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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:If events occur that call into question whether SCP-XXXX has manifested, personnel are to do as follows:

Confirm or deny the event with any detection methods necessary. As of this report, satellite imaging in tandem with ground team consisting of no more than three non-essential personnel has proven to be most useful.
If an event is confirmed¹ that SCP-XXXX has manifested, the area is to be quarantined until SCP-XXXX subsides.

Should an instance of SCP-XXXX be proven to have manifested within the Foundation, all foundation personnel are to disable all personal communication and sensory devices. If there are any devices being used to contain or observe SCP objects, they are to be turned off for as long as possible without endangering Foundation personnel. If a Containment Site breach has occurred due to SCP-XXXX, site personnel must perform standard procedures for said breach after the event has subsided.

Should an instance of SCP-XXXX manifests elsewhere, a Task Force is to suppress general panic and violent activities, civilian or military, caused as a result.
In the case of a short-term event with surviving civilians and military, all non-foundation personnel should be administered Class-E Amnestics at the Task Force's discretion.²

Description: SCP-XXXX is an event of unexplained origin that can manifest at any point and location on Earth. When SCP-XXXX manifests, reality shifts in such a way as to cause unexpected reactions in typically mundane kinetic events³, the effects of which escalate in severity the longer SCP-XXXX is active.

It also appears that SCP-XXXX is affected by subjective observation, wherein any event that a sentient being perceives as a negative outcome will occur, however in varying degrees of severity. Therefore, the more sentient beings that are within SCP-XXXX's range, the more intense it's effects become, due to multiple viewpoints of what constitutes a negative outcome. It is possible that the area SCP-XXXX inhabits adopts a quantum state, allowing for conflicting negative outcomes to be true at the same time.

To observers outside the area of effect, nothing out of the ordinary will happen from their point of view, however cameras and other image-processing devices will record events as they actually occur, provided that they are not within SCP-XXXX's area of effect. Should an outside observer enter into the area of effect, they will become subject to the same effects as anyone who originated within SCP-XXXX's range.
Similarly, if someone from within the area affected by SCP-XXXX is able to exit the range of its effect, they will cease to experience the aforementioned events.

Non-biological, stationary entities, such as buildings, sustain little natural damage from events taking place within SCP-XXXX area of effect, but moving systems, such as plumbing, motorized vehicles, and electrical equipment will work poorly or not function at all, but will resume normal function after the event has subsided.

The area affected by SCP-XXXX is dome-shaped⁴, and on average has not exceeded 9.02 kilometers in radius, though larger instances have been recorded. It is unknown if the area SCP-XXXX effects can be less than 10 meters in diameter, as anything smaller would be difficult to detect for certain as an instance.
SCP-XXXX can be in effect at a minimum of about two hours to a maximum of no more than three months. There is no apparent correlation between the area of effect's diameter and the time span for which it is active.

Additional Notes

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, when in its "unprovoked" state, can be retrieved by any vehicle capable of lifting and transporting upwards of 30 tons. Agents sent to retrieve an instance of SCP-XXXX are not to carry weapons on their person or within the vehicle lifting or transporting the instance. Agents should also refrain from resorting to violent measures during retrieval when in the presence of SCP-XXXX.
Should SCP-XXXX be in its "provoked" state when Foundation Agents attempt to retrieve an instance, Agents are to wait until the instance returns to its "unprovoked" state. Damage caused by SCP-XXXX while in its "provoked" state is to be reported to media as the result of vehicle wreckage, the specifics of which depend on the severity of the incident.

Non-Foundation individuals who are injured during a provoked SCP-XXXX event are to be given Class-A Amnestics. If the individual is the target of SCP-XXXX while it is "provoked," and survives, they are to be taken into Foundation custody, [REDACTED], and classified as D-Class.

If an Agent becomes a target of SCP-XXXX, they are to cease their current activity and surrender willingly to SCP-XXXX. An Agent targeted by SCP-XXXX for seemingly unprovoked reasons will be submitted to rigorous psychiatric evaluations and classified as D-Class if applicable.

Instances of SCP-XXXX are cataloged within the Foundation in accordance to country and date of retrieval. Any significant details are to be noted as well.

