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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Explained Euclid Neutralized Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures (last updated 2/12/2018): SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained and its whereabouts are unknown. Should SCP-XXXX be detected, subject is to be immediately placed in Foundation custody. If SCP-XXXX is seen wearing a shirt, it is to be taken off following recovery. If SCP-XXXX is seen without a shirt, MTF Sigma-9 is to be deployed to apprehend the subject and neutralize or amnesticize any and all present witnesses.

Archived Containment Procedures (1/17/2018): SCP-XXXX is to be held in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-█. SCP-XXXX's containment chamber is to be guarded by at least one Level 3 armed personnel at all times, and are to enter the containment chamber every 12 hours to check if SCP-XXXX is wearing a shirt. For fear of witnessing SCP-XXXX remove its shirt, no surveillance cameras are to be installed in SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. Any personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be subjected to psychological evaluation to determine whether or not they should wear a shirt on duty. In the event of containment failure, SCP-XXXX is to be forced to put on a shirt.

Archived Containment Procedures (2/3/2018): SCP-XXXX is to be held in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. SCP-XXXX's containment chamber is to be guarded by no fewer than two Level 3 armed personnel at all times, who are required to wear shirts. For fear of witnessing SCP-XXXX remove its shirt, no surveillance cameras are to be installed in SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. Researchers assigned to SCP-XXXX are required to wear shirts, except for the purpose of testing. D-Class personnel are allowed to take off their shirts for the purpose of testing. SCP-XXXX is to wear a shirt at all times. In the event of containment failure, SCP-XXXX is to be forced to put on a shirt, regardless of whether it is currently wearing a shirt. In the event that SCP-XXXX is seen without a shirt, MTF Sigma-9 is to be deployed to apprehend the subject and amnesticize any witnesses among Foundation personnel. D-Class are not required to be amnesticized should they see SCP-XXXX without a shirt.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male that is currently not not not wearing a shirt. In the event that SCP-XXXX is not wearing a shirt, it will invariably be seen wearing a shirt less than 6 hours later. The shirt worn by SCP-XXXX is described as "good-looking". SCP-XXXX is described as "handsome" when it is wearing a shirt, and described as "unsettling" without a shirt. Subjects who witness SCP-XXXX not wearing a shirt describe feeling a sense of increased anxiety and discomfort, and express a desire to put a shirt on SCP-XXXX. Subjects who remain in the vicinity of SCP-XXXX for longer than 30 minutes at a time while it is wearing a shirt express a desire to remove the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX, describing it as a compulsive need. Subjects who witness SCP-XXXX removing its shirt show signs of █████ ████, █████ and have expressed a desire to █████████ and ██████████ SCP-XXXX. Attempts to remove the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX have been met with varying results. In approximately 38.6% 48.09% 60.341% of cases, removing the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX results in SCP-XXXX not wearing a shirt.

Addendum XXXX-01/ Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX was discovered in ███ ████, ██, following police reports of a man not wearing a shirt. Foundation agents embedded in the ██ police department requested deployment of MTF Sigma-9, who successfully captured SCP-XXXX and placed it in Foundation custody. All witnesses present at the scene of recovery were either amnesticized or terminated (See Casualty Report in document Incident XXXX-01), save for two subjects, designated PoI-XXXX-1 and PoI-XXXX-2, who were reported to not wear shirts at the time of recovery, and were temporarily placed in Foundation custody for questioning.

Addendum XXXX-02/ Interview Log 01: The attached document transcribes an interview conducted with PoI-XXXX-1 following Incident XXXX-01.

Interview Log 01
Interviewer: Dr. Shepard
Interviewee: PoI-XXXX-1

Dr. Shepard enters PoI-XXXX-1's holding cell, where the interview was to be conducted. PoI-XXXX-1 is seen wearing a shirt.

Dr. Shepard: Did he wear a shirt?

PoI-XXXX-1: No.

PoI-XXXX-1 is seen wearing a shirt.

