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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J (awaiting classification)

Object Class: Keter
Dr. Henson: Trust me.
Dr. █████: No.
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell and should be given whatever she wants. Further procedures are in discussion.


Current Status: SCP-XXXX-J is currently awaiting SCP classification. Below is a transcript of a conversation between Dr. Henson and Senior Researcher Dr. █████.

Dr. █████: You want you newly-wed wife to be an SCP?

Dr. Henson: She herself wanted to be one, so she asked me to write the document and propose it. I don't think she quite understands what being an SCP means.

Dr. █████: I assume that you wrote the original description.

Dr. Henson: Umm, yeah.

Dr. █████: Would you mind to elaborate on what you mean by "psychological trauma"?

Dr. Henson: She stares at your soul with the dead eyes of hers if you make her mad. Makes me anxious when I think of it.

Dr. █████: …Right.

Dr. Henson: It's true! I can bring her here to show you.

Dr. █████: *sigh* That won't be necessary. I'll talk to her in person. *looks at original document* Carl, how much did you drink last night?

Dr. Henson:

Dr. █████: Fine. We'll see what the other researchers think of this. If they somehow don't see it the way I do, I'll consider your proposal.