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Item Number: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept on Site-██ in a standard humanoid containment cell which is to be guarded by two (2) security personnel at all times. SCP-XXXX is not allowed to interact with any Foundation personnel without approval of one (1) level three (3) or higher personnel and a scheduled interview time. SCP-XXXX is to be provided all basic needs and amenities expected to be used by an adult human male.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unidentified adult human male of indeterminable race, with indeterminable eye color, and indeterminable hair color. SCP-XXXX’s primary anomalous trait is a memetic influence which can cause compulsive behavior in individuals who SCP-XXXX speaks to.1 In addition, SCP-XXXX has somehow gained high-clearance knowledge of Foundation protocol and security standards. A psychological profile of SCP-XXXX has revealed it to be a pathological liar, a trait which is assumed to be naturally-occurring and unrelated to SCP-XXXX's anomalous trait.
Addendum XXXX.1: Discovery and Containment: SCP-XXXX was discovered to have infiltrated Foundation Site-██ on ██/██/20██ after claiming to be Senior Researcher Spencer Hubbard.2 SCP-XXXX was immediately detained and interrogated (see addendum XXXX.2 for more details).
Since initial containment, SCP-XXXX has made ██ attempts to breach contained, and has succeeded █ times. Successful escapes have been aided by SCP-XXXX’s use of Senior Researcher Spencer Hubbard's credentials, unprecedented knowledge of Site-██, and SCP-XXXX’s primary anomalous trait.
Addendum XXXX.2: Interview Log:
Interviewer: Researcher ████ █████3
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
Foreword: The following interview took place directly after SCP-XXXX’s initial containment.
[BEGIN LOG]
Researcher ████ █████: Ok you bastard, what did you do to Researcher Hubbard?
SCP-XXXX: But that's me- I am Spencer Hubbard!
Researcher ████ █████: Oh come on, still going on with that? I think I’d know my own boss if I saw him.
SCP-XXXX: Under usual circumstances- yes! But I believe that during my latest experiment I was contaminated by a memetic agent, which is now causing everyone to disbelieve everything I say. Think about it! This is what SCP-███ does!
Researcher ████ █████: (Pausing for a moment) …Really? That’s the best you’ve got?
SCP-XXXX: (Rolls eyes) Okay fine, here’s how I can prove it. List 3 obvious, visual things about me.
Researcher ████ █████: (Skeptical) Okay… uh…
Researcher ████ █████: (After spending a moment thinking) You have brown eyes, brown hair and uh… you’re white.
SCP-XXXX: (Suppressing a chuckle) Really? That’s your best shot, ████?
Researcher ████ █████: Hey, you asked my on the spot, and wait, how do you know my na-
SCP-XXXX: I have brown hair, brown eyes, and am of caucasian descent.
Researcher ████ █████: (Remains silent, showing no reaction)
Researcher ████ █████: (After a logged 1:26 of silence) Oh don’t try to bullshit me like that. You’re literally sitting right in front of me. This interview is over.
[END LOG]
Closing Statement: After this interview, SCP-XXXX successfully breached containment using a Level-4 Clearance card that was hidden in it's person. SCP-XXXX was successfully detained shortly after breaching containment.
Addendum XXXX.3: Security Log:
Foreword: The following is a transcribed text of the security camera outside of SCP-XXXX's containment cell during it's second containment breach, which occurred on ██/██/20██, and lead to SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous trait being identified.
[BEGiN LOG]
At 15:37, Security Officer ████ ███ reportedly heard knocking coming from SCP-XXXX's cell. As SCP-XXXX's anomalous trait had not been identified at this time, Security Officer ████ ███ was able to open the observation slot and talk to SCP-XXXX.
Security Officer ████ ███: (Annoyed) Hey, quit that banging! What do you want?
SCP-XXXX: Come on ████, it's me, Spencer! You gotta let me out man, I don't know what's going on.
Security Officer ████ ███: No, you're not Researcher Hubbard. I've work with that man for years, and you don't look a stitch like him.
SCP-XXXX: (Exasperated) Oh come on, you've got to believe me, what is wrong with everyone?!
Security Officer ████ ███ rolls his eyes before closing the slot. At 16:21, SCP-XXXX starts knocking again. After SCP-XXXX continues to knock until 16:27, Security Officer ████ ███ reluctantly re-opens the observation slot.
Security Officer ████ ███: (Annoyed) What now?
SCP-XXXX: Hey ████! So I've been thinking, and I realized- you're completely right! You shouldn't let me out of here. After all, with whatever memetic influence I now posses, I could be dangerous to site personnel. So don't even think of letting me out.
Security Officer ████ ███ remains silent until 16:32, at which point he unlocks and opens SCP-XXXX's containment cell.
Security Officer ████ ███: (Suspiciously) Now, I don't know what your game is, but it's obvious to me that I need to let you out of this cell.
SCP-XXXX: (Sighing in relief) Whew, I didn't think that would work, thanks man.
Security Officer ████ ███: Huh? What's that supposed to mean? You being smart with me?
SCP-XXXX: (Nervously) Ah, no. Of course not. No reason to get all worked up about anything, now. (Laughs nervously)
Security Officer ████ ███: (Now glowering) Oh yeah? How's this for get worked up? (Pulls standard-issue taser from holster and aims it at SCP-XXXX)
SCP-XXXX: No! Wait!
At this point, Security Officer ████ ███ fired his taser and stunned SCP-XXXX. Security Officer ████ ███ then dragged SCP-XXXX to it's containment cell and returned to his station.
[END LOG]
Closing Statement: Since this breach, the current Special Containment Procedures have been put in place to hold SCP-XXXX indefinitely.
