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Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be kept in Containment Locker xxxx in the shared office of Dr. Naamah and Jr. Researcher Cochran as to facilitate the continued testing long term use. Testing with SCP-xxxx is not to continue without approval from Dr. Naamah.¹

Description: SCP-xxxx-A is an orange medicine bottle measuring 3cm in diameter and 7cm in height containing two 2mg pills of Estradiol (SCP-xxxx-A-1). A typo on the label indicates that SCP-xxxx-A actually contains "Estradial."

SCP-xxxx-B is a similar medicine bottle measuring 5cm in diameter and 8.5cm in height containing one 100 mg pill of Spironolactone (SCP-xxxx-B-1).

Both SCP-xxxx-A and SCP-xxxx-B are labelled with a Shoppers Drug Mart label. Both bottles are labelled as having been prescribed to "The girl reading this."
The following warnings are present on both bottles:

• Take with Food.
• May cause drowsiness and reduce alertness, use care when driving or operating machinery.
• You should avoid some non-prescription medication. Ask your pharmacist for more information.
• If you are not trans and you take this, you’re gonna have a bad time.

The last warning is accompanied by an icon of a winking skull in place of the standard warning icon.
Both bottles are labelled as having been prescribed by Dr. Endo T. Worl. Dr. Endo T. Worl has as of yet not been identified. It is believed that this name is a pun on the common shortening of endocrinologist, as well as a deconstruction of the Foundation’s mission statement. The refills field on each label increments once with each activation.

When SCP-XXXX-A and B are emptied, have their cap replaced, and are left unobserved, they create a new identical dosage, allowing for an infinite amount of both medications to be produced.

When SCP-xxxx-B-1 is taken orally by a human subject not fitting Profile Alpha-xxxx, subject experiences temperature sensation reversal, hot flashes and vivid hallucination. These effects appear to be universal to all not fitting Profile Alpha-xxxx, however, other symptoms appear inconsistently.

When SCP-xxxx-A-1 and SCP-xxxx-B-1 are taken orally by a human subject fitting Profile Alpha-xxxx they appear to behave the same as their standard pharmaceutical counterparts.

The first time a new person uses SCP-xxxx-A-1 or B-1 SCP-xxxx-A or B will also manifest a note measuring 1cm by 6cm (SCP-xxxx-A-2 and SCP-xxxx-B-2 respectively) in accordance with which medications are taken. SCP-xxxx-A/B-2 are only legible to the user. It is believed that the creators of SCP-xxxx are somehow informed of the creation of SCP-xxxx-A/B-2, and what text appears on them (See test logs and Addendum xxxx-B-C).

Recovery Log: SCP-xxxx was recovered from a piece of luggage after being flagged for a random search at JFK International Airport. SCP-xxxx were both activated following Airport staff's analysis of SCP-xxxx-A-1. Foundation personnel were notified, and SCP-xxxx were removed from a suitcase by on-site Foundation staff before the piece of luggage was re-packed and returned in time to make it's departing flight.

A subsequent attempt to detain the owner, identified as Dorathy Vermington (henceforth referred to as POI-xxxx), has unfortunately failed. Foundation personnel were sent to POI-xxxx's primary residence and were denied entry by POI-xxxx's mother. POI-xxxx's mother physically assaulted Foundation personnel before calling the police.

Test logs

+ Test 2019/02/01

Test 2019/02/01
Subject	D-4812, 29 year old cisgender male
Protocol	D-4821 was instructed to ingest one pill of SCP-xxxx-B-1 per day for one month, at the end of which a blood sample would be taken to determine the effectiveness of SCP-xxxx-B.
Results	Directly following D-4812 swallowing SCP-xxxx-B for the first time, D-4812 lost consciousness. When D-4812 awoke, he complained that the words "DON'T STEAL" in black capital letters appeared floating roughly 15cm from his face no matter where he looked. D-4812 then complained about the heat of the room (roughly 70°F at the time of testing.) The heat was turned down, at which point D-4812 remarked that he felt hotter. D-4812 was observed as sweating profusely and elected (against the wishes of Foundation personnel) to remove his clothing. At this point, D-4812's body hair was observed growing at a rate of 1.7 cm/h. D-4812 also reported having vivid hallucinations. D-4812 reports the walls of the test chamber appeared to be collapsing in on him, and as they did, the room got infinitely darker. When Foundation personnel entered the chamber to sedate D-4812, they were seen as skeletal caricatures of stereotypical men and women. D-4812 noted one skeletal figure had what appeared to be bone-breasts. These effects wore off within 24 hours of consumption. When SCP-xxxx-B was refilled the next time, SCP-xxxx-B-2 appeared along with the new dose. D-4812 initially refused to translate his note and, after much coercion, revealed the note's content; If you tell them what this says, you will die. D-4812 has, as of yet, not died. D-4812 took another dose the following day and experienced exactly the same effects, though, it should be noted, appeared far less paniced. This process was repeated for a third day with the same results. Bloodwork revealed D-4812's testosterone level had not changed, and testing was discontinued.

