Doctor Soviet
Item#: SCP-3118-J
Object Class: Cheesy Safe Give it an actual class, please?-Dr. ██████
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxx-J shall be kept in the main break room of Site-19. No other containment procedures are needed.
Description: SCP-3118-J is a microwave of unknown brand, approximately 914.44 cm wide by 34.48 cm tall, with a 34.48 cm depth. Anomalous properties manifest when an object is placed into SCP-xxx-J. When an object is placed inside SCP-3118-J it makes really good mac n’ cheese it produces an unmarked white bowl full of macaroni and cheese. The macaroni and cheese will hold some properties of the object placed inside. All testing is to be approved by current site director.
CheeseTest Log: SCP-3118-J Stop with the friggin' cheese references. -Researcher ███Test Subject | Test Result |
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Item: 1x Steamed Ham | Result: One bowl of Mac n' cheese with pieces of ham scattered throughout |
Item: 1x gram of Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) | One bowl of Mac n' Cheese that, when consumed, causes affects similar to that of consuming happy powder MDMA |
Item: 1x bowl of non anomalous Mac n' Cheese | One double size bowl of Mac n' Cheese |
Item: 1x steak | 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese with small steak pieces within |
Item: 1x dead lab rat | Result: 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese with pieces of grilled rat flesh No one wants this? More for me then. -Researcher ███ |
Item: 2x ounces of seasoned breadcrumbs | 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese with seasoned breadcrumbs |
Item: 1x small microwave | 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that heats up any object placed in it to twice original temperature |
Item: 1x ounce steak | 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese containing steak bits |
Item: 1x pair of glasses | 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that improved vision for the next hour of the individual who consumed the Mac n' Cheese |
Item: 1x cup of water | 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that, as stated by consumer of food, "quenched my thirst for the next couple hours". |
Item: 5x grams of caffeine | Result: 1x bowl of Mac n' Cheese that improved energy level of consumer for 5 hours. I'm keeping this one in mind if I don't get enough sleep -Dr. █████ |
Item: 1x Pomeranian Teacup dog | Result: Test overridden by Site Director ██████. You monsters. |