Description: SCP-XXXX are humanoid entities with an exterior that is comprised of an as-of-yet undiscovered form of metal. Said metal has a glossy black coloration to it, and is similar in appearance to carbon-fiber plating, but has a much higher strength, making SCP-XXXX nearly indestructible. As of this report, Foundation efforts to collect samples from an intact instance of SCP-XXXX have not been successful⁵.

On the shoulders of each instance of SCP-XXXX, there are identifying markings that denote place and date of creation, and a national flag corresponding to presumed country of origin.

SCP-XXXX is generally passive, and unresponsive to most stimuli; an instance of SCP-XXXX will only become active when when in the presence of any action perceived to be hostile or unlawful. These two states are referred to as "unprovoked" and "provoked" respectively.

When "provoked," SCP-XXXX will target the closest aggressor and attempt to apprehend them. If the target surrenders, SCP-XXXX will restrain them in some manner⁶ and proceed to the next perceived threat.

Addendum SCP-XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX Retrieval Logs

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+ Show China Retrieval Log

+ Show Russia Retrieval Log

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+ Level 4 clearance required

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Monitoring of Researcher ████ Almond's former cubicle at Site-11 is to be done by a junior researcher, who may use it as their own personal cubicle so long as they adhere to safety standards listed in addendum SCP-XXXX-1. Additionally, one security detail consisting of no more than two officers will inspect the room once every two weeks to ensure safety standards are being met.

Under no circumstances are any materials to be disposed of into SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-1 is to be given into the custody of Researcher Almond, as no anomalous properties have been detected.

The original physical copy of SCP-XXXX-2 is to be kept on file at Site-11.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a circular hole in dimensional space-time, measuring approximately .5 meters in diameter. It is positioned roughly 2.5 meters off the ground, over cubicle 27 on the third floor. The rift neither expells nor absorbs radiation, and will allow for solid, non-living matter to pass through if propelled at a rate of 15-32 km/hr.

SCP-XXXX first appeared above Researcher Almond's cubicle at 18:42 5/23/██, ejecting a men's size 11 W ████████- brand left shoe, an exact duplicate of Mr. Almond's, hereby designated SCP-XXXX-1, which struck him in the back of the head. Assuming this was part of an office prank, Mr. Almond attempted to retaliate by taking off his left shoe and throwing it in the direction SCP-XXXX-1 had originated from. His left shoe was then absorbed by the rift, which then closed. Mr. Almond then put SCP-XXXX-1 on, assuming that it was his shoe, and continued his work before leaving for the day.

At 1:37, SCP-XXXX reopens, expelling several crumpled pieces of paper.

At 6:32, Mr. Almond returned to his cubicle to find the original physical copy of this report, designated SCP-XXXX-2. Assuming that this was also an office prank, and all sheets were disposed of into the closest waste bin.

7:15, upon routine review of overnight security records, the anomaly was detected, and appropriate measures were taken, resulting in a full lockdown of floor 3. Mr. Almond was apprehended, and SCP-XXXX-1 was removed from his person, and SCP-XXXX-2 was recovered.

Upon review, every event documented in SCP-XXXX-2 until that point had been accurate,

DOCUMENT LOCKED AS OF [01/07/2025]. INFORMATION DISPLAYED MAY NOT BE ACCURATE TO CURRENT FOUNDATION STANDARDS.

Item#: xxxx

Level2

Containment Class:

keter

Secondary Class:

none

Disruption Class:

ekhi

Risk Class:

caution

link to memo

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX is to be marked as the "Private Property" of ████████ Vineyards, under the guise of being a traditional vineyard property. Armed guards, dressed in plainclothes, are to be stationed at all points of entry onto the property, with galvanized chain-link fences no less than 4 meters in height surrounding the remaining perimeter of the site.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are not to leave the containment site for any reason until

Fertilizer will be supplied by the foundation, consisting of a mix of ammonia nitrate and composted remains of expired Foundation personnel who have been evaluated to have a loyalty rating of Beta-Adherent or higher within three months before expiration.

Teas and other non-alcoholic beverages can be accepted from SCP-XXXX-2 instances and consumed at the personnel's discretion. Alcoholic beverages are to be politely refused and reported.

