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Item #: SCP-XXX-J
Object class: WTF?!
Special containment procedures: SCP-XXX-J is to be kept in a giant Kennel rivaling SCP-682's containment. Cleaning of SCP-XXX-J's containment cell is to be done by D-Class personnel with bulldozers. The cell is to be made of a tungsten-steel-lead-chromium alloy, and is to be 4000 by 4000 by 4000 ft. it is to be kept at site-20, a special site made for this SCP. MTF-alpha-1 and tao-5 are to be on standby. If SCP-XXX-j Escapes all assets are to be dispatched to capture it.
Description: SCP-XXX-J is a big red dog that weighs 2000 kg and is 1500 cm tall. SCP-XXX-J itself appears to be sentient and able to communicate. however, since he's so fucking big no one wants to talk to it. (Seriously, i don't care if it's friendly Bright, i don't trust the size of it's teeth. those fucking things could tear through a goddamn world war 1 dreadnought.). It eats about 800 pounds of food per day, and drink 900 gallons of water per day. due to it's size, proposals have been made to use SCPs in the elimination of SCP-XXX-j.. Since it's friendly it's not necessary to destroy it, SCP-XXX-J has been taken off the elimination list.
Addendum: Since the amount of piss literally flooded a small town, SCP-XXX-J is not to be allowed out near a residential area. As such, a big ass pit has been dug for SCP-XXX-J to do it's business in.
