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Item #: SCP XXXX

object class: Safe

special containment procedures: SCP XXXX is to be kept in locker B-18 on site-39. A combination lock is to be used to secure the locker shut. For the code, see researcher David Shutts.

Description: SCP XXXX is a series of disks, tapes, and flash drives containing episodes of the show “interview with everything,” collectively referred to as SCP XXXX-1. These devices have proven to be indestructible, even after extensive testing. So far, a total of ██ separate devices have been found to contain episodes of the show. The first instance of SCP XXXX-1, a unmarked flash drive, was discovered by Agent Marshal Reed during the recovery of a separate SCP. After discovering the files on the drive, Marshal quickly turned the drive over to researchers.

Each episode consists of the host, henceforth refered to as SCP XXXX-2, walking onto the middle of a stage. SCP XXXX-2 is a generic male, standing approximately 6'4" with pale skin, blue eyes, and brown hair molded into a pompadour. SCP XXXX-2 usually wears a grey suit, black dress pants, and a red tie. SCP XXXX-2 begins by giving a short comedy routine for 3 to 4 minutes, before introducing the “guest” of the episode. These guests have ranged from people, objects, or other anomalies. These anomaly interviews are safe to view, and do not require any safety precautions to be taken Episodes involving other SCP's are not to be viewed by staff, and extra safety precautions are to be taken when showing D-class these episodes (See Incident report). As a episode ends, the camera pulls away from SCP XXXX-2, revealing a audience. So far, no person seen has been identified. Credits roll over this pan, listing the supposed names of all involved. SCP XXXX-2's name is always different each episode, and all other names are unintelligible. The last five seconds of every episode ends with a voiceover stating:

"Created by and produced by the Great Artist Incorporated!"

Research into this company has led to several other anomalies, leading researcher david to believe (DATA EXPUNGED).

So far, there has been ██████ recorded episodes that the foundation has logged, with each device holding episodes usually containing between ███ and ████ episodes, even if the storage capacity for these devices shouldn't be able to hold them. Each episode is usually between thirty minutes to an hour. A two hour long "Special episode" has been referenced in episode 9██, but the episode itself is either lost or just undiscovered by the foundation. SCP XXXX-2 displays a friendly demeanor, interacting in a comedic way with it's guests. So far, SCP XXXX-2 has not displayed any knowledge of the dangers of it's guests See Episode list.

Note The following document is a list of notable episodes of the show, documented by David Shutts and several other researchers. Introduction of each episode will be omitted unless noteworthy. For a full list, see document XXXXA-B

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Incident report XXXXA-1 On September █, 20██, three days after the viewing of episode 34██, SCP-██ escaped containment, hunted down D-7645, and (DATA EXPUNGED), despite the two never meeting in any form. D-7645's only knowledge came from the episode. This poses a huge security risk to the Foundation. Request to change SCP XXXX's class from Safe to Euclid. -Researcher David

Request denied. However, we will put a security clearance required for viewing any episodes regarding SCP's like SCP-██. -05 council

Incident report XXXXA-2 On September 1█, 20██, A flash drive was left on the desk of David Reed, and the words "Watch me" written on it with sharpie. Security cameras show all cameras glitching for a second at 12:43 AM, the flash drive appearing between the cut. Upon being opened, the flash drive contained a single video, titled "Interview with the Interviewer." Audio has been transcribed below.

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