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2014年10月13日凌晨，在印第安纳州南部某地发现了异常广播。经过进一步调查，机动特遣队Kappa-8“除草工”来到一幢位于[数据删除]的公寓楼，在那里发现广播来源是一棵会说话的有生命的仙人掌。基金会工作人员已经允许该荒漠开花植物，其自称音乐节目主持人Kaktus，继续生活在它最初的发现点。1
为了摆脱这种囚禁的沉闷无趣，仙人掌开始每周2传送一系列的广播。参与嘉宾的身份不得而知。
附录Kakti-3：收集记录
The following recordings have been collected and cataloged in an ongoing effort to further understand the mystery and beauty of can't even leave my computer open around the goddamn cactus the nature of SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED SEXY] FUCKING CHR-
研究员备注： I guess most people would be thrilled to get paid like I do to sit and watch a cactus make podcasts all day, but… yeesh. This guy is a clown. - Researcher Fourier
O5备注： Fine. You can get back to teaching remedial math to the Class-D's like you were before.
研究员备注： No O5-senpai pls, I will watch the cactus. - Researcher Fourier McMathNerdington
最新一集！
KaktusKast Episode 24: ArtKast2017
We're back! With the launch of the djkakt.us network, the KaktusKast is back in full swing. Joining the show this week to talk about audio, music, and TroyL's blood is friend of the show Decibelle!
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-3513 - "The brain that ate itself" - psul
介绍及新闻： (0:00:00 - 0:07:24):
No Safe Haven - Fantem
Hartliss Detective Agency - The Great Hippo
So Your SCP Sucks: Images (0:07:24 - 0:32:54):
SCP-173 - "The Sculpture - The Original" - Moto42
SCP-106 - "The Old Man" - Dr Gears
SCP-2006 - "Too Spooky" - weizhong
SCP-2521 - "●●|●●●●●|●●|●" - LurkD
SCP-1471 - "MalO ver1.0.0" - LurkD
SCP-2030 - "LA U GH IS F UN" - PeppersGhost
SCP-001 - Kalinin
SCP-1440 - "The Old Man from Nowhere" - Dmatix
SCP-2576 - "Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Goat" - djkaktus
Interview: ArtKast2017 (0:32:54 - 1:22:41):
Members Being Interviewed:
Perelka_L - Art Page (Full List of Articles)
SunnyClockwork - Author Page (Full List of Articles)
Zhange - Art Page (Full List of Articles)
SCP-999-J - "Creepy Speedo Man" - NamedAfterColor, Salman Corbette, Wilt
The Cool War - Randomini
SCP-2521 - "●●|●●●●●|●●|●" - LurkD
SCP-106 - "The Old Man" - Dr Gears
SCP-860 - "Blue Key" - Enma Ai
SCP Foundation Logo - SunnyClockwork
Secure. Contain. Protect. - Zhange
Outro (1:22:41 - 1:25:54)
KaktusKast档案库
2014
KaktusKast Episode 1: Djoric
djkaktus sits down with famed SCP tale author Djoric and discusses his upcoming projects, views about rewrites, and their shared love of CryogenChaos.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-032 - "Brother's Bride" by Dmatix
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-1867 - "A Gentleman" - Djoric
Adventures in Capitalism - Djoric
The Cool War - Randomini
Anart Antics - TwistedGears
SCP-2782 - "The Flock" - Faminepulse
SCP-2598 - "Traveling Moth Salesman" - djkaktus
SCP-1782 - "Tabula Rasa" - Faminepulse
SCP-2845 - "THE DEER" - Djoric
SCP-087 - "The Stairwell" - Zaeyde
SCP-2166 - "The Reformation" - Djoric [article since deleted]
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
SCP-445 - "Dr. Wondertainment's Super Paper" - CryogenChaos
SCP-256 - "Trapped in the Typewriter" - DrakeRunner
SCP-947 - "Their Own Fault" - djkaktus
SCP-166 - "Teenage Succubus" - DrClef
KaktusKast Episode 2: KateMcTiriss
djkaktus hangs out with co-writer and life partner Kate McTiriss. Topics range from Dixieland Nightmare Magic to 001 proposals to banging.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-001 - "A Record" by Kate McTiriss
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-2830 - "The Knowledge" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-072 - "The Foot Of The Bed" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-1558 - "Snuff Tower" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-2072 - "Prime Ministerial Pet Cemetery" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-2558 - "Horseshoe Beach First Baptist Church (Relocated)" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-001 - "A Record" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-001 - "Thirty-Six" - Djoric/Dmatix
SCP-682 - "Hard-To-Destroy Reptile" - Dr Gears
SCCP-2930 - "Cross City City City City Hall" - Kate McTiriss
Dixieland Nightmare Magic Series - Kate McTiriss
SCP-001 - "The Children" - djkaktus
SCP-2996 - "It Follows You" - djkaktus
SCP-2445 - "Wondertainment Logistics" - djkaktus
KaktusKast Episode 3: Eskobar
djkaktus sits down with SCP Wiki Staff Moderator Eskobar, and many pertinent adult discussions take place about the site, chat, and Alexylva bullshit.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: How To Debate An Armchair - by InsipidParoxysm
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-2998 - "Anomalous Transmission" - Eskobar
SCP-2682 - "The Blind Idiot" - Faminepulse
SCP-1173 - "Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace" - Eskobar
SCP-002-J - "Amnesiac Treatment" - AndarielHalo
SCP-055 - [unknown] - qntm
SCP-1893 - "Minotaur's Tale" - Eskobar
SCP-1546 - "University Ballcap" - Eskobar
The Cool War - Randomini
KaktusKast Episode 4: Zyn
THE ZYNTERVIEW, where djkaktus tunes in with SCP Foundation Wiki staff moderator Zyn! Forum stuff and writing is discussed, and also butterflies, happiness and singing take place. djkaktus' cold heart grew three sizes this day.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Facetious Fanatics - by TwistedGears
Also go here! tableturret.tumblr.com Look at art! Support people! Be awesome!
