Magpies

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be FUCKING SHOT ON SIGHT AND THE BODY BURNED surveyed in it's natural environment and allowed to FUCKING DIE PAINFULLY interact with humans normally.

Description: SCP-XXXX is A GODDAMN DEMON DESERVING ONLY OF PAIN AND DEATH avian animal capable of reproduction. It has been labeled as Cracticus tibicen or SATAN'S WORST NIGHTMARE Magpies. SCP-XXXX is black and white, but the plumage pattern varies across its range. Its nape, upper tail and shoulder are white in males, grey in females. The remainder of the body is black. The eye of adults is RED, WITH FLAMES COMING OUT chestnut brown.
It's most notable feature is that it will attack nearing humans during the spring. This is TO CAUSE PAIN AND SUFFERING LIKE THE TRUE PSYCHOPATHIC HELL-SPAWN IS DAMN WELL IS a defense method as it views the nearing humans as attackers for it's young WHO ARE WELL JUSTIFIED IN ATTACKING AS IT WOULD REDUCE THE POPULATION OF THESE FUCKERS.

Addendum: Docter Heightower has been asked not to report on any more SCPs. There has been an attempt to fix this report but has so far been unsuccessful as many protections have been placed upon this file and all software engineers employed to fix this have been found dead with severe trauma to the back of the skull. An investigation as to why is currently ongoing.