Any male personnel Any personnel, regardless of gender, experiencing sudden pain or swelling within their inner thigh regions are to be examined by specialized medical staff off-site, where they will be evaluated to determine if a Nysiad event has occurred. Should a Nysiad event be confirmed, treatment will be up to the discretion of the affected individual, and said individual will be given due leave for a duration appropriate for the direction of treatment. Treatment options are as follows:

Immediate Termination of event. Termination of a Nysiad event can be be achieved through large-scale biopsy of the affected area. Any and all biological material removed from this process is to be collected for further study.
Allowing event to run its course. Affected individuals are to remain in off-side personnel quarters during the course of the event, with monthly physical examinations. Affected individuals are to be advised not to take part in extraneous physical activities. After the individual shows symptoms that the Nysiad event is concluding, a shallow incision is to be made the length of the affected area, which will end the event. Biological material is to be collected for further study.

For a year after a Nysiad event, affected individuals will be administered monthly psychological evaluations, regardless of whether or not they have maintained the event until its natural end.

As of 01/18/2012, from December 17 until January 5, all Foundation Staff and current instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be removed from, and barred entrance into, SCP-XXXX's premises by Task Force

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Description:

SCP-XXXX is a heavily forested area measuring 0.4 km², located in ████, Greece that contains many plant species not native to the area. At the center of SCP-XXXX is a circular vineyard measuring 0.2 km in diameter. Unlike traditional vineyard rows, SCP-XXXX's vineyard is seperated into nine concentric bands, each containing various breeds from the genus Vitis, listed below:

Vitis mustangensis (Mustang Grape)- Outermost Ring
Vitis vulpina (Winter Grape)
Vitis riparia (Riverbank Grape)
Vitis rotundifolia (Muscadine)
Vitis labrusca (Fox Grape)
Vitis coignetiae (Crimson Glory Vine)
Vitis vinifera (Common Grape)
Unknown Species, labeled Vitus foundatio
Unknown Species, labeled Vitus bacchusae- Innermost Ring

Wine and other alcoholic beverages produced from grapes gathered from SCP-XXXX is anomalous in nature, and are designated as SCP-XXXX-1. Upon consumption of SCP-XXXX-1 to roughly 0.15%-0.20% blood alcohol level, the subject will undergo a personality shift, becoming instances of SCP-XXXX-2, are will be more 'jovial and friendly.' SCP-XXXX-2 instances will offer SCP-XXXX-1 to any non-affected individual in the immediate area. If no more of SCP-XXXX-1 is present, the subject will offer to make more, and will begin harvesting and processing grapes with whatever tools are available. If the offer is refused, the subject will instead suggest other means of relaxation to the individual, with the most common suggested types being Jasmine, Mint or Chamomile Tea.⁷ It should be noted that subjects that have a familial history of alcoholism, or abuse related to alcoholism will not be offered SCP-XXXX-1, but are instead offered teas.

When blood alcohol level dips below 0.05% blood alcohol level, the original personality will regain control of their body. On average, individuals who have been SCP-XXXX-2 instances in the past will express repulsion and disgust when drinking any alcoholic beverages other than traditionally pressed wine. However, the subject's alcohol consumption will steadily increase if not heavily regulated.

Additionally, SCP-XXXX-2 instances will refer to themselves in the plural. During interrogations of SCP-XXXX-2 individuals will introduce themselves as "Iacchus Eleutherios⁸," and will state that their job is to tend to SCP-XXXX and produce enough SCP-XXXX-1 for all visitors. When questioned about the SCP-XXXX-2 phenomena, instances will insist that the original personality has the ability to regain control at any point during the event.

Furthermore, inspections of subject's liver indicate that ingestion of SCP-XXXX-1 actually mitigates, and in extreme cases reverses, liver damage caused by excessive drinking.

A Nysaid event is an anomalous medical condition that can manifest itself in any male human within the radius of SCP-XXXX.⁹ The event will begin with swelling in an area that can be from the groin to slightly below the inner thigh of the affected individual, and will occasionally be accompanied by bouts of nausea and fatigue. Over a course of 8-10 months, the growth will increase in size, causing some discomfort in the affected individual, as well as inhibiting the subject's ability to walk.

Rigorous testing and autopsies have so far concluded that the entities produced by completed Nysaid events are identical to non-anomalous human infants, and match, at minimum, 45% of the affected host's genetic makeup, with the second parental source determined to be an unknown female individual of Greek descent. Biological material collected from Nysaid events terminated in the early stages show traces of ash interspersed within the growth; the chemical makeup of the ash closely resembles the chemical makeup of ash derived from human cremation, though no genetic data can be collected. To date, there have been 6 Nysaid events on record prior the Foundation's acquisition, with 51 following the acquisition in ██/██/1924.