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-087 - "The Stairwell" - Zaeyde
Dixieland Nightmare Magic Series - Kate McTiriss
SCP-1045 - "Candle of Life" - Drewbear
SCP-1000 - "Bigfoot" - thedeadlymoose
SCP-2000 - "Deus Ex Machina" - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-1981 - "Ronald Reagan Cut Up While Talking" - Digiwizzard
SCP-348 - "A Gift From Dad" - Zyn
SCP-2332 - "Thought Messenger" - Zyn
SCP-1457 - "Mourning Cloak" - Zyn
KaktusKast Episode 5: Faminepulse
Episode 5, where djkaktus hangs out with the enigma himself, Faminepulse! Some shit is talked about, but it's mostly heavy breathing by both parties, so take that as you will.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Israfil - by FortuneFavorsBold
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-082 - ""Fernand" the Cannibal" - FritzWillie
SCP-893 - "Asexual" - Faminepulse
SCP-2845 - "THE DEER" - Djoric
SCP-1124 - "Xenoplague" - Faminepulse
SCP-1200 - "The Means to Delay" - Faminepulse [article since deleted]
SCP-682 - "Hard-to-Destroy Reptile" - Dr Gears
SCP-2558 - "Horseshoe Beach First Baptist Church (Relocated)" - Kate McTiriss
SCP-682-J - "SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER" - Faminepulse/Salman Corbette
SCP-2782 - "The Flock" - Faminepulse
13. Mr. Purple - Faminepulse
SCP-1782 - "Tabula Rasa" - Faminepulse
SCP-1562 - "Tunnel Slide" - trennerdios
SCP-239 - "The Witch Child" - Danteson
SCP-2682 - "The Blind Idiot" - Faminepulse
SCP-2890 - "World Group Auction House" - djkaktus [article since deleted]
SCP-1173 - "Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace" - Eskobar
Rat's Nest Canon
Dixieland Nightmare Magic Series - Kate McTiriss
SCP-093 - "Red Sea Object" - NekoChris
SCP-610 - "The Flesh that Hates" - NekoChris
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
Groups of Interest Contest!
SCP-543 - "Noise" - Clipperton
KaktusKast Episode 6: TwistedGears
djkaktus chills for a while with friend and fellow nerd TwistedGears! Important things are discussed, but none more important than how adorable SCP-2300 is.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-649-2568-J - "Technicolor Geography" by Doctor Cimmerian
DYSTOPIA CONTEST BEGINNING SOON! Link to more info HERE!
Referenced In This Episode
Learning the Alphabet Series - TwistedGears
The Under-Appreciated SCPs Contest
Anart Antics - TwistedGears
The Cool War - Randomini
Mr. Redd Audio Adaption - Randomini
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer Hub - Doctor Cimmerian
Acidverse - Randomini
Broken Light Hub - trennerdios
SCP-093 - "Red Sea Object" - NekoChris
A Fancy Dinosaur - TwistedGears
Cactus Insurgent - TwistedGears
Groups of Interest Contest!
Sisters - thedeadlymoose
Chaos Insurgency Hub
Track 3: Uh... - Faminepulse
SCP-2217 - "Hammer and Anvil" - Ihp
Serpent's Hand Hub
Miss Heir - TwistedGears
SCP-2598 - "Traveling Moth Salesman" - djkaktus
SCP-1160 - "Effective Containment" - djkaktus
SCP-1782 - "Tabula Rasa" - Faminepulse
SCP-2782 - "The Flock" - Faminepulse
SCP-2300 - "Periodic Golems" - TwistedGears
SCP-1672 - "Thinking Inside the Box" - TwistedGears
Game Day Series
Competitive Eschatology Series
SCP-696 - "Abyssal Typewriter" - TwistedGears
KaktusKast Episode 7: Roget
The great and terrible Roget shows up to slum around with djkaktus! Topic of conversation include the ridiculous number of SCPs Roget has written, the ridiculous number of SCPs Roget has written, and the ridiculous number of SCPs Roget has written. Also dogs.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Sic Transit Gloria Mundi by spikebrennan
Referenced In This Episode
Gray God - TwistedGears
SCP-1507 - "Pink Flamingos" - Roget
SCP-744 - "Assembly Required" - Roget
SCP-1725 - "Servant Enhancements" - Roget
SCP-1178 - "Floating ICBM" - Roget
SCP-2600 - "The Empty Box" - Roget
SCP-2600-EX - "Furred Trout" - Roget
SCP-2600-J - "Bicycle Mafia" - Roget
SCP-2600-CU - "The Cutest Little Thing" - Roget
SCP-2845 - "THE DEER" - Djoric
SCP-1833 - "Class of '76" - Roget
Remembrance - Roget
SCP-332 - "The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band" - Roget
SCP-814 - "Pure Tones" - Roget
SCP-1423 - "Summer of '76" - Roget
Dixieland Nightmare Magic Series - Kate McTiriss
SCP-2682 - "The Blind Idiot" - Faminepulse
Old Man In The Sea Canon
lolFoundation Canon
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" - Roget
History of the Universe Essays - Roget
SCP-001 - "Keter Duty" - Roget
Scantron's Art Blog!
