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Item#: XXXX
Level3
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
amida
Risk Class:
notice

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and related anomalies are to be kept in a standard Safe-class containment locker at a high security site (currently Site-███). Site-███ is to report intruders with ballet apparel or missing/artificial limbs with unusual characteristics to continental security command.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small granite-shale composite rock. SCP-XXXX has no known physical anomalies, though Foundation physical anomaly tests have been waived.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest under highly specific human interaction. The known conditions are:

  • Contact with the head.
  • Amputation above the knee in exactly one leg.
  • Proficiency in playing a saxaphone.
  • Wearing a pink tutu made of at least 90% cotton.1.

"Partial" activation events from subjects meeting some but not all activation conditions induce variable but minor changes in SCP-XXXX, such as glowing, heating, and shaking.

A "complete" activation event causes a spontaneous shift in the Higgs particles composing SCP-XXXX's into a true vacuum state, resulting in an immediate and currently irreversible VK-beta True Vacuum End of Universe scenario.2. [the specifics of the reality ending scenario aren't important]

Discovery: On 24/05/1971, an adjacent local-sequence universe Alpha-1234 underwent an apparent spontaneous VK-End of Universe event. Using the final reported fail times of Alpha-1234 DEEPWELL sites, a Department of Extra-Universal Affairs postmortem triangulated the collapse to Panswick, England. Panswick was evacuated, and SCP-XXXX was eventually found after a thorough Brown-Scoffia sweep3.

[After god damn stripping the house and surrounding area down]

Subsequent investigation put the likely full activation scenario as a juvenile throwing SCP-XXXX at Linda Smith, targeted for mischief for her unusual attire and stature.

Update (18/11/1979): A cross database check with the Anomalous Geology Department found an anomalous item (formerly ITEM-3581) that "anomalously heated when breathed on by Doctor Arif while holding a pickaxe in his right hand". Further testing found additional conditions: self-identification as a Prussian citizen4 and a four-fingered right hand (Doctor Arif is missing his right fourth-digit). ITEM-3581 has been redesignated SCP-XXXX-1 and transferred to Site-███, though at a lower containment priority owing to current geopolitical trends.

Update (13/06/1985): Foundation assets have recovered two more potential SCP-XXXX instances. Research into identifying potential SCP-XXXX instances is underway (led by researchers Foo and Bar).

Update (13/02/1988): Researchers Foo and Bar have constructed a functioning detection machine prototype. SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-5 have a confirmed "Full activation" characteristics. Broad pebble sampling to determine the natural frequency of SCP-XXXX instances is underway.

Update (19/02/1988): Containment procedures fully revised, click to view. [Would be two separate pages]

Draft Notes:

  • Part I too silly? It's meant to be ridiculous but not -J ridiculous.
  • Clinical tone/sentence structure issues here and there.
  • "Pebbles" in particular is not clinical but I *so* badly want the "SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon affecting all known pebbles" line. I handwave it with a "See here for the exact definition".
  • Not happy with the compliance log, how would they rep that data?
  • Multiverse is always a bag of worms