Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Moreality Project has been halted since the first ascertaining of a SCP-5XXX-1 instance. Personnels
Description: SCP-5XXX is a collective mental-affecting phenomenon that substanstially influences personnels assigned to leading researching work of Moreality Project.
Addendum 5XXX.1: Cited from Science Department
Moreality Project is an inclusive term of a monothreading photon supercomputer, Moreality, and the emulation program(s) proceeding on it, and the relative researching work regarding its mechanism and periodic outputs.
Moreality has shown eminent computing capability that far more surpasses its
Addendum 5XXX.2: Moreality performances
Model #1
Date of Execution: May 4, 2012
Next iteration
A mechanic(hard to neutralize) which detects objects which are 37 celsius degree warm by IR intensity by unknown algorithm. Kills unprotected humans, some animals and may destroy other things. Attacks physically.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
A set of 4 handheld tiny spectroscopes which can mutate electromagnetic waves' wavelength it's exposed to. All consequences are possible. E.g. creates deadly gamma rays from normal visible light.
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5XXX is to be stored in a sealed container that is completely away from visible light (electromagnetic wave that longs between 400 nanometers and 750 nanometers)
Description: SCP-5xxx is a generic term for a set of four identical optical appliances.
Addendum 5XXX.1
Test Logs
Test Date: 1/1/2021
Test Procedure: Placeholder
When Time itself is an anomaly
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
The sign of grown-ups is they start to conceive their early selves behind daily routines, new lifestyles, and those characters fade in time forever, until they die. They spontaneously refuse to discuss things that had hurt them.
My life is based online. If someone takes my phone and PC away, where are all the existences? Where are my friends? What're my achievements?
The journey towards the next second restarted.
When I was 14, there's really a time that I thought I would die at 21, by whatever means(suicide or accidental perils). The absurd idea lived on till now when I type down this very line here, and I just wish me to live through and hope that Penso could have survived. For me after nearly 2 years here in the Wiki, I consider life and death not so seriously as before, less like a philosophical question but more like a scientific one. But it has never been away; as a human I've gotta face the fucking dilemma, or problem, to be or not to be.
I hate those pills, they look like plastic buttons.
Just credit me as
Dr Talcite if you wanna share this.
1. Foundation's slogan: Secure, Contain, ___.
A. Prospect
B. Prevent
C. Protect
D. Proceed
2. A SCP object is classified according to its ___.
A. Danger.
B. Difficulty of activating.
C. Difficulty of containment.
D. Harm to humans when breached containment.
3. Which statement is TRUE?
A. No "humanoid" scips are safe.
B. Some Euclids are more dangerous than Keters.
C. Keters all show great threat to the safety of humans.
D. Thaumiel isn't a formal Object Class.
4. If you stand with one eye closed and another open or blinking both eyes one after another in front of SCP-173, what will happen?
A. Nothing happens.
B. Your neck will be snapped.
C. You'll be torn apart into two pieces.
D. Unable to ascertain.
5. Which MTF team does SCP-105 - Iris currently belongs to?
A. Omega-7 "Pandora's Box".
B. Sigma-3 "Bibliographers".
C. Epsilon-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox".
D. Alpha-9 "Last Hope".
6. Which scip below ISN'T "self-duplicating"?
A. SCP-009 - Red Ice
B. SCP-409 - Contagious Crystal
C. SCP-458 - The Never-Ending Pizza Box
D. SCP-505 - Ink Stain
E. SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake
7. SCP-500 has __ pills left now.
A. 45
B. 46
C. 47
D. 48
8. Which one below ISN'T "virus"?
A. SCP-008 - Zombie Plague
B. SCP-217 - The Clockwork Virus
C. SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates
D. SCP-3020 - Depression
9. Which scip below DOESN'T mention Class-K Scenario(s)?
A. SCP-1238 - Tunnelfish
B. SCP-1678 - UnLondon
C. SCP-2700 - Teleforce
D. SCP-3848 - History Exists for the Memorable
10. Which X000 Contest has the topic of "Horror"?
A. 1000
B. 2000
C. 3000
D. 4000
E. 5000
11. Which Group of Interest is completely contradictory with the Foundation?
A. Global Occult Coalition
B. Serpent's Hand
C. Church of the Broken God
D. Chaos Insurgency
12. The symbolic number of the Scarlet King is _.
A. 3
B. 5
C. 7
D. 9
13. Which MTF team has mutinied?
A. Omega-0
B. Alpha-1
C. Alpha-9
D. Lambda-4
14. Which kind of wormhole is mentioned in SCP-3001 - Red Reality?
A. Class-A Wormhole.
B. Class-B Wormhole.
C. Class-C Wormhole.
D. Class-D Wormhole.
15. SCP-181 was formerly named ___.
A. D-2555
B. D-9341
C. D-87465
D. D-14134
16. Marion Wheeler, head of the Antimemetics Division, died from injecting .
A. Class-W mnestics
B. Class-X mnestics
C. Class-Y mnestics
D. Class-Z mnestics
17. Which scip below has NO memetic property?
A. SCP-055 - [unknown]
B. SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
C. SCP-1128 - Aquatic Horror
D. SCP-1812 - Extralunar Meme
18. As we know, one will certainly die if __.
A. Becoming an SCP-008-1 instance.
B. Holding SCP-198 in hand.
C. Being infected with SCP-217.
D. Name has been inputted on SCP-294 and the drink outputted.
19. It's deduced that in the canon of SCP-2700, its core will be unleashed within __ years.
A. less than 100
B. 100 to 200
C. 200 to 300
D. more than 300
1. C
2. C
3. B
4. D
5. D
6. C
7. C
8. C (Controversial as a biological problem. If prions aren't viruses, 008 will be another correct answer for this question - it's also without a "virus" tag.)
