Macque

Bottomless Coffee Cup

Item: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The item is contained in a locker with a combination lock combination #XXX

Description: SCP-XXXX is an aluminum coffee cup of two components. The item has reflective aluminum coating with black plastic liner on both the main cup component and the lid. With a capacity of approximately 2 ½ cups.
The temperature of the coffee inside the cup has been seen to range between 75 – 125 degrees F depending on the preference of the one consuming the fluid at the time. The coffee inside is found to have the chemical composition to include milk, cream, sugar, non-dairy creamer and, of course coffee. The chemical composition is found to be the preferred composition of the consumer.
After light testing there is indication of an unacceptable level of addiction to the coffee.

Dr. XXX: D-4783, please make a coffee as you would prefer it.
D-4783: One creamer, one sugar. I'm a simple gal.
Dr. XXX: Alright, how does it taste?
D-4783: Pretty good.
Dr. XXX: Excellent, D-5253, please make a coffee as you would prefer it.
D-5253: Just like my heart; cold, black and, bitter.
Dr. XXX: Interesting, and how does it taste?
D-5253 blows the steam off the fresh coffee and says "I'll let it cool a moment"
Dr. XXX: Would you like an ice cube or two?
D-5253: No way, that would just dilute it.
Dr. XXX: Alright, we'll come back to you. D-5988, please make a coffee as you would prefer it.
D-5988: I take 2 non-dairy creamer and 1 sweet & low.
Dr. XXX: And how is it?
D-5988: It is good.
Dr. XXX: Alright, now D-4783, please sample the coffee in this cup.
D-4783: Damn, that's perfect. Mmmm, more. Hey, the level is not going down. This is a never-ending cup? This is awesome.
Dr. XXX: Ok, I will take a sample from that. And we will pass it to D5988.
D-5988: Thank you, it tastes… Wow that is perfect.
Dr. XXX: Ok, I will take a sample from that. And D-5253, please try the coffee you have there.
D-5253: It's good, still hot. But good.
Dr. XXX: Good, and now will you please hold the cup, and I will take a sample from that. Thank you, and please have a sip.
D-5253: You guys were right it is perfect. How can it be perfect for the three of us when we have different tastes, Doc?
Dr. XXX: That is why we are testing to determine the anomalous properties. Now, if you all will again sample the initial coffees.
D-4783: Ugh, that what happened?
D-5988: It tastes like rancid ass.
D-5253: It tastes like his rancid ass. (D-5253 gestures towards Dr. XXX and the three D-class personnel laugh together.
Dr. XXX: My rancid ass, eh? I will keep that in mind for future assignments, D-5253.

Interview with Dr. XXX conducted by Dr. XXXX
Forward: Dr. XXX was recovered after crashing his Ferrari on the way home after shift. Apparently, the Dr. had fallen asleep at the wheel and missed a turn.
Interviewer: How are feeling, Dr. XXX?
Interviewed: I could use some coffee.
Interviewer: I don’t think that would be appropriate at this time.
Interviewed: Why the hell not?
Interviewer: What is the last thing you remember?
Interviewed: I was heading home, finished the paperwork and got in my car. Was there a breech?
Interviewer: Fortunately, no. How far did you make it home?
Interviewed: I-I’m not sure. Hey, why did you say coffee would be inappropriate?
Interviewer: We are unsure of any side effects.
Interviewed: What the hell are you talking about? There are no side effects from coffee.
Interviewer: Again, Dr. what was the last thing you remember?
Interviewed: I don’t know, everything is kinda fuzzy when I first wake up. Give me some coffee and I can be more helpful.
Interviewer: There won’t be any coffee for you for a while.
Interviewed: Look give me some coffee or I’m gonna rip that stupid beard off your face and beat you to death with it!
Dr. XXXX is stunned for a moment and during the brief pause in the interview, Dr. XXX falls asleep.
Interviewer: Hey, wake up!
Interviewed: Hmm? What?
Interviewer: Look, you got addicted to the coffee. We have to get you clean.
Interviewed: Addicted? To coffee? What are you talking about? Give me some coffee.
Interviewer: Look, it is simple. I’ll make it in graph form. Your baseline energy and happiness levels are here.
Dr. XXX draws a horizontal line on a blank sheet of paper.
Interviewer: Still with me?
Interviewed: Huh? Oh, yeah.
Interviewer: Now, the coffee increases your energy and dopamine levels. Which tricks your brain into thinking it doesn’t need to produce those chemicals, thus lowering your standard energy and happiness levels well below baseline and you feel a need to consume the coffee to return to baseline levels.
Interviewed: <snores>
Interviewer: And you’re asleep again. Alright, I think that concludes this interview. We will contain the cup until further testing as appropriate.
Interviewed: <snores>

Duckies

SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The items are secured in a large briefcase. SCP-XXXX is a collection of 10 rubber duckies molded in demonic images with red and black color schemes.

