STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS
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Item #: SCP-4372
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Containment for SCP-4372 is located at site [REDACTED]. SCP-4372 is to be kept in a 3mx3mx3m containment cell and kept on a standard clothing hanger. Both the interior and the exterior must be under 24 hour video surveillance that is monitored for any movement.
Description: SCP-4372 is an away team Buffalo Bills jersey from 1972. The object appears to be in pristine condition. SCP-4372 has proven indestructible thusfar. Outside of being indestructible, SCP-4372 contains no other anomalous properties.
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Note: The Foundation was "gifted" this object through anomalous means with a letter entailing containment procedures. Procedures on the note were deemed too costly for a seemingly harmless object. The object has been placed in the Euclid Object wing of site [REDACTED].
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The content of the note is contained in the document below:
Document 4372-1
{REDACTED}
In the name of all that is holy, handle with care
{REDACTED}
If the monster moves, the apocalypse rises
[End of Document]
{Revised}
Item #: SCP-4372
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Containment for SCP-4372 is located at site [REDACTED] and contains two phases of security. The first phase of SCP-4372 containment is a 1mx1mx1m hermetically sealed steel chamber that is under 24 hour video surveillance and located no less than 50 meters below ground. Inside the chamber, there must be a constant stream of electricity that must not drop below 1.2 megawatts of power. The walls of its initial containment must be capable of producing no less than .2 Amperes of current to the entity. Voltage is not as critical but is to remain at at least 10,000 volts. In the event of a power failure, the entire site must go on lockdown.
Phase 2 is a half kilometer long tunnel with 6 tesla gates located exactly 83 ⅓ meters apart. The entire tunnel is to be filled with chlorine gas and the inside of the door at the end of the tunnel is to be coated with a lead-steel alloy. In the event of a containment breach, the entire site must be put on lockdown as well as all personnel to enter the on site evacuation bunkers as quickly as possible. Should any instances of SCP-4372-1 form, MTF Kappa-81 (The Referees) is to be dispatched, armed with lead lined steel armor and military-grade flamethrowers with 5 gallon tanks of Napalm.
Every Kappa-81 member must wear a leather glove on their right hands. If Kappa-81 is unable to re-contain SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-1 instances, then the on site warhead must be activated due to the high risk of escape from the containment site. No testing is authorized without prior approval from a foundation member with level 5 access due to the immensely aggressive nature of SCP-4372.
Description: SCP-4372 is an away team Buffalo Bills jersey from 1972. SCP-4372 appears to be sentient but not sapient. Communication with the object resulted in failure and attempts to communicate were ceased after the events of [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/1981.
SCP-4372 is an agile entity, able to travel at speeds in excess of 120km/hr. SCP-4372’s method of locomotion is currently unknown. Whenever not incapacitated, the object makes every attempt to break containment. The object has been observed attempting to complete 2 specific tasks, reproducing, and attempting to [REDACTED] resulting in an instance of SCP-4372-2. SCP-4372 will make every possible attempt to force its way onto the closest person it can find.
SCP-4372 reproduces when it acquires the nutrients sufficient to create an identical copy. SCP-4372 gains nutrients by consuming specifically human DNA. After SCP-4372 consumes (on average) 5 people(in any amount of time), a second instance of SCP-4372 will appear after what appears to be a form of macro-mitosis. Any offspring are to be referred to as SCP-4372-a. Clones are just as violent as the original entity and provide the same effects, however, are not resistant to damage in the same way. SCP-4372 has proven impossible to destroy thus far. SCP-4372 has an aversion to heat, lead, electricity, and shows less activity within 15 meters of anyone wearing a leather glove on their right hand for reasons not quite known. Composition samples collected from SCP-4372 were proven impossible due to its resistance to damage.
SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-a both are to be treated as the same entity as they have the same weaknesses but have different reactions to the stimuli. Where the original object becomes incapacitated after sustaining too much electricity or heat, the clones disintegrate into a fine powder. Samples of the powder provide no clue to the composition and have returned inconsistent results. In addition to the stimuli that can destroy SCP-4372-a, the clones also behave identically around lead and leather gloves.
Any entity that spawns from SCP-4372 or an instance of SCP-4372-a act in unison, as if following a collective mind. Further research is currently awaiting approval.
Once SCP-4372 has attached itself to a person, it immediately begins consuming their DNA, once the DNA is completely consumed the jersey removes itself from the current victim and seeks out its next victim. The object’s method of consumption is still poorly understood due to the lack of research but is believed to be a similar form of consumption to that of Asterias amurensis. The object’s method of tracking its victims is unknown as SCP-4372 contains no sensory organs but has been recorded seeking targets from inside its containment. The time SCP-4372 takes to feed varies from 1 minute to as short as 5 seconds. Throughout the consumption process, the victim goes under an extremely rapid mutation into a copy of the player who used to wear the jersey. These instances are no longer human and designated SCP-4372-1.
Instances of SCP-4372-1 have returned inconclusive results on DNA tests thusfar.
Instances of SCP-4372-1 immediately become active upon removal of the jersey from the victim. These entities seem to act as drones for SCP-4372. SCP-4372-1 instances are resilient to damage due to their nearly impenetrable hide, but enough heat or rounds from kinetic based weapons will eventually put an instance down. Upon termination, SCP-4372-1 disintegrates into a fine powder that provides the similar inconsistencies to the powder from destroyed SCP-4372-a.
SCP-4372-2: [REDACTED]
Doctor's Note: No manifestation of SCP-4372-2 has been completed and measures will be put in place to ensure no manifestation is able to become complete.
Incident Log: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/1981
Agents lost: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Time elapsed before recontainment: [REDACTED]
Experiment regarding SCP-4372 reaction to D-9595 passing by its containment is conducted
SCP-4372 was observed to react to D-9595 while being escorted by its containment for a different test. Test regarding other object was immediately terminated and experiments involving SCP-4372 were assigned from Dr. Nikolaus.
D-9595 is a male of average build. D-9595 was convicted of first degree murder of his wife and had a history of antisocial behavior before coming into foundation custody.
D-9595 is guided from left to right on the outside of SCP-4372's containment to ensure the reaction wasn't unrelated. Reaction from the jersey confirms activity and seems to be limited on its movement, capable of only swaying about decimeter toward D-9595. D-9595 and 4 armed guards enter SCP-4372's containment in order to attempt communication.
Note: Jersey seems more attracted to D-9595 the closer he gets to the entity
D-9595 is instructed to interact with SCP-4372 physically in order to view reaction. D-9595 shows increasing levels of anxiety and refuses to make contact with the entity. The D-Class is reminded that noncompliance will result in termination. D-9595 complies though begrudgingly and begins to approach SCP-4372. When less than a meter away the entity falls off its hanger and lies on the ground, seemingly vibrating and slowly moving toward the D-Class. D-9595 is instructed to lift the entity and place it back onto the hangar.
Upon contact the entity suddenly jerks completely active and through unknown means forces itself onto D-9595. Agent [REDACTED] instructed to not terminate at this particular moment. D-9595 begins screaming as he physiologically begins to mutate. After [REDACTED] seconds elapse D-9595 appears to have transformed into [REDACTED] in his prime. D-9595 is now to be referred to as subject or SCP-4372-1. The entity then proceeds to remove itself from the subject and immediately attempts to force itself onto Agent [REDACTED]. The remaining agents are instructed to terminate Agent [REDACTED] but they have already engaged the instance of SCP-4372-1. The subject is viewed striking one of the agents in the head with his fist, knocking him unconscious after one blow, then puts the remaining two agents into a choke-hold with each arm.
As SCP-4372-1 restrains and incapacitates the remaining agents, Agent [REDACTED] is heard screaming and then undergoing the same process as the previous subject. Agent [REDACTED] is to be referred to as SCP-4372-1 as well.