KaktusKast Episode 8: FortuneFavorsBold
djkaktus hangs out with the ever so cool FortuneFavorsBold, and talks sci-fi, time travel, SCP-2000 and Dr. Thaddeus Xyank. Cool people talking about cool things. How cool?
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-2731 - "When Hell Freezes Over" by Silberescher
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-400 - "Beautiful Babies" - FortuneFavorsBold
SoullessSingularity's Challenges Thread
SCP-1297 - "A Jar of Toenails" - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-001 - "The Spiral Path" - DrEverettMann
SCP-1780 - "The Temporal Anomalies Department" - FortuneFavorsBold
Iteration 0 - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-176 - "Observable Time Loop" - Aelanna
The Deep End - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-084 - "Static Tower" - Dr Gears
SCP-281 - "The Snooze Alarm" - Crayne
Erstwhile and Again - FortuneFavorsBold
Exit History - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-2400 - "Temporal Dilation Facility" - Anborough
20 GOTO 10 - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-2000 - "Deus Ex Machina" - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-2998 - "Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz" - Eskobar
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench - Dr Gears
KaktusKast Episode 9: SunnyClockwork
djkaktus gets to know the mysterious and talented SunnyClockwork! The two talk about the Chinese wiki, what it's like to be involved with the Foundation on an international level, and Sunny's stunning black and white art. One of the most fun interviews djkaktus has done so far!
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-2062 - "Kronecker" by InsipidParoxysm
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-666-J - "Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills" - FPST
SCP-4357-J - "Cooperative Demon" - Drewbear
I Wrote a Tale - SunnyClockwork
SCP-603 - "Self-Replicating Computer Program" - psh
SCP-882 - "A Machine" - Dr Gears
Sunny's Black and White Art
SCP-2999 - "The Black Cat and the White Rabbit" - Fantem
SunnyClockwork's Tumblr
SCP-1915 - "Status Quo" - Dmatix
KaktusKast Episode 9.5: djkaktus
The KaktusKaktusKast! Dr. Cimmerian sits down with djkaktus to talk about podcasts, tales, and other silly nonsense.
Referenced In This Episode
Mission Statement - Dr Reach
I, Autarch - Kalinin
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
SCP-184 - "The Architect" - Dr Gears
SCP-093 - "Red Sea Object" - NekoChris
SCP-173 - "The Sculpture" - Moto42
The Stars Do Not Wait For You - Dmatix
SCP-1440 - "The Old Man From Nowhere" - Dmatix
The Flytrap - Sophia Light
SCP-001 - "The Spiral Path" - DrEverettMann
Document 001:O5 - DrEverettMann
Unfinished Business - TroyL
KaktusKast Episode 10: Pixeltasim
djkaktus hangs with fellow nerdbro Pixeltasim, SCP author and creator of Alexandra, the #site19 killer chatbot! Much is discussed about the complicated nature of technical things, so if you're easily distracted by other, less interesting things, you might have a hard time with this one.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-2722 - "SCPS Solidarity" by Von Pincier
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-2601 - "The Death of Insaera" - Von Pincier
SCP-2900 - "Nobody gets left behind" - Pixeltasim
SCP-348 - "A Gift From Dad" - Zyn
A Child to Teach - Pixeltasim
Only Game In Town Hub
The Faraday Girls - Rumetzen
Acquisitions Series - SRegan
A New Age Series - SRegan
Unfinished Business - TroyL
SCP-765 - "Duck Pond" - TroyL
SCP-1802 - "Skip" - Silberescher
KaktusKast Episode 11: Reject
djkaktus hangs out with longtime SCP author and Dystopia Contest host Reject! Discussions include Reject's body of work, the future of the SCP Wiki, and the #struggle of running a contest.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Contest: Mission Statement by Dr Reach
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-093 - "Red Sea Object" - NekoChris
SCP-616 - "The Vessel and the Gate" - Pair Of Ducks
SCP-1451 - "Sunken Children's Perimeter" - Reject
SCP-2000 - "Deus Ex Machina" - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-148 - "The "Telekill" Alloy" - Scantron
Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki - DrClef
Reach's Blueprint Folder - Dr Reach
SCP-2722 - "SCPS Solidarity" - Von Pincier
SCP-10101-J - "Not A Self-Insert At All" - judgedeadd
SCP-1231 - "The Theoretical Family" - Reject
SCP-231 - "Special Personnel Requirements" - DrClef
SCP-1733 - "Season Opener" - bbaztek
SCP-087 - "The Stairwell" - Zaeyde
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
Dystopia Contest
The Great Short Story Contest Archives
Groups of Interest Contest!