The only anomalous appears that a sentient being exposed to one of the rubber duckies will feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Personnel have complained that the ducks appear to be looking at them from no matter what angle the person moves. No movement is detected by the ducks. The effect can be felt through live visual feed as well as in person.

One test had three of the ducks laid on a table before the shy guy was exposed to the ducks. Visual recording was impossible but, audible disturbance was reported. After the shy guy was lured back to his initial cell, an investigation of the room indicated the rubber duckies were completely destroyed.

Bathroom Door

SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The items are arranged in a 10 ft by 10 ft room. Video surveillance is maintained to ensure no unauthorized access of SCP-XXXX instances A, B or, C.

Description: SCP-XXXXA is a door frame removed from an airport men’s restroom. A child was reported missing by his mother, another airport guest had entered the restroom and had not exited. After some time the mother had asked for help from local security.

Remove the doorframe from airport bathroom and reassemble at site (redacted).

All components are replaced one at a time, then original components are reassembled to create SCPa. SCPa creates a new bathroom. Revelation of new bathroom causes foundation to check original bathroom access. No anomalous properties were noted.

A third doorway was built by replacing the vertical components to increase the height of the doorway, and then the horizontal components to increase the width. With a final result that the doorway was large enough to fit a tank on a truck trailer.

Drones and personal devices cease to transmit once passed through the second door. The equipment will continue to transmit once returned to the lab side of the threshold. And equipment will transmit to other equipment if both are on the opposite side of the threshold.

Personnel can explore the entire area of the bathroom provided there is a constant line of site between an apparent unlimited number of personnel to personnel standing outside the threshold.

D-class personnel instructed to enter first door, close door, test radio frequency and reopen door. Second D-class personnel instructed to hold first door open and provide direct witness to first D-class for next set of tests. The first D-class is instructed to open the threshold door, stand through the door, while testing the radio with both the second D-class and home radio. Neither work.

Disabled Vampire

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Proccedures: SCP-XXXX is a wheelchair bound humanoid. The humanoid received a near fatal brain injury as a result of a suicide attempt by gunshot to the brain. The SCP suffers from a rare vampiric virus. The SCP requires 2 pints of blood daily to survive and must have 1 pint of the necrotic blood removed and incinerated daily. All necrotic blood must be accounted for by no less than two researchers.
A man in the mid-1800's witnessed his town destroyed by a plague of vampires. After barely surviving but, becoming infected the man writes a suicide note and shoots himself in the head. Due to the vampiric infection, the man does not die but, he is rendered brain-injured. MC&D find him and use his blood which has anomalous properties to create new anomalous products. The foundation acquire the man from MC&D and, keep him safe or as safe as the Foundation is willing to keep.

Vampire cult

Tale

1923 - Miss Georgia Walker, a wealthy New York heiress, visits MC&D and finds a fabulous necklace with a red gemstone. The gemstone is actually a vial of vampiric blood from a paralyzed vampire. After wearing the necklace, Miss Walker experiences fantastic dreams of hedonism and vampiric desires. The dreams come in rapid sensation waves, alternating between seductive pink colors when associated with sexual desires. Dark reds when associated with violent desires.
The desires of excess begin to affect Georgia's mind until she returns to MC&D and pays for alone time with source of her beautiful trinket. She has sex with the vampire and becomes pregnant.
The child has unusual psychic abilities predicting the stock market crash. He is able to manipulate humans via an understanding of peoples desires as well as some raw telepathic skills.
The boy becomes infatuated with relentless pursuit of hedonistic desires. He feels his destiny is to be greater and he begins to use his powers of telepathy and manipulation to recruit followers.
When his mother dies, she has asked to be buried with her beautiful trinket. The boy rips it off her neck from the casket and eats it. The blood infects him and he becomes a vampire.