Doctor Soviet

Item#: SCP-3118-J
Object Class: Cheesy Safe Give it an actual class, please?-Dr. ██████
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxx-J shall be kept in the main break room of Site-19. No other containment procedures are needed.

Description: SCP-3118-J is a microwave of unknown brand, approximately 914.44 cm wide by 34.48 cm tall, with a 34.48 cm depth. Anomalous properties manifest when an object is placed into SCP-xxx-J. When an object is placed inside SCP-3118-J it makes really good mac n’ cheese it produces an unmarked white bowl full of macaroni and cheese. The macaroni and cheese will hold some properties of the object placed inside. All testing is to be approved by current site director.

CheeseTest Log: SCP-3118-J Stop with the friggin' cheese references. -Researcher ███
Test Subject Test Result
Item: 1x Steamed Ham Result: One bowl of Mac n' cheese with pieces of ham scattered throughout
Item: 1x gram of Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine (MDMA) One bowl of Mac n' Cheese that, when consumed, causes affects similar to that of consuming happy powder MDMA
Item: 1x bowl of non anomalous Mac n' Cheese One double size bowl of Mac n' Cheese
Item: 1x steak 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese with small steak pieces within
Item: 1x dead lab rat Result: 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese with pieces of grilled rat flesh No one wants this? More for me then. -Researcher ███
Item: 2x ounces of seasoned breadcrumbs 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese with seasoned breadcrumbs
Item: 1x small microwave 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that heats up any object placed in it to twice original temperature
Item: 1x ounce steak 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese containing steak bits
Item: 1x pair of glasses 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that improved vision for the next hour of the individual who consumed the Mac n' Cheese
Item: 1x cup of water 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that, as stated by consumer of food, "quenched my thirst for the next couple hours".
Item: 5x grams of caffeine Result: 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that improved energy level of consumer for 5 hours. I'm keeping this one in mind if I don't get enough sleep -Dr. █████
Item: 1x Pomeranian Teacup dog Result: Test overridden by Site Director ██████. You monsters.