Herman Fuller Hub
Time Contest!
Canon Hub
Dixieland Nightmare Magic Series - Kate McTiriss
SCP-529 - "Josie the Half-Cat" - Ported by Lt Masipag
SCP-2170 - "The Clown Vaccine" - Sorts
KaktusKast Episode 12: Salman Corbette/Roget/Roth
The KristmasKast! djkaktus welcomes famed funnyman Salman Corbette, friend of the show Roget, and loyal subject to Queen Elizabeth, the majestic Blaroth, to the KaktusKast! In this mega-episode, -J articles are discussed, dialogues are acted out, and Salman plays a butt ghost song. Merry Christmas, SCP folks!
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: I Can't by Nacht Ruine
Referenced In This Episode
SCP-1545 - "Larry the Loving Llama" - Salman Corbette
SCP-682-J - "SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER" - Faminepulse
SCP-789-J - "the butt ghost!!" - Salman Corbette
Too Many Cooks - Adult Swim - [NSFW]
SCP-649 - "Matchbox Full of Winter" - AsmodeusDark/Roget
SCP-784 - "Christmas Cheer" - Snowshoe
SCP-2412-J - "The Laplander" - judgedeadd
SCP-031-J - "Evening of Terrors" - Salman Corbette
SCP-329-J - "The Ghoooost Siiiign" - Salman Corbette
SCP-2600-J - "Bicycle Mafia" - Roget
SCP-173-J - "The Original "The Sculpture"" - Silberescher
SCP-1160 - "Effective Containment" - djkaktus
SCP-2598 - "Traveling Moth Salesman" - djkaktus
Tales of Mr. Collector
Miss Heir - TwistedGears
2015
KaktusKast Episode 13: Light
The KaktusKast returns in 2015 with none other than the grand and glorious Light! djkaktus sits down with the journeyman writer to talk about the olden days of staff, author avatars, Competitive Eschatology, and The Flytrap!
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-2501 - "The Claw" by lurkd
The Flytrap - Sophia Light
Competitive Eschatology Canon
New Years Contest!
SCP-1102 - "The Blue Ridge Phenomenon" - Sophia Light
SCP-2000 "Science Fiction" Contest Hub
SCP-1337 - "The Hitchhiker" - DrBright (Now TheDuckman)
Log Of Anomalous Items - Sophia Light
The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation - DrBright (Now TheDuckman)
SCP-093 - "Red Sea Object" - NekoChris
KaktusKast Episode 14: DrEverettMann
Hold on to your kidneys, because Dr. Mann has appeared on the KaktusKast! The mad doctor and victim djkaktus discuss the SCP administration, the man's ravings and writings, and djkaktus gets dissected thoroughly enjoys himself.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: We Need to Talk About Fifty-Five by qntm
SCP-423 - "Self-Inserting Character" - DrEverettMann
Experiment Log 423 A - DrEverettMann
SCP-1983 - "Doorway to Nowhere" - DrEverettMann
SCP-2099 - "Brain in a Jar" - DrEverettMann
TV Tropes' SCP Foundation Page
SCP-1171 - "Humans Go Home" - DrEverettMann
SCP-679 - "Eyerot" - DrEverettMann
SCP-001 - "The Spiral Path" - DrEverettMann
Document 001-O5 - DrEverettMann
SCP-001 - "The Prototype" - Dr Gears
SCP-001 - "The Lock" - qntm
KaktusKast Episode 15: DrClef
The dark artist of the SCP wiki himself arrives on the KaktusKast! djkaktus and Clef discuss his history on the wiki, the controversies centered around him, his inspirations and motivations, and other exciting new revelations!
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Stealing Solidarity by Djoric
REIMAGINING CONTEST HAS BEGUN! Link to more info HERE!
SCP-953 - "Polymorphic Humanoid" - DrClef
SCP-233 - "23-Sided Polyhedron" - DrClef
SCP-668 - "13" Chef's Knife" - DrClef
SCP-447 - "Ball of Green Slime" - DrClef
SCP-231 - "Special Personnel Requirements" - DrClef
Game Day
New Years Contest!
Unfounded - Hub
Groups of Interest Contest!
SCP-2317 - "A Door to Another World" - DrClef
SCP-2845 - "THE DEER" - Djoric
SCP-001 - "The Gate Guardian" - DrClef
SCP-098 - "Surgeon Crabs" - DrEverettMann
SCP-995 - "Under The Couch" - Tadeusz
Competitive Eschatology Hub
Welcome to Night Vale - Commonplace Books
KaktusKast Episode 17: TroyL
The KaktusKast returns from a brief hiatus with the non-sequential addition to the series, the TroyLKast! The host is djkaktus, the guest is longtime SCP Foundation Wiki administrator TroyL, and the topic is three hours of bullshit. Buckle up, buttercup.
Also, before you inevitably ask, yes, I lied at the beginning of this episode about interviewing Dmatix. I am a fraud, a broken man. I thought I was doing what was best for all of us, but in the end I only ruined us. I will not ask for your forgiveness, and I do not expect it.
