A Maiden Made in Greece

Item#: 0000

Level1

Containment Class:

keter

Secondary Class:

none

Disruption Class:

vlam

Risk Class:

caution

link to memo

Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid cell, with at least two (2) staff members monitoring at all times. If SCP-XXXX escapes, object is to be located and retrieved; Object is considered low-priority. If object is found destroyed or in non-solid form, it is to be recontained and monitoring cameras are to be disabled for at least fifteen (15) minutes. In the event SCP-XXXX is composed of a material unsafe for human presence, staff members in the vicinity are to be evacuated and object is to be immediately recontained.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a Greek statue of a female humanoid, often found posing on top of desks or near doorways. When SCP-XXXX senses a lack of observation, it will teleport to a nearby location to observe individuals focused on a task, occasionally startling them. Upon destruction, SCP-XXXX will lose autonomy; Lack of observation in this instance instead causes reconstruction.

While SCP-XXXX usually appears to be made out of marble, it may manifest as other materials. SCP-XXXX is often initially unaware of the differences, assuming its current state to be similar/identical to marble. SCP-XXXX may accidentally crush objects it teleports on top of, or become unbalanced and topple onto the floor. The materials it appears as are also not limited to solids; As liquids or gases SCP-XXXX will attempt to hold itself together, and as plasma it may cause damage to facility equipment or personnel.

> SCP-XXXX Materials Log

Material: Marble
SCP-XXXX was discovered wandering on I-76 in New Jersey, by the ███████ family on a road trip. Initially dismissed as cosplay, they resumed their drive until their sleep-deprived daughter rested her head on SCP-XXXX's shoulder, alerting the ███████ family of the object's anomalous nature. MTF-██ was called onto the scene and retrieved the object, noting its ability to act on its own and teleport.

Material: Common Rock
Months after its initial containment, SCP-XXXX began manifesting as materials other than marble. It is still unknown whether this is an anomalous effect of another SCP object or if this is "normal" for SCP-XXXX. The object often manifests as a mixture of common rocks, including:

• Limestone
• Sandstone
• Granite
• Quartz
• Marble (raw, unpolished)
• Shale
• Obsidian

Note:
"I would list more, but Mr. Trenton won't let me." _{-Dr. Anatoly}
"How many words for 'rocks' does this guy have?" _{-Agent Trenton}

Material: Elmwood
SCP-XXXX was discovered on posing on top of a filing cabinet, made out of elmwood and affected by Dutch elm disease. It is unclear how SCP-XXXX contracted Dutch elm disease, nor why SCP-XXXX never manifests as other types of wood.

Material: Water
Trails of water droplets were discovered leading to SCP-XXXX, which was attempting to keep itself from dispersing into a puddle. Object was recontained and soon manifested as ice; Object proved uncooperative, seemingly frustrated by the lack of slackness seen in its previous containment breaches.

Material: Pure Tungsten
While attempting to teleport on top of a desk, SCP-XXXX snapped said desk in half with its additional weight and quickly hid in embarrassment. Of note is the purity of SCP-XXXX's tungsten; While tungsten is usually found mixed with other metals, the object was composed entirely of tungsten.
Note:
"The tungsten, the whole tungsten, and nothing but the tungsten." _{-Agent Trenton}

Material: Plasma
The facility experienced site-wide equipment malfunction, during which SCP-XXXX was noted to be missing from its containment unit. The object was found to be composed entirely of plasma, attempting to interact with staff members as normal. Object was neutralized via [Redacted] and recontained. After realizing the danger it could present to others, SCP-XXXX destroyed the camera in its containment unit and "sunk into a great depression".

Material: Brass-Iron Alloy
During lunch break, staff were notified of SCP-XXXX's disappearance. Object was found in the kitchen, attempting to remove various fridge magnets from its body. Due to the possibility of SCP-217 having affected SCP-XXXX, the object was immediately destroyed and allowed to reform in its containment unit, and the fragments of SCP-XXXX's previous body were placed inside SCP-217's containment unit and sprayed with chemical agent ZEER-217-11.
Note:
"Don't tell anyone I put the magnets on her." _-Anonymous

Material: Oxygen?
Staff were notified of SCP-XXXX's disappearance but failed to locate the object. Approximately 4 days later, Agent Trenton felt "the devil's whisper on my skin" as he walked past the object's containment cell; SCP-XXXX reappeared in its cell soon after.

Material: Uranium
During containment breach, SCP-XXXX assumed normal interaction with the staff. However, radiation detection systems warned staff of SCP-XXXX's composition; The object was secured, yet proved uncooperative.