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SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures

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Description

SCP-XXXX is a wood chipper with the logo of ███████ cloaking the exterior. SCP-XXXX is known to be a sentient object, as the metal has been tested to be made out of flesh, along with other SCPs stating that SCP-XXXX is capable of breathing [SEE AUDIOLOGS BELOW]. SCP-XXXX is known to have erratic locomotion patterns. Its movements are enigmatic, as it has been reported that SCP-XXXX has moved 4 feet from its origin at a specific interval in time. SCP-XXXX does function as a regular wood chipper and seems to destroy anything except anomalous objects. Any object that is not identified to be wood or an anomalous object is pulverized into lumps of flesh and blood, which are thrust out of the posterior. However, flesh placed into SCP-XXXX's anterior melds into wood. Strangely, liquids that are poured into SCP-XXXX are accounted for as 'missing subjects.' It is a common theory that the SCP ingests the liquids, alongside a series of very cruel-sounding slurps. Many other anomalies usually report hearing sounds of the anomaly eating, slurping, and on occasion, whispering, however, most often state that the whispering is inaudible [SEE AUDIOLOGS BELOW]. SCP-XXXX harbors no refusal to ingest material of any molecular structure. SCP-XXXX expels flesh from any being from the class 'Animalia,' whose remains are identified and verified from genetic testing. SCP-XXXX is surprisingly immune to any outside forces acting upon it, similar to other NTT's (Non-Terminable Threat). SCP-XXXX testing cannot involve the object ingesting highly flammable objects, including explosives or weapons [SEE INCIDENT REPORTS BELOW]. Wood placed into SCP-XXXX will cause formation of a small seed. This seed, designated as SCP-XXXX-X, is composed entirely of flesh. The seed is extremely adaptive and durable, as it is permutable with every type of soil. The 'leaves' are composed entirely out of extremely soft bones reminiscent of sycamore buds. SCP-XXXX has also been reported to have teeth that are enclosed in the object.