Carry on.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Nothing. You get nothing. Good day sir.
Intro (0:00 - 1:53)
Part 1 (1:54 - 83:01):
SCP-005 - "Skeleton Key" - unknown
SCP-784-ARC - "Posthuman Brain" - DrClef
SCP-884 - "A Shaving Mirror" - TroyL
Saving Sigurrós Potter - TroyL
The Great Short Story Contest Archives
SCP-1337 - "The Hitchhiker" - TheDuckman
SCP-902 - "The Final Countdown" - TheDuckman
Dr. Burns Personnel File
SCP-1055 - "Bugsy" - Sorts
SCP-1370 - "Pesterbot" - Sorts
SCP-804 - "World Without Man" - Sorts
Part 2 (83:29 - 156:48):
SCP-426 - "I am a Toaster" - Flah
That Goddamn Thing - Sorts
SCP-579 - "[DATA EXPUNGED]" - scroton
In His Own Image - TroyL
The Man From Maple Street - TroyL
SCP-423 - "Self-Inserting Character" - DrEverettMann
SCP-611 - "Parasitic Toothpick" - TroyL
Part 3 (157:14 - 208:53):
Et Tam Deum Petivi Hub Page
Anart Antics - TwistedGears
The Flytrap - Sophia Light
Unfounded - Hub
All Things Considered - Photosynthetic
Competitive Eschatology Hub
Tenebrae - TroyL
Contain Yourself - TroyL
Unfinished Business - TroyL
Unfinished Business: Part II - TroyL
. . . the best and the wisest man whom I have ever known. - DrClef
SCP-978 - "Desire Camera" - yellowdrakex
Unfinished Business III - TroyL
Halloween Contest!
New Years Contest!
Groups of Interest Contest!
SCP-2000 "Science Fiction" Contest Hub
Fifthist Hub
Reimagining Contest
SCP-884: Original Collection - TroyL
SCP-642 - "Hot Springs" - Camwyn
SCP-765 - "Duck Pond" - TroyL
Bright's 2011 Challenge Thread
QuacktusKast Episode 18: Quack
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Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: quack
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KaktusKast Episode 19: AnniversaryKast!
THE ANNIVERSARYKAST ASCENDETH. djkaktus joins many friends and fellows for the anniversary of his joining the wiki, and many topics are discussed and conversations had.
WARNING: SUPER LONG. Don't forget to take a break to use the bathroom or something.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Chasing Interest by Dmatix
Part 1 (0:00 - 51:22):
Waffling About - Blaroth
Wocky's Art Blog! (NSFW Warning)
SCP-2190 - "Phone calls from Mom" - PeppersGhost
Containment Breach The Musical - PeppersGhost
SCP-2030 - "LA U GH IS F UN" - PeppersGhost
Part 2 (51:29 - 88:50):
SCP-239 - "The Witch Child" - Danteson
Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki - DrClef
SCP-105 - "'Iris'" - Danteson
SCP-076 - "'Able'" - Kain Pathos Crow
Duke 'till Dawn - Dr Kondraki
Every Damn Time - ProcyonLotor
SCP-1234-J - "An SCP" - Salman Corbette
SCP-1994-J - "THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL" - ObserverSeptember
SCP-1730 - "What Happened to Site-13?" - djkaktus
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
SCP-184 - "The Architect" - Dr Gears
SCP-2875 - "The Town That Got Fucked by Bears" - djkaktus
SCPPD Episode 1 - djkaktus
SCP-2686 - "Moon Wizard" - Wogglebug
Part 3: Random Shit (89:00 - 157:40):
SCP-1848 - "[ACCESS DENIED]" - TroyL
In His Own Image - TroyL
SCP-1059 - "Infectious Censorship" - DrEverettMann
SCP-953 - "Polymorphic Humanoid" - DrClef
Clean Sweep - DrClef
sex at frigid temperature - SoullessSingularity
Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass - Pair Of Ducks
Resurrection - thedeadlymoose
Part 3: Stuff Similar to the SCP Foundation (157:41 - 169:44):
SCP-087 - "The Stairwell" - Zaeyde
Bees - Scantron
Metafiction - Voct
Acidverse - Randomini
Part 3: Sorts (169:45 - 187:40):
Dr. Sorts Personnel File
That Goddamn Thing - Sorts
SCP-426 - "I am a Toaster" - Flah
SCP-1470 - "Telepathic Spider" - Sorts
