2nd Joke SCP
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Project #: SPC-173

Standardized Pugnātorial Coaching: SPC-1234 is to be kept in a beach closest to the White House.
Under no circumstance should SPC-1234 become active. In the event of activation, SPC-1234 is to be maintained and protected by TFM (Task Force Mobile) Pepfilon Kelneven "One Tailed Shark".
Project Components:
Features a 1-sharkabyte hard drive. SPC-1234 runs SPCOs. All OS changes must be approved by 21 SPC O5 Council.
If a shark comes in with a 12372362 million square radius, it will activate. It will get some boxing gloves and punch da shark.