Note: The rate that SCP-4372 is able to consume seems to accelerate with the more it feeds, transformation of the final agent only took 5 seconds to complete.
Once everyone has been mutated into [REDACTED] clones, they begin pounding on the containment door in unison. SCP-4372 is viewed splitting into two separate entities and both proceed to help break containment.
After approximately 5 minutes the containment door gives way to the force produced by the 2 instances of SCP-4372 and 5 instances of SCP-4372-1. All agents on site are ordered to engage with extreme prejudice.
The entities proceeded to incapacitate and transform several dozen personnel on site. (The Referees) MTF-Kappa 81 were dispatched to pick off any entities to strayed from the main group.
All remaining instances of SCP-4372-1 are terminated successfully, only one entity was confirmed to remain, SCP-4372 confirmed to be incapacitated.
[End of Incident Report]
Following incident, updated containment procedures based on the note left with the entity were constructed and put into place as a top priority. Due to the destructibility of every entity save for the original, any entities that split off from SCP-4372 are deemed SCP-4372-a.
WORK IN PROGRESS HERE TOO
Item #: SCP-4372
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Containment for SCP-4372 is located at site [REDACTED] and contains two phases of security. The first phase of SCP-4372 containment is a 1mx1mx1m hermetically sealed steel chamber that is under 24 hour video surveillance and located no less than 50 meters below ground. Inside the chamber, there must be a constant stream of electricity that must not drop below 1.2 megawatts of power. The walls of its initial containment must be capable of producing no less than .2 Amperes of current to the entity. Voltage is not as critical but is to remain at at least 10,000 volts. In the event of a power failure, the entire site must go on lockdown.
Phase 2 is a half kilometer long tunnel with 6 tesla gates located exactly 83 ⅓ meters apart. The entire tunnel is to be filled with chlorine gas and the inside of the door at the end of the tunnel is to be coated with a lead-steel alloy. In the event of a containment breach, the entire site must be put on lockdown as well as all personnel to enter the on site evacuation bunkers as quickly as possible. Should any instances of SCP-4372-1 form, MTF Kappa-81 (The Referees) is to be dispatched, armed with lead-lined steel armor and military-grade flamethrowers with 5 gallon tanks of Napalm.
If Kappa-81 is unable to re-contain SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-1 instances, then the on site warhead must be activated due to the high risk of escape from the containment site. No testing is authorized without prior approval from a foundation member with level 5 access due to the immensely aggressive nature of SCP-4372.
Description: SCP-4372 currently appears to be an away team Buffalo Bills jersey from 1972 though this is believed to be an adapted form based on its feeding habits. SCP-4372 appears to be sentient but not sapient. Communication with the object has proven unsuccessful thus far. Should the entity respond to any verbal or written messages given to it, diplomatic measures are to be attempted.
SCP-4372 is an agile entity, able to travel at speeds in excess of 120km/hr though, its method of locomotion is currently unknown. Whenever not incapacitated, the object makes every attempt to break containment. The object has been observed attempting to complete 2 specific tasks, reproducing, and attempting to [REDACTED] resulting in an instance of SCP-4372-2.
SCP-4372 reproduces when it acquires the nutrients sufficient to create an identical copy. Once SCP-4372 has attached itself to a person, it immediately begins consuming them. The object’s method of consumption is still poorly understood due to the lack of research but is believed to be a similar form of consumption to that of Asterias amurensis save for a very major glaring difference. Consumption will always result in the victim going through a series of mutations resulting in a humanoid figure that appears physically identical to [REDACTED] during his prime in the NFL. After SCP-4372 consumes (on average) 5 people(in any amount of time), a second instance of SCP-4372 will appear after what appears to be a form of macro-mitosis. Any offspring are to be referred to as SCP-4372-a. Clones are just as quick and violent as the original entity and provide the same effects, however, are not resistant to damage in the same way. SCP-4372 has proven impossible to destroy thus far, however, has an aversion to heat, lead and electricity. Composition samples collected from SCP-4372 were proven impossible due to its resistance to damage.
SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-a both are to be treated as the same entity as they have the same weaknesses but have different reactions to the stimuli. Where the original object becomes incapacitated after sustaining too much electricity or heat, the clones disintegrate into a fine powder. Samples of the powder provide no clue to the composition and have returned inconclusive results. In addition to the stimuli that can destroy SCP-4372-a, the clones also behave identically around lead.
Any entity that spawns from SCP-4372 or an instance of SCP-4372-a act as if following a collective mind. Further research is currently awaiting approval.
The object’s method of tracking its victims is unknown as SCP-4372 contains no sensory organs but has been recorded seeking targets from inside its containment. The time SCP-4372 takes to feed is about 1 minute per victim, though once the consumption of a victim starts there is no way to stop it from completing, including termination of the victim. Once feeding is finished and the mutations are complete, the victims are no longer considered human and designated SCP-4372-1. Instances of SCP-4372-1 have returned inconclusive results on DNA tests thus far.
Instances of SCP-4372-1 become active the instant SCP-4372 removes itself from the transformed entity. These entities seem to act as drones for SCP-4372 though are capable of completing different tasks simultaneously. SCP-4372-1 instances are resilient to damage due to their nearly impenetrable hide, but enough heat or rounds from kinetic based weapons will eventually put an instance down. Upon termination, SCP-4372-1 disintegrates into a fine powder that provides the similar inconsistencies to the powder from destroyed SCP-4372-a.
SCP-4372-2: [REDACTED]
Doctor's Note: No manifestation of SCP-4372-2 has been completed and measures will be put in place to ensure no manifestation is able to become complete.
Incident Log: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/1981
Agents lost: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Time elapsed before re-containment: [DATA EXPUNGED]
scaffolding for the time being
[DATA EXPUNGED]
All remaining instances of SCP-4372-1 are terminated successfully, only one entity was confirmed to remain, SCP-4372 confirmed to be incapacitated.
[End of Incident Report]
Following incident, updated containment procedures based on the note left with the entity were constructed and put into place as a top priority. Due to the destructibility of every entity save for the original, any entities that split off from SCP-4372 are deemed SCP-4372-a.
{Revised}
Item #: SCP-4372
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Containment for SCP-4372 is located at site [REDACTED] and contains two phases of security. The first phase of SCP-4372 containment is a 1mx1mx1m hermetically sealed steel chamber that is under 24 hour video surveillance and located no less than 50 meters below ground. Inside the chamber, there must be a constant stream of electricity that must not drop below 1.2 megawatts of power. The walls of its initial containment must be capable of producing no less than .2 Amperes of current to the entity. Voltage is not as critical but is to remain at at least 10,000 volts. In the event of a power failure, the entire site must go on lockdown.
Phase 2 is a half kilometer long tunnel with 6 tesla gates located exactly 83 ⅓ meters apart. The entire tunnel is to be filled with chlorine gas and the inside of the door at the end of the tunnel is to be coated with a lead-steel alloy. In the event of a containment breach, the entire site must be put on lockdown as well as all personnel to enter the on site evacuation bunkers as quickly as possible. Should any instances of SCP-4372-1 form, MTF Kappa-81 (The Referees) is to be dispatched, armed with lead-lined steel armor and military-grade flamethrowers with 5 gallon tanks of Napalm.
If Kappa-81 is unable to re-contain SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-1 instances, then the on site warhead must be activated due to the high risk of escape from the containment site. No testing is authorized without prior approval from a foundation member with level 5 access due to the immensely aggressive nature of SCP-4372.
Description: SCP-4372 currently appears to be an away team Buffalo Bills jersey from 1972 though this is believed to be an adapted form based on its feeding habits. SCP-4372 appears to be sentient but not sapient. SCP-4372 is a sentient entity capable of increasing its intelligence through feeding on human thought and intelligence. Communication with the object has proven unsuccessful Communication is not to be attempted under any circumstances. Diplomacy, has proven to only provoke more vicious attacks from the entity.