SCP-804 - "World Without Man" - Sorts
SCP-745 - "The Headlights" - Sorts
SCP-1370 - "Pesterbot" - Sorts
SCP-1670 - "Interdimensional House of Pancakes" - Sorts
SCP-2170 - "The Clown Vaccine" - Sorts
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All - Sorts
All They Want is the Blood - Sorts
SCP-450 - "Abandoned Federal Penitentiary" - DrClef
SCP-205 - "Shadow Lamps" - Sorts
Collected Data - Sorts
Reimagining Contest
Part 3: Bright (187:41 - 215:59):
Personnel Director Bright's Personnel File
Ecce Perago - TheDuckman
Annon - TheDuckman
SCP-693 - "Knotty Stalker" - TheDuckman
The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation - TheDuckman
SCP-963 - "Immortality" - TheDuckman
SCP-721 - "Factory Toys" - TheDuckman
SCP-590 - "He Feels Your Pain" - TheDuckman
The Self Insert - TheDuckman
The Flytrap - Sophia Light
SCP-321 - "Child of Man" - TheDuckman
Mary Sue Who - TheDuckman
SCP-1777 - "Kings Cave" - TheDuckman
Unfinished Business - TroyL
Unfinished Business: Part II - TroyL
"I Quit." - TheDuckman
SCP-978 - "Desire Camera" - yellowdrakex
SCP-978 Extended Test Logs - yellowdrakex
An Evening With Bright - TheDuckman
Part 3: Underrated Authors and Closing (216:00 - 281:47):
SCP-431 - "Dr. Gideon" - DStecks
SCP-659 - "Communal Avian Intelligence" - DStecks
SCP-503 - "The Luckiest Man in the World" - DStecks
SCP-785 - "A Chain Restaurant" - Chubert
SCP-2777 - "He Who Would Be King" - Chubert
SCP-2078 - "Third Party" - Chubert
SCP-1981 - "'RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING'" - Digiwizzard
SCP-891 - "California Field" - Chubert
A Man At The Top of his Profession - name
The Bacterium (Part One) - name
SCP-342 - "Ticket to Ride" - name
SCP-144 - "Tibetan Rope to Heaven" - Fritzwillie
SCP-165 - "The Creeping, Hungry Sands of Tule" - Fritzwillie
SCP-529 - "Josie the Half-Cat" - Ported over by Lt Masipag
SCP-2460 - "Dark Satellite" - WrongJohnSilver
SCP-106 - "The Old Man" - Dr Gears
SCP-093 - "Red Sea Object" - NekoChris
SCP-610 - "The Flesh that Hates" - NekoChris
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales - CryogenChaos
SCP-1538 - "Instructions to a Twin-Screw Extruder" - Kalinin
SCP-1659 - "Directorate K" - Kalinin
SCP-701 - "The Hanged King's Tragedy" - tinwatchman
SCP-993 - "Bobble the Clown" - Tanhony
Incident 0401-42-III - 'Chornobylska Katastrofa' - ComradeChernov
SCP-1467 - "The Man that Wasn't" - fooloftime
I Forget Myself in This Wondrous Night - Decibelles
SCP-2310 - "The House That Makes You Sarah Palmer" - lukebn
Acquisition Log SCP-███-█ - Adam Smascher
SCP-939 - "With Many Voices" - Adam Smascher/EchoFourDelta
SCP-1707 - "New Skin" - Mr Carbon
SCP-1496 - "The Most Profound Statement in History A Place Setting" - Mr Carbon
SCP-1261 - "Memetic Emu" - Lumancer
SCP-022 - "The Morgue" - DrSevere
SCP-567 - "The Dungeon" - DrSevere
SCP-433 - "A Ritual" - DrSevere
SCP-354 - "The Red Pool" - Dave Rapp
SCP-990 - "Dream Man" - Dave Rapp
SCP-335 - "One Hundred and Fifty 3.5" Floppy Disks" - Dave Rapp
SCP-1949 - "Jonathan Harris" - DrClef
SPC-1764 - "DARD Information Restrictions Apply" - DrClef
SCP-579 - "[DATA EXPUNGED]" - scroton
SCP-1398 - "Hateful Dead" - scroton
SCP-____-J - "Procrastinati" - Scantron
SCP-1422 - "The Yellowstone Anomaly" - Scantron
SCP-1448 - "Legend Tripping" - Scantron
SCP-1111 - "The White Dog" - DrSevere
SCP-001 - "The Prototype" - Dr Gears
SCP-001 - "Sheaf of Papers" - Lt Masipag
Project Thaumiel - TroyL
Pila - TroyL
SCP-1846 - "Maize Angel" - Scantron
SCP-1306 - "Potion of Summon Bird" - Scantron
AIAD Homescreen - LurkD
SCP-1471 - "MalO ver1.0.0" - LurkD
SCP-447 - "Ball of Green Slime" - DrClef
KaktusKast Episode 20: ChopKast!