+ Test 2019/02/08

Test 2019/02/08
Subject	Dr. Naamah, 32 year old male to female transgender
Protocol	Dr. Naamah elected2 to ingest the reccomended dosage of SCP-xxxx twice a day for one month in accordance with her endochronologist reccomended hormone replacement therapy regimen.
Results	Dr. Naamah suffered none of the same adverse effects as D-4812. Bloodwork revealed that Dr. Naamah's hormone levels had not changed between her use of the endochronologist-prescribed HRT and use SCP-xxxx. Dr. Naamah also noted that the usual bitter-mint taste of her usual pills was not present and that they instead tasted like "purified bottled water." Dr. Naamah reports her SCP-xxxx-A-2 and SCP-xxxx-B-2 read as follows, respectively: I don't like that you stole this, and I think you should give it back… …but girls like us gotta stick together, so if you need it, keep it.

+ Test 2019/02/09

Test 2019/02/09
Subject	Jr. Researcher Cochran, 26 year old male to female transgender
Protocol	Ms. Cochran, in an unfortunate mixup, confused SCP-xxxx-A and SCP-xxxx-B for her high blood pressure and anti-biotic medication respectively, taking one dose of each before realizing her mistake and taking the correct medication.
Results	It should be noted that, prior to this unplanned test, Ms. Cochran did not openly identify as transgender. Ms. Cochran, after realizing her mistake, reported to Dr. Naamah that she had ingested the pills by mistake. Dr. Naamah observed none of the same adverse effects as D-4812, and with no other option allowed SCP-xxxx to run its course. Throughout the next 24 hours, no adverse effects were observed, causing Ms. Cochran to come to the conclusion that she must be transgender. Ms. Cochran posted this revelation next morning on the Foundation's message board.3 Bloodwork has so far revealed that Ms. Cochran's hormone levels match what would be expected from endocrinologist-prescribed HRT. Ms. Cochran reports her SCP-xxxx-A-2 and SCP-xxxx-B-2 read as follows, respectively: Hey. You probably feel pretty alone right now. If we outed you by mistake, we're sorry… Look out for yourself. A lot of things are going to get better, but some things are going to get worse. All of us really care about you.

Following testing with D-4812, Dr. Naamah has determined that further testing on D-class personnel should continue only in single dose testing except in circumstances where there is something unique to be gained from multi-dose testing. From this point forward it can be assumed that each test was conducted with one dose of SCP-xxxx-A and one dose of SCP-xxxx-B in conjunction unless stated otherwise.

+ Test 2019/02/12

Test 2019/02/12
Subject	D-5623, Female to Male transgender.
Results	Symptoms near identical to D-4812. D-5623 also experienced facial hair growth at the same rate of 1.7cm/h. No change in hormone levels was observed.
SCP-xxxx-A/B-2	Dude. C'mon.

+ Test 2019/02/13

Test 2019/02/13
Subject	D-3949, cisgender female. D3949 was originally arrested and charged with sexual assault of a minor.
Results	D-3949 lost consciousness. After waking up, D-3949 complained that she had lost vision completely. Once the initial panic subsided, D-3949 also complained about a sharp, "cramp-like" pain throughout her body. After 3 hours and 12 minutes, D-3949 was unable to keep herself upright, and collapsed, losing consciousness again. Following this, any point of contact between two pieces of skin was observed to produce a shingles-like rash, most notably between fingers, on the interior of major joints, and on the interior of the thighs. This rash was not observed to spread to foundation personnel who handled D-3949. D-3949 regained sight after 24 hours and is currently undergoing standard shingles treatment, which appears to be working. D-3949 continues to complain about the same "cramp-like" pain. No change in hormone levels was observed. Further medical testing revealed a severe vitamin deficiency.
SCP-xxxx-A/B-2	No touching. [The names of D-3949's victims, including two previously unknown victims. Redacted for privacy.]

+ Test 2019/02/14, 2019/02/15, and 2019/02/16

Author note: i actually dont like this one. I made this article spesifically for trans women and having to go down a list and check off boxes makes it feel bloated.

Test 2019/02/14, 2019/02/15, and 2019/02/16.
Subject	Jr. Researcher Hurd, intersex/genderfluid. Mx. Hurd was tested three times.
Results	Test 1: While female presenting: Mx. Hurd experienced no negative effects, and mentioned frequently a slight feeling of euphoria. SCP-xxxx-A/B-2 manifested following this test. Test 2: While non-binary presenting: Mx. Hurd complained that the words "DON'T PUSH IT." in black capital letters appeared floating roughly 15cm from their face. Mx. Hurd expressed hesitance to continue testing following this second warning. Test 3: While male presenting: Mx. Hurd experienced symptoms identical to D-4812's. Throughout all three tests, no change in hormone levels was observed.
SCP-xxxx-A/B-2	Don't hurt yourself! We think you're cool, but this is more of a girls-only club.