9. B
10. C
11. D
12. C
13. B
14. C
15. C
16. D
17. A
18. C
19. C (At least until the census of 2034.)
A species of microbes which can decompose everything.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
"Aliens" restored the "idyllic" civilization of 21st century humankind by some epic records and prevent "them" from becoming extinct by any means.
An asteroid that we never know where it is but can be reached by (only) extradimensional portal(s).
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Buried, rotted stuff underground can be teleported into your food storage in your fridge so you will eat bits of putrified corpses on your plate or see a stained real skeleton after 10 p.m. in your school lounge
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Wtf is this really me in 2019
Notice: This is something I found in my trash bin. I'm not sure about the time I wrote it; Perhaps in Feb 2019. Do not take it seriously. I'm dreadfully terrible in writing dialogues.
It has been twelve hours since Dr. Talcite submitted the second application for testing SCP-012 by himself/herself. This morning, the same as the previous day, at 8 o'clock, he/she reached for his/her computer, wrote another application with similar contents but different tones, and sent it to the Site Manager. "Wish him won't get bored." He/She spoke silently.
He/She would go to the dining hall at once. After a tiring day of work, he/she even doesn't have time for a proper dinner. Desserts and drinks…and of course, that curious thing. He/She must try it before it is returned to Site-17.
He/She dragged his/her legs downstairs and entered the hall. Staff was clearing away. He/She walked to the front desk.
"Ah, it's still here. "
He/She rubbed her hands and was ready to touch the box. Suddenly a voice appeared right behind him/her.
"Haven't had your supper?"
"Who's that?" Talcite turned his/her head around with his/her hands still on the pizza box. He/She saw a familiar face.
"It's me."
"Umm… Yeah." Speaking that, Talcite opened the box with desire. All his/her favorite. Cheese, hams, corn, seaweeds, pork floss…… Talcite took a plate from the stack. Just then, he/she heard his/her name called.
"Wait, come on for a moment."
He/She managed to find a seat and placed his/her food down. Then he/she turned to the site manager.
"What's the matter?"
"Your app's passed. Good luck tomorrow."
Talcite was stuck. "That's weird," he/she thought.
For the test, he/she is confident. He/She put trust in her ability. "So just keep cool and enjoy the meal."
Having eaten the tastiest pizza he/she had ever seen, he/she returned to her office at 3F. The screen lit up, and a small mail icon was flickering in the corner. It's a PM.
"Wish you good luck." The sender's unknown.
He/She now could go for a special test that not a Class-C had ever participated in. For himself/herself, or might for the Foundation.
The next day.
[DATA LOST]
Yeeeeees. That all. Thank you for reading this old stuff.
another early-2019 balderdash i guess
Please note: Here's only a canon for my tale in planning, Parallelism. It won't appear as my (future) author page.
Since all kinds of amnestics show no effects on Dr. Talcite, I suggest giving up clearing his/her memory. Unless we choose termination, I think he/she won't forget anything about us at all.
—Dr.██████, Medical Department
Dr. Talcite's relationship with SCP-079 must be clarified. He/She once may be the chief researcher of 079, but he/she ISN'T now.
The rumor that Talcite is a thaumaturgist is to be proven. Further investigations are proceeding.
We admit that Dr. Talcite was once one of our colleagues, and a nice one. But he/she left us. No more comments and (especially)personal remarks on this stuff. Punishments will be used upon violation. All of us don't want to hurt the relationship with a strong GoI.
Talcite may possess valuable information and unknown mental ability that could be useful in counter-meme maneuvers. He/She shown a surprisingly good memory, an unbelievable resistance to cognitohazard objects, and a fascinating skill to communicate smoothly with many SCPs with intelligence during his/her career in our Foundation. I must say he/she is a caring mentor.
—Dr.M████
Here are some handwritten notes found in a diary Dr. Talcite left in his/her previous office. Other writings are unidentifiable. Some pages were torn off.
●I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of dying at the wrong time and the wrong place.
●It's an advantage. And it can also be a disadvantage.
●No more proposals, please
Name: Alexis Talcite
Security Clearance: <void> (previously Level 4)
Profile: Dr. Talcite got Ph.D. in Computer Science (majoring in Artificial Intelligence) in 20██ and entered the Foundation through a foreground organization.
A story about the last rational. Doom. Love. Hope. Distortion. Games. Odes. Feeble memories.
He remembered lying on his bed, staring at his two bare foot at the age of fourteen, and wondering why creatures are so limited, in a carbohydrate-based body.