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Item #: SCP-682106173096049666-J
Object Class: Safe Euclid Keter Apollyon Yggdrasil Keter Eucl Keter Keter-Apollyon-Unkilledable
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682106173096049666-J is to be contained in Site-666, in a 10 x 10 x 9 meter room made out of stainless steel walls measuring 8 meters thickness. No visual observation equipment is to be allowed in SCP-682106173096049666-J's cell. The cell is to be suspended 10 meters away from any wall via electromagnets and lots of fans. Scantron Reality Anchors are to be placed on the exterior of the cell, with a ratio of 1 SRA every 2 picometres. Round-the-clock observation is to be in effect, via means of pressure sensors in the floor and a pair of sealed gloves on one wall, so staff can feel for SCP-682106173096049666-J should all attempts to locate it fail. SCP-682106173096049666-J is not to be given cannabis, cigarettes, e-cigarettes, vape pen, or a juul, as it has been able to breach containment with any of the mentioned items.
In the event of a breach, MTF-Iota-11, "Responsible People" (consisting of 8,329 community volunteers from the town of █████████, Australia), are to be armed with 3-meter long poles, preferably blue, and dispatched to Site-666 to rush SCP-682106173096049666-J with hopes that someone might annoy it enough for it to leave us the fuck alone. If SCP-682106173096049666-J manages to overcome MTF-Iota-11, a strongly worded letter is to be sent to the suspected whereabouts of SCP-682106173096049666-J, telling it to come back 'right this instant', or it will be subject to house arrest again.
Description: SCP-682106173096049666-J is an 18 metre tall reptilian humanoid, appearing to be both extremely malnourished and in advanced stages of decomposition. SCP-682106173096049666-J occasionally sprouts demonic horns and spontaneously combusts, although this state usually wears off after a few minutes. SCP-682106173096049666-J's interior composition is mostly unknown, but testing has determined that instead of having liquid blood in it's veins, it has mostly-liquid concrete running through it's body, and possesses 14 stomachs.
SCP-682106173096049666-J is sentient and often behaves like a 14 year old male, who has yet to undergo puberty. It often makes 'dark' or 'edgy' jokes (as described by personel supervising SCP-682106173096049666-J) and refers to itself as "Kill-Man-Blood-Knife". Staff are advised not to tell off SCP-682106173096049666-J for making such jokes or comments, as SCP-682106173096049666-J will often start to [REDACTED]. This has resulted in 63 deaths and 18 injured in the past month, and 11 of the injured have displayed severe depressive symptoms following their recovery.
SCP-682106173096049666-J is extremely dangerous, to a level which the Foundation isn't quite aware how they managed to contain it in the first place. Anyone who looks at SCP-682106173096049666-J's face will die instantly, and not looking at SCP-682106173096049666-J at all allows it to move near the speed of light. SCP-682106173096049666-J is essentially immortal, as no amount of blunt damage, bullets, or other weapons are capable of injuring it. SCP-682106173096049666-J seems to hate the color blue.
SCP-682106173096049666-J is also capable of corroding and passing through solid objects, although Stainless Steel provides a challenge to SCP-682106173096049666-J's corrosion abilities, as it is unable to effectively stain it. Anyone touched by SCP-682106173096049666-J's fingertips is instantly [REDACTED], after which it will reanimate as a form of zombie and follow SCP-682106173096049666-J's orders. If SCP-682106173096049666-J is allowed access to any metalworking area, SCP-682106173096049666-J will not hesitate to create and attach some form of weaponry to itself, usually large saw blades which it just lodges in its arms, breaking the saw blade. SCP-682106173096049666-J has a measured IQ of 73.
SCP-682106173096049666-J has powerful reality bending abilities (see Incident Report 682106173096049666-J-11 for prime example). Due to the combination of SCP-682106173096049666-J's abilities, SCP-682106173096049666-J has been referred to by the 05 council as the "most dangerous, most deadliest, most killest SCP that we have". Staff tend to refer to it as insufferable, and one of the few SCPs they wouldn't mind using SCP-████ on.
Addendum 682106173096049666-J-11
At 11:42 PM on March 6th, 20██, SCP-682106173096049666-J breached containment in one of the "most devastating containment breaches in history of the Foundation. Yes, even that time when [DATA EXPUNGED]. No, my testicles have never been the same since. Them being pulled through 18 pocket dimensions by a rusty hook does that.", according to Senior Researcher ████ █████. Below are all related documents available concerning Incident 682106173096049666-J-11.
Incident Report 682106173096049666-J-11
Addendum 682106173096049666-J-13
Since Incident 682106173096049666-J-11, SCP-682106173096049666-J has claimed itself to be a number of assorted things. A (mostly) complete list of all SCP-682106173096049666-J's claims is recorded below.