SCP-4372 is an agile entity, able to travel at speeds in excess of 120km/hr though, its method of locomotion is currently unknown. Whenever not incapacitated, the object makes every attempt to break containment. The object has been observed attempting to complete 2 specific tasks, reproducing, and attempting to [REDACTED] resulting in an instance of SCP-4372-2.
SCP-4372 reproduces when it acquires the nutrients sufficient to create an identical copy. SCP-4372 gains nutrients by consuming specifically human DNA. After SCP-4372 consumes (on average) 5 people(in any amount of time), a second instance of SCP-4372 will appear after what appears to be a form of macro-mitosis. Any offspring are to be referred to as SCP-4372-a. Clones are just as violent as the original entity and provide the same effects, however, are not resistant to damage in the same way. SCP-4372 has proven impossible to destroy thus far. SCP-4372 has an aversion to heat, lead, electricity, and shows less activity within 15 meters of anyone wearing a leather glove on their right hand for reasons not quite known. Composition samples collected from SCP-4372 were proven impossible due to its resistance to damage.
SCP-4372 and SCP-4372-a both are to be treated as the same entity as they have the same weaknesses but have different reactions to the stimuli. Where the original object becomes incapacitated after sustaining too much electricity or heat, the clones disintegrate into a fine powder. Samples of the powder provide no clue to the composition and have returned inconsistent results. In addition to the stimuli that can destroy SCP-4372-a, the clones also behave identically around lead and leather gloves.
Any entity that spawns from SCP-4372 or an instance of SCP-4372-a act in unison, as if following a collective mind. Further research is currently awaiting approval.
Once SCP-4372 has attached itself to a person, it immediately begins consuming their DNA, once the DNA is completely consumed the jersey removes itself from the current victim and seeks out its next victim. The object’s method of consumption is still poorly understood due to the lack of research but is believed to be a similar form of consumption to that of Asterias amurensis. The object’s method of tracking its victims is unknown as SCP-4372 contains no sensory organs but has been recorded seeking targets from inside its containment. The time SCP-4372 takes to feed varies from 1 minute to as short as 5 seconds. Throughout the consumption process, the victim goes under an extremely rapid mutation into a copy of the player who used to wear the jersey. These instances are no longer human and designated SCP-4372-1.
Instances of SCP-4372-1 have returned inconclusive results on DNA tests thusfar.
Instances of SCP-4372-1 immediately become active upon removal of the jersey from the victim. These entities seem to act as drones for SCP-4372. SCP-4372-1 instances are resilient to damage due to their nearly impenetrable hide, but enough heat or rounds from kinetic based weapons will eventually put an instance down. Upon termination, SCP-4372-1 disintegrates into a fine powder that provides the similar inconsistencies to the powder from destroyed SCP-4372-a.
SCP-4372-2: [REDACTED]
Doctor's Note: No manifestation of SCP-4372-2 has been completed and measures will be put in place to ensure no manifestation is able to become complete.
Incident Log: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/1981
Agents lost: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Time elapsed before recontainment: [REDACTED]
Experiment regarding SCP-4372 reaction to D-9595 passing by its containment is conducted
SCP-4372 was observed to react to D-9595 while being escorted by its containment for a different test. Test regarding other object was immediately terminated and experiments involving SCP-4372 were assigned from Dr. Nikolaus.
D-9595 is a male of average build. D-9595 was convicted of first degree murder of his wife and had a history of antisocial behavior before coming into foundation custody.
D-9595 is guided from left to right on the outside of SCP-4372's containment to ensure the reaction wasn't unrelated. Reaction from the jersey confirms activity and seems to be limited on its movement, capable of only swaying about decimeter toward D-9595. D-9595 and 4 armed guards enter SCP-4372's containment in order to attempt communication.