Adddendum XXXX-03/ Interview Log 02: The attached document transcribes an interview conducted with PoI-XXXX-2 following Incident XXXX-01 and shortly following the interview conducted with PoI-XXXX-1.

Interview Log 02
Interviewer: Dr. Shepard
Interviewee: PoI-XXXX-2

Dr. Shepard enters PoI-XXXX-2's holding cell, where the interview was to be conducted.

Dr. Shepard: Did he wear a shirt?

PoI-XXXX-2: Yes.

A Level 3 security guard, who was guarding the holding cell during the interview, is seen entering the holding cell and terminating PoI-XXXX-2. An immediate inspection of PoI-XXXX-2's body showed that subject did not wear a shirt. PoI-XXXX-1 is seen entering the holding cell while wearing a shirt. Upon seeing the body of PoI-XXXX-2, PoI-XXXX-2 puts on a shirt.

Dr. Shepard: Why did you put on that shirt?

PoI-XXXX-1: There was a slight breeze, and I prefer having a shirt on.

Addendum XXXX-04: Why the hell is this guy in containment? He's just a guy wearing a shirt. Object is being reclassified as Explained, and is to be released from Foundation custody following amnesticization. -Senior Researcher Warren

Addendum XXXX-05/ Incident XXXX-02: SCP-XXXX was seen not wearing a shirt. MTF Sigma-09 was deployed. Witnesses working as Foundation personnel have been amnesticized, with the exception of D-Class personnel. Object has been reclassified as Euclid.

Addendum XXXX-05/ Experiment Log:

SCP-XXXX Experiment Log
Supervisor: Dr. Adam


Experiment XXXX-01
Directive: Remove the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX.
Result: D-XXXX-13 successfully removed the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was reported to be wearing a shirt.


Experiment XXXX-02
Directive: Remove the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX.
Result: D-XXXX-13 successfully removed the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was reported to be not wearing a shirt. MTF Sigma-09 was deployed.


Experiment XXXX-03
Directive: Force a shirt onto SCP-XXXX (who was wearing a shirt during testing).
Result: D-XXXX-15 successfully put a shirt on SCP-XXXX after politely requesting SCP-XXXX to raise his arms. Afterwards, D-XXXX-15 quickly removed the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was reported to be not wearing a shirt. MTF Sigma-09 was deployed.


Experiment XXXX-04
Directive: Offer two identical shirts to SCP-XXXX for wearing.
Result: D-XXXX-20 presented two identical shirts to SCP-XXXX, asking which of the two it preferred, then suggesting it should put on its preferred shirt. SCP-XXXX promptly removed its shirt. MTF Sigma-09 was deployed.


Experiment XXXX-05
Directive: Fire ten (10) 9x19mm Parabellum rounds at SCP-XXXX's currently worn shirt.
Result: D-XXXX-22, as ordered, discharged 10 9x19mm Parabellum rounds at SCP-XXXX's currently worn shirt using a Beretta 92FS pistol. SCP-XXXX stumbled during the procedure and promptly collapsed upon completion. SCP-XXXX was reported to be wearing a shirt, albeit punctured and stained with a reddish-brown liquid substance. SCP-XXXX was reported to not move for the following 15 hours. Object has been reclassified as Neutralized.

Addendum XXXX-06/ Incident XXXX-03: During the autopsy being conducted by Site-██ medical teams, the shirt worn by SCP-XXXX's corpse was removed. SCP-XXXX was reported to be wearing a clean shirt. SCP-XXXX promptly stood up and removed its shirt. MTF Sigma-09 was deployed, and SCP-XXXX was recaptured. Object has been reclassified as Euclid.

Addendum XXXX-07/ Incident XXXX-04: On 2/11/2018 at approximately 1800 hours, SCP-XXXX has been reported missing from its containment cell. A thorough examination of the containment cell has shown no traces of SCP-XXXX damaging his containment cell. A folded shirt has been found in the middle of the containment cell. Object has been reclassified as Keter.