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Item #: SCPX
Object Class: Safe (SCPX) / Euclid (SCPX-1 through -7)
Special Containment Procedures: SCPX must be contained in a secure, opaque box at Site-X, and must not be removed without level 5 clearance. When removed, it must not be looked at, but may be handled. Experimentation with D-class personnel may be proposed. The proposal must be accompanied by a detailed biography of each individual subject to be exposed to SCPX, ideally of 2000 pages or more. In addition, every person or object of personal significance to the subject at any point in their life must be either deceased/destroyed or kept in Foundation containment. Anyone exposed visually to SCPX, whether intentionally or unintentionally, must be contained at Site-X alongside SCPX-5 and the others. At present there is no prospect of anyone exposed visually to SCPX being released.
SCPX-1 through -7 must be housed in isolated, secured accommodation at Site-X. This accommodation should be made free of physical hazards as far as possible. They may communicate in writing with Foundation personnel of level 4 clearance or higher, but must not be communicated with in any way. Any alteration to their circumstances, however small, requires level 5 clearance, and must be carried out with the utmost care, and ideally not at all. They are housed together as the risk is deemed negligible, except for SCPX-6 who has been deemed psychologically unstable and is housed separately. Necessary supplies must be delivered without direct contact. These supplies must be produced as far as possible in-house under secure conditions. Furthermore, all Foundation personnel involved in producing or transporting these supplies must immediately report any experiences they consider unusual (or more unusual than usual), whether these occur while at work or at any other time.
Description: SCPX is a piece of unmarked, grease-proof paper. It is rectangular, measuring 3.2 inches by 1.3 inches. Material tests reveal nothing unusual. SCPX-1 through -7 are living humans. Tests again reveal nothing unusual.
The origin of SCPX is unknown. Its earliest known whereabouts was on a table at the Panda Garden restaurant in REDACTED, England, on the 19th of February 2008, where it was removed from an otherwise unremarkable fortune cookie. Witness reports agree that the cookie in question came in a sealed foil wrapper identical to the other fortune cookies served to customers by the restaurant. Investigations conducted at the time into the restaurant and its supplier revealed no clues regarding the origin of SCPX, and are not considered of interest. The cookie containing SCPX was served to SCPX-1. During interrogation SCPX-1 recalls noticing with amusement that his cookie contained a "blank fortune." He showed the paper to his three companions (SCPX-2 through -4), who shared his amusement. He then placed the fortune in his wallet as a souvenir of the evening, from where it was eventually recovered by Foundation agents (SCPX-5 and -6).
No immediate effects were experienced by SCPX-1 through -4 following exposure. Three days later, peculiar events began to occur. SCPX-1's sister contacted him to tell him that she had won a lottery she hadn't entered. Later that day, she boarded a train which derailed in a spectacularly unlikely manner, killing all passengers. SCPX-1, who was very close to his sister, threw himself from a high window in a fit of grief, only to have his fall broken by a group of passing swans. He suffered broken legs and a severe concussion but made a full recovery. Meanwhile, SCPX-2 was arrested in central London in a case of mistaken identity. While being transported to a police station, SCPX-2 suffered a sudden seizure (for the first and only time in his life), startling the officer driving the car and causing it to collide with an oncoming car. The other vehicle involved in the collision contained two members of a neo-Nazi group on their way to the Houses of Parliament to attempt a mass shooting. The terrorist plot was thus thwarted. When the mistake regarding SCPX-2's identity was cleared up he was released, only to become patient 0 in an outbreak of bubonic plague the following day. The outbreak was contained; SCPX-2 recovered with medical treatment, but 17 others died. Similar events plagued SCPX-3 and -4, and subsequently SCPX-5 and -6. These events continued until the anomalous individuals were contained.
Since containment, disruption in the lives of SCPX-1 through -6 has been minimal. With no outside contact, unlikely events are restricted in possible scope. However, coincidences are noted regularly by SCPX-5 in her monthly reports. For example, during conversation, SCPX-2, -4 and -5 realised both that their paternal grandfathers shared a birthday and that each of their first landlords was Russian. SCPX-5 describes these events as "pretty much the only interruptions in a life of extreme tedium," though she recognises (unlike SCPX-6) the necessity of this tedium.
Addendum: Comparison of SCPX with SCP-1335 revealed nothing of interest. Ditto SCP-377. Asked SCP-2471 about SCPX. The response: "Burn it." - Dr. Smith-Brown
Document X1: Agent's Report.
Neutralisation procedures regarding external correlatives to SCPX-1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 are now complete. All material property has been destroyed by Foundation agents with minimal casualties. Attempts to contain personal relations have failed, as none of them survived long enough for us to reach them. Not sure what we could have done for them in any case. - Agent Patel, 9th August, 2008.
Document X2: Excerpt from interview with SCPX-6.
Interviewer: Why did you kill your wife?
SCPX-6: For the last time, I didn't kill her, it was the dog.
Interviewer: Right, the dog picked up the kitchen knife in its mouth-
SCPX-6: In his mouth, and ran up to her, he didn't mean to, it just…
Interviewer: Directly into her heart. And you fled the scene.
SCPX-6: I… I didn't understand what was happening. After the moose and the gas explosion and the whole thing with being elected mayor-
Interviewer: And you still maintain you never ran for mayor?
SCPX-6: Yes! It's not my fortune! It's… it must be someone else's! I never even got a cookie…
Interviewer: Would you like me to bring you a cookie?
SCPX-6: [Unintelligible yelling]
Document X3: Report on Dr. Aaronson's experiment.
Dr. Aaronson exposed the subject to SCPX at 3pm on REDACTED, and maintained round-the-clock surveillance. At 7:12am on REDACTED, four days after she began the experiment, the body of the subject's mother, previously believed to be deceased, fell from flight REDACTED at approx 35,000 ft and landed on Dr. Aaronson as she stepped out of her front door. Recommend no further experimentation. - Dr. Harlowe.