Note: Jersey seems more attracted to D-9595 the closer he gets to the entity
D-9595 is instructed to interact with SCP-4372 physically in order to view reaction. D-9595 shows increasing levels of anxiety and refuses to make contact with the entity. The D-Class is reminded that noncompliance will result in termination. D-9595 complies though begrudgingly and begins to approach SCP-4372. When less than a meter away the entity falls off its hanger and lies on the ground, seemingly vibrating and slowly moving toward the D-Class. D-9595 is instructed to lift the entity and place it back onto the hangar.
Upon contact the entity suddenly jerks completely active and through unknown means forces itself onto D-9595. Agent [REDACTED] instructed to not terminate at this particular moment. D-9595 begins screaming as he physiologically begins to mutate. After [REDACTED] seconds elapse D-9595 appears to have transformed into [REDACTED] in his prime. D-9595 is now to be referred to as subject or SCP-4372-1. The entity then proceeds to remove itself from the subject and immediately attempts to force itself onto Agent [REDACTED]. The remaining agents are instructed to terminate Agent [REDACTED] but they have already engaged the instance of SCP-4372-1. The subject is viewed striking one of the agents in the head with his fist, knocking him unconscious after one blow, then puts the remaining two agents into a choke-hold with each arm.
As SCP-4372-1 restrains and incapacitates the remaining agents, Agent [REDACTED] is heard screaming and then undergoing the same process as the previous subject. Agent [REDACTED] is to be referred to as SCP-4372-1 as well.
Note: The rate that SCP-4372 is able to consume seems to accelerate with the more it feeds, transformation of the final agent only took 5 seconds to complete.
Once everyone has been mutated into [REDACTED] clones, they begin pounding on the containment door in unison. SCP-4372 is viewed splitting into two separate entities and both proceed to help break containment.
After approximately 5 minutes the containment door gives way to the force produced by the 2 instances of SCP-4372 and 5 instances of SCP-4372-1. All agents on site are ordered to engage with extreme prejudice.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
All remaining instances of SCP-4372-1 are terminated successfully, only one entity was confirmed to remain, SCP-4372 confirmed to be incapacitated.
[End of Incident Report]
Following incident, updated containment procedures based on the note left with the entity were constructed and put into place as a top priority. Due to the destructibility of every entity save for the original, any entities that split off from SCP-4372 are deemed SCP-4372-a.
This mixtape is too fire
Mixtape that whenever put into any player, will start causing apocalyptic situations based on the song that is being played along with every single human being apparently able to hear the songs no matter their distance from the player. The apocalyptic situations take a week after playing to manifest. The tape is unable to be rewound or fast forwarded. Once a song is started, it is stuck in everyone’s head until it is finished. The catastrophic results derive from the lyrics or titles of the songs playing. It is unknown how many songs are on the tape, 4 have been played and a fifth one exists for sure.
Songs played: “Hey Ya” by OutKast
“Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice
“Who Let The Dogs Out” by Baha Men
“[REDACTED]” Trumpets of God
“Boom” by P.O.D
Results: (Hey Ya): exactly 7 days following the song every vehicle that was on the road was instantly rotated 90 degrees to the right. Any moving vehicles maintained their velocity, resulting is car accidents in every area of remotely active traffic. After research teams listened to the original song it was declared that this specific catastrophe was based on the line "alright alright alright…"etc.
(Ice Ice Baby): 7 days after being played every existing glacier moved a half kilometer in a few seconds causing massive geological trauma within 25 kilometers of any glacial area. Furthermore, a large chunk of ice broke off of Antarctica that was roughly the area of the US State of Delaware. The chunk of ice caused a massive tsunami along the western coasts of Chile and Mexico.
