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Catch a hedgehog!
Item #: SCP-1338-RU
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1338 is to be kept in a standard cell for humanoid objects in Site-█. It must be monitored only by surveillance cameras. Near the object should always be a photo of a hedgehog which won't cause serious damage to object if it's anomalous effect will occur.
SCP-1338 must maintain its own personal hygiene. Shaving, cutting nails and so on should be done above a special urn, the contents of which should be burned once a month.
Description:SCP-1338 is a 27 year old Caucasian male, height - 198 cm, weight - 56 kg, slightly thin.
A medical examination of the object showed that it is physically non-anomalous, except for its ability to heal small stab wounds more quickly. SCP-1338's main anomaly is the memetic effect it has on all people who watch it for at least 45 seconds. This effect only applies on direct observation and can be triggered even by severed pieces of the object that are larger than 6 cm (tested experimentally by binding several skin samples from the object together).
Affected people (SCP-1338-1) feel a strong desire to throw a hedgehog at SCP-1338. The species and other characteristics of the hedgehog do not matter. For example, SCP-1338-1 can use a corpse of a hedgehog as well as a printed photo or a model of any material. When it is not possible to find a hedgehog or an image of a hedgehog nearby, the victim will draw outlines of a hedgehog in the air and imitate throwing it at the object. Once SCP-1338-1 has reached its target, the effect will be interrupted, requiring another observation of the object for the new activation.
Addendum 1: Interview with SCP-1338
Interviewer: Dr. Kraynikov
interviewed: SCP-1338
Foreword: Dr. Krajnikov was placed behind a one-way mirror with the mirror on his side to prevent accidental activation of the object's anomalous effect.
BEGIN LOG
Dr. Kraynikov: SCP-1338, first of all, can you tell us your real name?
SCP-1338: First explain why the hell you call me by some combination of letters and numbers.
Dr. Kraynikov: It's a necessary measure. Tell us your real name.
SCP-1338: (sighing) ████████ █████ ██████.
Dr. Kraynikov: Thank you. Can you remember when you first noticed… your anomaly?
SCP-1338: I think a few months ago… yeah, around that time.
Dr. Kraynikov: Okay. Do you know exactly why your anomaly appeared?
SCP-1338: Uh, uh… So, okay, aren't you guys Greenpeace or any other animal rights activists? I don't want to be responsible for what I said.
Dr. Kraynikov: I assure you, we do not belong to these organizations. You can trust us.
SCP-1338: Nonsense… Okay, there's nothing left to lose because of this shit anyway. My friends and I are gambling guys, we liked extreme darts. But one day, we decided to create…our own dart game with new rules: throwing hedgehogs at dartboards. It was fun, we made good money on it, thanks to people who also liked to hurt animals. But then my house got burned down. It must have been Greenpeace… Damn them… Well, that's how it all started happening. Maybe everything is related somehow.
Dr. Kraynikov: Okay, thanks.
Afterword: Later, motives of SCP-1338 confinement were recounted in a concise and non-threatening secrecy form, the legend that he is in the hospital was introduced.
Incident 1338-A: ██/██/██ the "Eternal" Organization's telescope has detected a large cosmic object approaching the earth. On closer observation, it was discovered that the object is a meteorite consisting of several thousand corpses of hedgehogs. The meteorite entered the atmosphere with high speed and after a couple of minutes fell into a glade near the Site-█, almost without falling apart. It lost a lot of its mass during its passage through the atmosphere, but most of it was well preserved, the reason of which is unknown. Corpses of hedgehogs were easy to separate from the total mass after the fall, corpses had no anomalous effects. Special containment procedures are under review.
