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Item #: SCP-XXXX (Or Kyle for short)
Object Class: Euclid(Appollyon on a Monday)
Special Containment Procedures: Good luck lol
My Description: Alright now lets be real, I am not an expert on these kinda documentations. In fact I'm not actually qualified to do this article since it goes against probably the highest order within this boring ass foundation. Every moment I've been in this dumb government funded society they kept bragging about how their security is so fucking "Secure" or "Impenetrable" while having the best security teams in this world. Now I am not tryna be mean but when you say dumb shit like that to a pretty handsome yet mysterious demi god, you are basically asking for a challenge. Spoiler alert foundation, you are not gods. Me on the other hand…
That's right, this article is about me! My name is Kyle(That's SCP-XXXX to you big brainers over at site whatever I was held in). Technically I am a 19 year old Caucasian male from Massachusetts, USA who has a pretty big temper but in other terms I am this incredibly powerful entity that would put other "big" SCP's to shame(Trying hard not to flex but y'know I am kinda strong). My presence in the Foundation is quite big, I mean the Foundation had to spend like god knows how much of their pocket money to try and contain me and to be honest I kinda feel pity for them since they tried so hard yet they couldn't keep me secured as you can tell by the way I am writing my own goddamn article on this government site.
OK my "Anomalous" powers aren't that easy to explain but to summarise it, I basically get better and better as I age on. I guess my powers started when I was 13 in a very embarrassing fashion. While in my room doing some "Alone time", my mom came home and without any fucking respect for privacy barged into my room like she was the Queen of England and without knowing it I was able to turn invisible! Cool, right? She had no idea I was in the room which was a big plus(She could hear the inappropriate material on my phone though which led to some awkward convos later that evening).
Once that happened everything changed. I started noticing I could do more crazy, insane shit like super strength or flight. Of course I didn't want to reveal myself too soon so I tried to keep my power use limited. Unfortunately the Foundation were caught to my attention a year later when the state government caught me when I accidentally terraformed some cliff at a rural part of Boston in an attempt to make a big ass, 100 m face sculpture of myself. I don't know how they found out, probably the fact that I invited over 600 people to come view the impressive work I made or the fact people were complaining of the huge sound erupting from my fists hammering the ground. Unfortunately we will never know because shortly after that I was "gently" escorted to the SCP Foundation where I was subjected to some awkward af screening and shitty accomadation.
Aight that settles it for today, me and Dr Sanders finna be heading out to Site-39 to have a look at some cool new SCP that got found. Luckily, the Foundation "Gave1" me permission to use my article page as some sort of blog or story or catalog page where I detail my exciting, sometimes boring adventures in this semi bland Foundation and world.