(Who Let the Dogs Out): 7 days after being played, every zoo on earth had sudden security malfunctions allowing for dangerous predators to be released from their enclosures. The animals were purposefully hunting humans and seemed unconcerned about retaining sustenance. The heavily wooded regions of Canada, Russia, Northern United States, Finland, Sweden, and Norway, as well as the savanna regions of Africa saw large swarms of wild animals intentionally raiding towns and killing witnesses on sight.
([REDACTED]): 7 days after being played, sounds resembling several higher pitched brass instruments began blasting from the sky and did not cease for 10 hours. Mass hysteria broke out in London, resulting in a purge with said city collapsing almost entirely within said time. The cause of instant chaos was due to a portal a half kilometer in diameter opened up in the shopping district of the city, the foundation evacuated the area and amnesticized any witnesses.
(Boom): Boom by P.O.D. displayed on the player but was not allowed to begin
Tape was confiscated from a 9 year old boy in Philadelphia PA who began listening to Hey Ya by OutKast when the foundation personnel were able to locate a source of intense amounts of light radiation being absorbed in the city block where the tape was playing. After the tape was confiscated a test was done on the tape in order to determine the nature of its anomaly. Testing was ceased after news reports of the songs listed above playing in everyone’s heads simultaneously. Catastrophes were cited to be correlating to the songs that were played during tests and testing on the tape was forbidden permanently.
SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in a high security storage locker with minimum security clearance of level 5 in order to access. All personnel who enter chamber are not permitted to bring any sound displaying devices inside. If the tape is played, MTF-Tau 99 (disc jockeys) must start damage control on a global scale, starting with news reports and working down to community gatherings discussing the discourse from the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a standard white casio tape circa 1993 with the words "too fire even for you" written in black sharpie. While inert the tape is completely indestructible and is unable to be wound forward or backwards by any means. The true anomalous properties arise when the tape is inserted into any compatible player.
Upon pressing play, the object will begin acting as it should, playing whatever song is next in the queue on the tape and anyone within earshot will not sense anything out of the ordinary. While the song is playing, however, every person on earth is able to hear the song in their head, the volume people report it at is directly proportional to the volume that the actual player is set to. While the tape is able to be paused and unpaused at will, there is still no viable method of rewinding or fast forwarding through the tape available to the foundation.
A week following any song playing, a large scale event takes place. these events are always a reflection of some lyric in the song, usually an ironic twist.
Songs played: “Hey Ya” by OutKast
“Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice
“Who Let The Dogs Out” by Baha Men
“[REDACTED]” Trumpets of God
“Boom” by P.O.D
Results: (Hey Ya): exactly 7 days following the song every vehicle that was on the road was instantly rotated 90 degrees to the right. Any moving vehicles maintained their velocity, resulting is car accidents in every area of remotely active traffic. After research teams listened to the original song it was declared that this specific catastrophe was based on the line "alright alright alright…"etc.
(Ice Ice Baby): 7 days after being played every existing glacier moved a half kilometer in a few seconds causing massive geological trauma within 25 kilometers of any glacial area. Furthermore, a large chunk of ice broke off of Antarctica that was roughly the area of the US State of Delaware. The chunk of ice caused a massive tsunami along the western coasts of Chile and Mexico.
(Who Let the Dogs Out): 7 days after being played, every zoo on earth had sudden security malfunctions allowing for dangerous predators to be released from their enclosures. The animals were purposefully hunting humans and seemed unconcerned about retaining sustenance. The heavily wooded regions of Canada, Russia, Northern United States, Finland, Sweden, and Norway, as well as the savanna regions of Africa saw large swarms of wild animals intentionally raiding towns and killing witnesses on sight.
([REDACTED]): 7 days after being played, sounds resembling several higher pitched brass instruments began blasting from the sky and did not cease for 10 hours. Mass hysteria broke out in London, resulting in a purge with said city collapsing almost entirely within said time. The cause of instant chaos was due to a portal a half kilometer in diameter opened up in the shopping district of the city, the foundation evacuated the area and amnesticized any witnesses.
(Boom): Boom by P.O.D. displayed on the player but was not allowed to begin.
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