+ Test 2019/02/18

Test 2019/02/18
Subject	D-5982, cisgender female.
Results	Symptoms near identical to D-4812. Body hair growth was not observed to change from baseline. D-5982 repeatedly expressed the desire to be "a real girl." No change in hormone levels was observed.
SCP-xxxx-A/B-2	God! You know someone has to go in and decide how to affect someone each time you use it on a new kind of person, right? Why do you keep making this more complicated for us!? Someone types these notes!

+ Test 2019/02/20

Test 2019/02/20
Subject	D-6656, cisgender male, self identified drag-queen.
Results	Symptoms identical to D-4812.
SCP-xxxx-A/B-2	Nope Not doing it.

All testing subjects not fitting Profile Alpha-xxxx from this point forward produced identical results to D-4812 and D-5982. All SCP-xxxx-A/B-2 from this point forward appeared blank.

Addendum xxxx-A: Document Ixxxx-01: Profile Alpha-xxxx:
Profile Alpha-xxxx subjects are human being assigned either intersex or male at birth who are, in fact, female or female aligned. As demonstrated by Ms. Cochran, Profile Alpha-xxxx subjects are not required to be aware of their gender, as SCP-xxxx seems to be able to determine whether or not a person fits this profile through anomalous means.

Addendum xxxx-B: following POI-xxxx's connection to airport Wi-Fi at her destination at Toronto Pearson International, the following chat-logs with members of GOI-5869 were recovered:

+ Log Excerpt A

gaycopmp4: straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship.
bluntfiend: God that's an old one.
bluntfiend: I thought you were above that.
->User DotVermin Joined your channel.
harmpit: w ho?
DotVermin: Uh, hey.
DotVermin: Gonna make it quick,,
DotVermin: My endo fucking sucks at refilling my rx and I need uh
DotVermin: Hol up.
gaycopmp4: oh hey
gaycopmp4: I didnt expect you to actually join.
harmpit: wh o?
DotVermin: So if I send yall my rx can you make like, an infinitely refilling bottle of estrogen?
DotVermin: and spiro
DotVermin: cus I need that too.
polaricecraps: who the fuck capitalizes their username
harmpit: who ?
bluntfiend: are we just letting anyone in now?
bones: We can look into it. Please post a short introduction in #Introductions if you plan on staying.
->User DotVermin left your channel.
bones: or don't.

+ Log Excerpt B

->User DotVermin joined your channel.
bones: Hello again.
DotVermin: They FUCKING stole it
hetcopogg: oh no :(
gaycopmp4: who stole it?
gaycopmp4: same guy as last time?
DotVermin: No I
DotVermin: Oh hey I probably shouldn't be talking to you guys on airport wifi huh?
gaycopmp4: no
polaricecraps: no
bluntfiend: nope
hetcopogg: no
bones: No
jockjamsvol6: nop
harmpit: n o
->User DotVermin was kicked from the channel. (no)
kkrule: no
kkrule: damn it

+ Log Excerpt C

gaycopmp4: hey, are u still at the airport?
DotVermin: no?
DotVermin: it's been like a few weeks im staying at a friends house using her computer
gaycopmp4: u never know
gaycopmp4: they can keep u in an airport for a long ass time
DotVermin: 🤢
DotVermin: friend is still trying 2 get this fuckin keylogger off my phone tho so dont say ur social security number
gaycopmp4: there go my plans for the rest of the day
DotVermin: uhh also, ,sorryt abt earlier
gaycopmp4: it's whatever, ur new to this
gaycopmp4: i thought u might want to know tho
gaycopmp4: ur little fuckup is currently helping two Foundation staff members with their transition
gaycopmp4: and it almost killed a rapist
gaycopmp4: so, silver lining?
DotVermin: Yeah, that feels okay.
gaycopmp4: cool, i'll bring you a new set once ur heat dies down a lil
DotVermin: Tysm
DotVermin: O hey check this out btw
DotVermin: File: Fursona.png
gaycopmp4: FUCK YEAH i LOVE HER
gaycopmp4: ok all is forgiven

writers note: Spiro is actually also a heart medication in addition to being used for HRT. If both were left out, I can see a mistake like that happening.
writers note: dot herself is anomalous, thus facilitating her escape.
writers note: The bit about Dot's mom assaulting some foundation staff feeds into a tale I'm working on, and I think its cute, so I want to keep it, but if its way too goofy then I'm sure I can make some edits [[/footnote]]
writers note: Members of GOI-5869 are aware of the foundation through repeated run-ins.

Footnotes

1. Testing should absolutely not be approved on the grounds that SCP-xxxx exists as a free alternative to medication already taken by a member of staff.

2. It should be noted that Dr. Naamah made this election in secret, and has since been reprimanded. Foundation protocol states all tests must be aproved, especially when conducting potentially threatening experiments.

3. Ms. Cochran has been moved from her prior assignment to work exclusively under Dr. Naamah so that both can be monitored more easily.