RECORD LOG

MESSAGE LOG SCP-XXXX-ALPHA : LEVEL 4 ACCESS REQUIRED

To the Foundation,

If you have the time and resources to process this record fully, my official reason for doing removing the objects you may find on my corpse or living body located at real-time coordinates [NaN° NaN' NaN"] from their on-site lockers was to continue proper containment of these objects. Each one manages to keep every other one in check, and as most sites were deemed unsafe or anomalous at time of writing, I felt that this was pertinent. You may court-marshal my body, dead or alive, at your discretion. I'm fairly certain I won't be using it when you find it.

A full catalogue of items and their proper, separate containment procedures is kept in a document on my body, as well as an attachment to this log, which should be being backed up every four hours to the remaining 13 Foundation server farms.

I would appreciate it if you treat SCP-1230 with respect when returning him to containment.

To those of you who may come after the Foundation,

You may have heard of the organization I belonged to, the Foundation. You may have not.

[…]

It went against everything that the Foundation stood for, everything that the researchers, guards, personnel, everyone had been trained to do.

Unsecured. Uncontained. Unprotected.

Three years ago, we had done what we had feared we may have to do since the inception of the Foundation. What we saw other Foundations in other realities do. In order to save the world, we had to risk it. Let loose the prisoners and phenomena upon the land and pray that they eradicated that which we could not contain with our own hands.

It was a gamble, and we rolled too low.

The façade fell, crushing many cities beneath it. The subjects roamed free, culling, consuming, converting, and condemning all who were unlucky enough to be in their path.

I'm 'Lucky.'
Always have been.

That's what my co-workers called me, at least.
When they were being polite.
…And were still alive.
I honestly don't think they ever learned my real name.

"Childish" was another popular one. I always requested to be assigned to the fun, safe Skips. The anomalous teddy bears that created candies, the LEGOs that would act out what you made them to be, the works. I was detained more times than I can count on suspicion of being a 'Wondertainment Corporate Spy.' You honestly can't make this stuff up.

No, I just had an affinity for the more whimsical anomalies.

I fell in love with the worlds SCP-1230 made. He It and I spent many, many hours just writing stories together, me as the actor and him it as both humble observer and all-powerful storyteller, and when morning came, I had several pages worth of details and dialogue that even my pitiful writing style may have captivated many.
Not that it'd ever be published, of course. Locked away in some records vault.

"We're not here to make friends with the freaks, Lucky. We're scientists. If you can't handle that, I'll have you reassigned. Better yet, I'll make sure you reassign yourself. I'd been trying to get out of that Keter duty for six months and you waltz in on that job, make a request for transfer, and it's granted in less than a day! Why the hell do the higher-ups like you so much!?"

I'm not certain why my requests for transfer were always accepted. It's not like I had the most doctorates, or had the most experience in certain fields. Certainly wasn't my in-depth and meaningful analyses based on days upon days of research and observation, since I usually honed in on one particular thing of no real significance, and spent most of my reports following up on that. I even had the Scranton team do a quick test to see if I was anomalous, that somehow I bent reality so that any transfer request I made could not be denied. No such luck there, of course.

Sure, I make friends with most of the Skips that would actually allow me to be friendly to them, but allowing reassignment based on 'being nice' seems like something only someone in the Ethics Committee would have done, but, well, we all know about the Ethics Committee.

That's exactly the reason why all of the Skips are loose now.

I took my chances and stole as many anomalous objects as I could when all hell broke loose. 1230 first among them, of course.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard enlarged humanoid containment cell. The walls of the cell are to be lined with a composite mix of discarded ceramic, glass, rebar, and copper wiring set in concrete rayon or spun bamboo felt padding with a minimum depth of 2.5 cm. Padding is to be filled with polyester stuffing or scrap fabric from destroyed padding. Windows of the cell are to be wired glass impact-resistant plexiglass. The lining and windows of the cell are to be checked daily and replaced as needed when SCP-XXXX is asleep.

SCP-XXXX's clothing is to be comprised of 12 layers of 200 GSM Kevlar, with two layers of lead shielding in the center each with 1.6mm thickness, then another 12 layers of 200 GSM Kevlar, lined with rayon felt. This clothing is to be custom-fitted every 3 days in accordance to SCP-XXXX's current size, with electronically-sealed carbon-fiber fasteners along the back. The joints of the garments are to be regularly treated with any standard talcum-based powder.