The fun keeps rolling when djkaktus, ProcyonLotor, Decibelle and EldritchCyanide sit down and talk (vaguely) about chat opping and pretty much whatever else came up. This is a weird episode.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: This Is Not Me Talking by Dmatix
SCP-2602, which used to be a library - "Exbibliothetic" - Scantron
Markiplier's Youtube Channel
SCP-2875 - "The Town That Got Fucked by Bears" - djkaktus
KaktusKast Episode 16: Dmatix
It's about goddamn time. After months of waiting and many failed attempts, the DmatixKast is now live! djkaktus joins famed SCP Foundation author Dmatix to talk about his writing, the development of the wiki over time, and his thoughts on genre, historical subtext, and article interconnectivity. This is a really good interview, you should listen to it.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-2602, which used to be a library - "Exbibliothetic" by Scantron
SCP-1655 - "Sorrow Tick" - Dmatix
SCP-1295 - "Meg's Diner" - Dmatix
SCP-1348 - "Inner Sanctum" - ophite
SCP-1321 - "Cathar Journal" - Dmatix
Fire on the Horizon - Dmatix
SCP-001 - "Thirty-Six" - Djoric/Dmatix
SCP-2845 - "THE DEER" - Djoric
Quiet Days - Dmatix
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench - Dr Gears
SCP-2000 "Science Fiction" Contest Hub
SCP-2500 - "A Higher Purpose" - Dmatix
SCP-1440 - "The Old Man from Nowhere" - Dmatix
Thrice - Dmatix
SCP-032 - "Brothers' Bride" - Dmatix
Empty Nights - Dmatix
A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal - Dmatix
SCP-447 - "Ball of Green Slime" - DrClef
SCP-2718 - "What Happens After" - Michael Atreus
Five Questions
Bugs - giant enemy spycrab
Children Of Doubt - Roget
Playing God - Rikks
Iteration 0 - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-2000 - "Deus Ex Machina" - FortuneFavorsBold
Attack of the Keter Skeeters! - Ihp
SCP-1732 - "Septimius Leo" - Smapti
The Stars Do Not Wait For You - Dmatix
SCP-1915 - "Status Quo" - Dmatix
SCP-231 - "Special Personnel Requirements" - DrClef
SCP-1935 - "An Empty Chamber" - Dmatix
SCP-2710 - "A Certain Breach" - Dmatix
SCP-361 - "Bronze Liver" - Dmatix
SCP-1510 - "The Tarnished Legionnaire" - Dmatix
This Is Not Me Talking - Dmatix
Resurrection - thedeadlymoose
Nothing and Five and Five - Dmatix
Walk the Floor - Djoric
Et Tam Deum Petivi Hub Page
KaktusKast Episode 21: qntm
Ever thought about antimemes? No? Me neither, and for good reason. To enlighten us as to why that is, the KaktusKast is proud to welcome qntm to this week's show! Author of the acclaimed SCP-055 and tales like "We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five", qntm has been breaking new ground in the Foundationverse for years. Sit down, have yourself a listen, and break the hiatus with host djkaktus as he and qntm talk about memes, antimemes, and every meme in between!
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: Death and the Doctors Hub - by Dmatix
Go visit qntm's site at http://qntm.org/! Lots of original writing, some of which you may recognize.
Short Works Contest
SCP-2521 - "●●|●●●●●|●●|●" - LurkD
SCP-2915 - "Frostee-Flesh" - Djoric
SCP-2771 - "Border Duty" - Petrograd
SCP-579 - "[DATA EXPUNGED]" - scroton
AIAD Homescreen - LurkD
Resurrection - thedeadlymoose
SCP-1730 - "What Happened to Site-13?" - djkaktus
SCP-____-J - "Procrastinati" - Scantron
SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" - Digiwizzard
SCP-055 - "[unknown]" - qntm
qntm's author page - qntm
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five - qntm
SCP-001 - "The Lock" - qntm
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
Unforgettable, That's What You Are - qntm
Introductory Antimemetics - qntm
2016
KaktusKast Episode 22: Dr Gears
The long wait is over. After several months of radio silence and the KaktusKast languishing, djkaktus once again returns, only this time with the Father of the Foundation himself, Dr Gears! In his first ever interview, Gears and djkaktus discuss Gears' impressive resume, the origins of the Foundation, the true meaning of horror, and that one time in #site19.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-LastCoupleofMonths: Nazi Nonsense - by Kalinin, "Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" and Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ - by Cyantreuse, and Basic Observations by SunnyClockwork
The KaktusKast Theme is "Happy Up Here" by Royksopp, ©2009
Mobile Task Force Contest!
SCP-173 - "The Sculpture - The Original" - Moto42
SCP-529 - "Josie the Half-Cat" - Ported by Lt Masipag
The Holders Series
SCP-682 - "Hard-to-Destroy Reptile" - Dr Gears
SCP-914 - "The Clockworks" - Dr Gears
Experiment Log 914 - Dr Gears
SCP-445 - "Dr. Wondertainment's Super Paper" - CryogenChaos
SCP-882 - "A Machine" - Dr Gears
SCP-001 - "The Broken God" - TwistedGears/djkaktus
SCP-455 - "Cargo Ship" - Dr Gears
SCP-184 - "The Architect" - Dr Gears
Cold - Dr Gears
How To Be Scary Without Saying Anything - DrClef
SCP-835 - "Expunged Data Released" - DrClef/Dr Gears
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench - Dr Gears
The Great Short Story Contest Archives
SCP-2000 - "Deus Ex Machina" - FortuneFavorsBold
SCP-447 - "Ball of Green Slime" - DrClef
SCP-053 - "Young Girl" - Dr Gears
SCP-734 - "The Baby" - Dr Gears
Surprise! Happy Birthday! (the first of the Gears Birthday tales) - Hosted by TroyL
SCP-001
SCP-001 - "The Prototype" - Dr Gears
SCP-682-J - "SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER" - Faminepulse/Salman Corbette
2017
KaktusKast Episode 23: ReintroductionKast
We're back! With the launch of the djkakt.us network, the KaktusKast is back in full swing. Joining the show this week to talk about audio, music, and TroyL's blood is friend of the show Decibelle!
