?
SCP-XXXX-E-1: This? This is MDWDS, or Multi-Dimensional Weapon Deployment System. Your Earth got added to our system recently. No, you may not see other dimensions' weapon systems.

Jr. Researcher B████: Ok. So, why did you add Earth to your system?

SCP-XXXX-E-1: I am a simple guard. I do not know that for sure. But i think it is because your weapon systems advanced enough for us to notice.

Jr. Researcher B████: Alright. So, where are we? Where is the MDWDS located?

SCP-XXXX-E-1: As far as i know, the entrance to MDWDS is on Earth.

Jr. Researcher B████: But, where is this building located?

SCP-XXXX-E-1: I cannot tell you that. Just like you probably can't tell me where you keep the entrance to here.

Jr. Researcher B████: Oh, that makes sense. What are you? What species do you come from?

SCP-XXXX-E-1: I believe that we are genetically engineered killer machines. But, i do not know that for sure. My earliest memories are from here.
Jr. Researcher B████: Alright. Can i ask what your weapon does, without you demonstrating it on me?

SCP-XXXX-E-1: I can't tell you that too.

Jr. Researcher B████: Thank you for your time. Can you send me back, please?

SCP-XXXX-E-1: Of course. We don't want you going through the staff rooms.

Jr. Researcher B████ suddenly appears in front of SCP-XXXX
Log end.

Addendum-XXXX-03 [DATA EXPUNGED]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Footnotes

1. Opening of SCP-XXXX is simple, as it requires only a small pull from the person trying to access it, despite the solid look.

2. It is referred to as SCP-XXXX-R-1 (Waiting room) and SCP-XXXX-R-2 (elevator)

3. At the time of writing

4. Every gun inside SCP-XXXX is non-anomalous, and there are no guns that are anomalies in the real world present

5. There is no power plant in ██████, Belarus

6. SCP-XXXX-E-2