For at minimum of 2 hours every day, SCP-XXXX is to be encouraged to perform in physical activities that generally promote the growth of new muscle tissue, such

Meals served to SCP-XXXX are to be naturally high in vitamin A and C, zinc and copper.¹⁰ Additionally, SCP-XXXX is to be administered 15mg fentanyl every six hours through ingestible means, excluding when subject is asleep until SCP-XXXX can be evaluated to have at least the mental capacity of an average 3-year-old human.

In the event SCP-XXXX breaches containment, task forces are to prioritize restraining SCP-XXXX over attempted neutralization or other methods of containment that would result in bodily harm.
Once a week, a reality bender evaluated to be no higher than level 2, or person otherwise gifted with psionic capabilities adept in mental infiltration, thought extraction, or psyche destruction are to be brought to SCP-XXXX's containment cell. The individual is to then psychically assault SCP-XXXX's mind and attempt to erase, degrade, or otherwise weaken the mental capabilities of SCP-XXXX for no more than four hours, or until SCP-XXXX's muscle mass decreases to approximately 38.5%.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a male human of regular build extreme muscular build reaching 1.8 2.7 meters in height and below average negligible intelligence, with an estimated IQ between 50-68. Sapience of the subject has been called into question, however, recent intelligence tests have produced results that suggest that its intelligence can be restored.

SCP-XXXX is invulnerable due to subconscious reality-bending capabilities with no apparent limit Upon initial capture of SCP-XXXX, it was assumed that the primary anomaly of the individual was standard invulnerability, whether by genetic enhancements or reality-bending phenomena. During subsequent testing to determine the type of SCP-XXXX's anomaly, it was noted that SCP-XXXX's willingness to cooperate with Foundation personnel had greatly waned since initial retrieval, however this was disregarded, as humanoid subjects commonly resist testing within the first few months of containment, even if they were cooperative initially.

It was eventually determined that SCP-XXXX's physiology and psychology were linked; for instance, if SCP-XXXX's body were to take any form of physical assault, SCP-XXXX's mind would instead be damaged a proportional amount. The inverse is true as well, however, mental damage manifests in the form of muscle and bone mass anomalously vanishing from the subject's body.

Request to administer SCP-500 (Denied)
Request to administer SCP-500 duplicates produced by SCP-038 (Denied)
Request to administer SCP-427 (Denied, Researcher ██████ reassigned)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Atlas-Provisi | Thaumiel-Provisi

Special Containment Procedures:
As the effects of SCP-XXXX are beneficial and pose no information breach risks, nor generate abnormal behavior or other effects in infected individuals, it is advised to not attempt any form of containment of SCP-XXXX.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a level 1 contagious cognito-inoculation, spread via knowledge of SCP-XXXX, particularly of the effects of the inoculation. Additionally, SCP-XXXX is spread via means commonly associated with cognitohazards, such as verbal speech or through written text. Additional methods of transmission from an infected individual are known to include:

Ingestion of any component of the cerebrospinal nervous system
Ingestion of a single lower Canine tooth
Observation of upper second Molars exceeding 3 minutes
Umbilical connection while in utero
Unbroken eye contact exceeding six minutes
Exposure to heartbeat rhythms for a duration exceeding eight minutes
Documents containing the word "Halfpace" transcribed by text-to-speech by an infected individual
Observation of an infected individual participating in line dancing on a Wednesday
The infected individual is a Gemini and the receiver is a Virgo and stand exactly 3 feet apart
Observation of infected blood through the blue lens of 3-D glasses manufactured in 1992
Tiktok video sharing application, if the receivers username begins with "&"
Vine video sharing application downloaded through the 1986 Apple app store for Linux Phones
Mishearing an infected individual saying "Laptop" as "Cabbage"

Testing will progress until each method of transmission is determined.

The inoculation manifests itself in a host with a desire to observe the surrounding world and adapt it to suit the needs of the human race. As such, SCP-XXXX inoculation is mandatory for all Foundation Trainees.

SCP-XXXX is to be designated as a new Containment class "Gaesa," pending O5 approval.

Outdated Procedures

Footnotes

SCP Sandbox III

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