Kaktus Top Five of the Year:
- SCP-3999 - "I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me" - LordStonefish (Honorable Mention)
- Antimemetics Division Hub - qntm
- SCP-3125 - "The Escapee" - qntm
- SCP-3005 - "A Light That Died" - Silberescher
- SCP-001 - "When Day Breaks" - shaggydredlocks
- SCP-3999 - "I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me" - LordStonefish
- SCP-3001 - "Red Reality" - OZ Ouroboros
Djkakt.us
The Kaktuskast
The Foundation
Critical Procedures
Critical Role
The Adventure Zone
Rat's Nest Hub
S & C Plastics Hub
UIU Location Dossier — "Three Portlands" - GreenWolf
Track 4: You and Me - djkaktus
Anderson Robotics Hub
Gamers Against Weed Hub
Learning The Alphabet Hub - TwistedGears
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale - SRegan
The Flytrap - Sophia Light
Antimemetics Division Hub - qntm
SCP-3125 - "The Escapee" - qntm
SCP-3005 - "A Light That Died" - Silberescher
SCP-001 - "When Day Breaks" - shaggydredlocks
SCP-3999 - "I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me" - LordStonefish
SCP-3001 - "Red Reality" - OZ Ouroboros
KaktusKast Episode 24: ArtKast2017
Great writing communities are defined by the fanartists who depict their work. Or, at least this one is. On this episode of The KaktusKast, djkaktus is joined by Perelka_L, Zhange, and SunnyClockwork to talk about art, inspiration, and the sex appeal of the highest levels of senior staff.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-3513 - "The brain that ate itself" - psul
Intro & News (0:00:00 - 0:07:24):
No Safe Haven - Fantem
Hartliss Detective Agency - The Great Hippo
So Your SCP Sucks: Images (0:07:24 - 0:32:54):
SCP-173 - "The Sculpture - The Original" - Moto42
SCP-106 - "The Old Man" - Dr Gears
SCP-2006 - "Too Spooky" - weizhong
SCP-2521 - "●●|●●●●●|●●|●" - LurkD
SCP-1471 - "MalO ver1.0.0" - LurkD
SCP-2030 - "LA U GH IS F UN" - PeppersGhost
SCP-001 - Kalinin
SCP-1440 - "The Old Man from Nowhere" - Dmatix
SCP-2576 - "Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Goat" - djkaktus
Interview: ArtKast2017 (0:32:54 - 1:22:41):
Members Being Interviewed:
Perelka_L - Art Page (Full List of Articles)
SunnyClockwork - Author Page (Full List of Articles)
Zhange - Art Page (Full List of Articles)
SCP-999-J - "Creepy Speedo Man" - NamedAfterColor, Salman Corbette, Wilt
The Cool War - Randomini
SCP-2521 - "●●|●●●●●|●●|●" - LurkD
SCP-106 - "The Old Man" - Dr Gears
SCP-860 - "Blue Key" - Enma Ai
SCP Foundation Logo - SunnyClockwork
Secure. Contain. Protect. - Zhange
Outro (1:22:41 - 1:25:54)
KaktusKast Episode 25: 3000Kast
The boys are back in town. djkaktus meets up with Joreth and A Random Day to talk about the SCP-3000 contest, Anantashesha, and the structural integrity of djkaktus' butthole. Laughs abound.
Kaktus Pick-of-the-Week: SCP-3049 - "To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch" - rioludoodle
Intro & News (0:00:00 - 0:06:35):
Social Media Art Contest
The Long Goodbye - The Great Hippo
Glittering Horizon Hub (The Undoing) - LordStonefish
He Shall Indeed - Gaffney
Interview: 3000Kast (0:06:35 - 1:29:52):
Members Being Interviewed:
A Random Day - Dr. Desai's Personnel File (Full List of Articles)
Joreth - (Full List of Articles)
Site News Hub
SCP-3000 Contest
SCP-1051 - "Nevadan Extraterrestrial" - Salman Corbette
SCP-163 - "An Old Castaway" - Flah
SCP-3000 - "Anantashesha" - A Random Day, djkaktus, Joreth
The Adventure Zone
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench - Dr Gears
SCP-3001 - "Red Reality" - OZ Ouroboros
SCP-3519 - "These Quiet Days" - sirpudding
SCP-3060 - "Sleep Paralysis" - Jacob Conwell
SCP-3000 Entry - "Chessland" - themadstork
SCP-307 - "Carnivorous Ivy" - apocalemur
SCP-884 - "A Shaving Mirror" - TroyL
SCP-804 - "World Without Man" - Sorts
SCP-2170 - "The Clown Vaccine" - Sorts
Dr. Roth's Personnel File - Blaroth
SCP-343 - ""God"" - Unknown Author
It Might Have Been - Djoric
Game Day - DrClef
RUN AWAY FOREVURRR - agatharights
SCP-3960 - "Best Friends Forever" - Jacob Conwell
SCP-3020 - "Depression" - Ihp
SCP-3966 - "Falling Out" - WrongJohnSilver
SCP-3512 - "The More You Know" - psul
SCP-2000 "Science Fiction" Contest Hub
Outro (1:29:52 - 1:34:39)
监督者备注：我们将继续删除这个文件中的几乎所有内容，因为1.)它是荒谬的，2.)我们不知道如何收容这玩意，而且它可能是一个认知危害之类的东西。
