SCP-3XXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 20 by 20 airtight cell lined with 6 meters of concrete and steel. 5 MTF Operatives from Nu-15 (“Flower Power") are to guard the cell and bring any unauthorized personnel into the adjoining interrogation room for questioning. Testing is to be done by no less than 3 Senior Researchers with 3 Security Guards or Nu-15 operatives with them. In the event of a containment breach, all units from Nu-15 and Lambda-18 ("Can Crushers") are to detain and terminate SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 instances. In the event that termination is failed either by expiration of MTF operatives or if there is too many SCP-XXXX-2 instances, Protocol-3XXX-1 is to be implemented by all Security Guards and MTF operatives in all nearby sites.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a soda machine which includes non-anomalous soda cans, ranging from Cola to Fanta. However, a option on the machine reads ███████. When selected, a soda can is dispensed with what appears to be typical 1960 soda can. When a hole is opened in the soda, whether on the side or by someone trying to drink it, a anomalous plant growth will appear out of the can: The growth will drop on the ground and grow until it reaches two feet in diameter, after which it will grow a rose petal. (SCP-XXXX-1) SCP-XXXX-1, when the petal opens, after 5 minutes to 10 hours, a creature which measures 6 meters, which is much bigger than the petal itself, will emerge. (SCP-XXXX-2). SCP-XXXX-2 is extremely hostile, and will attempt to terminate all humans in a certain range. After all humans in the certain area have expired, SCP-XXXX-2 will go to the soda machine and begin getting more [REDACTED] soda cans and opening them. For every instance of SCP-XXXX-2, the range in which humans must be terminated increases exponentially. SCP-XXXX has shown to attract humans in a kilometer range, how this is done is unknown.
Recovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in a skate park at [DATA EXPUNGED], Wyoming. Forces were sent in after reports of many men attacking people at the skate park. Police forces requested military help, but the Foundation stepped in. Foundation Personnel, after hearing survivor reports, were expecting some sort of anomalous human, meaning only a few agents were sent in. After they failed to report back, Nu-15 was put on standby and ordered in. Nu-15 successfully terminated all SCP-XXXX-2 instances, and confirmed that the soda machine was the source. All citizens of [REDACTED] and of nearby towns and cities were given Class-B anmestics, and all reports of the murders were taken off the internet.
Protocol-3XXX-1: This protocol is to be ordered ONLY by Level 4 command. All Security and MTF units are to report to Site-██ and are to clear each sector of the building one by one. Operatives are to clear each sector by pumping sleeping gas and poisonous gases through the air vents, then terminating each instance.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX is to be converted to Euclid after Incident XXXX-01. I want Nu-15 here on guard duty, and Lambda-18 on standby.-Director P██████
Testing Logs: Classified Level-5
Incident XXXX-01: On 17-4-2000, when SCP-XXXX- was in low containment, Assistant Researcher J██████ M████ entered SCP-XXXX's containment chamber and opened two cans of [REDACTED]. This lead to a containment breach, in which 127 personnel died and ██ SCPs breached. Nearly all SCPs were recontained by Nu-15 and Lambda-18. About █ SCPs are still breached. Lambda-18 is to search and recontain them as soon as possible. Assistant Researcher J██████ M████ was interrogated and was found out to be under the influence of SCP-XXXX.
Creators Note: SCP-XXXX does not have a number because this was a passion project: this is not the finished product, and if you have any recommendations please message me with the subject title being SCP-Can Crusher.
SCP-3XXX
Object Class- Keter
Special Containment Procedures- SCP-3XXX is to be kept in a 10 by 10 by 10 meter cell the furthest distance away from the residential area of Area-██. Lights are to be placed inside and outside the cell, each powered by solar panels on Area-██’s roof and a dedicated generator. Tests are not to be permitted after Incident 3XXX-1. If a containment breach occurs, all Nu-13 (“Nightcrawlers”) operatives are to report to the containment sector armed with P90 guns equipped with a 70 watt flashlight able to last up to twenty-four (24) hours. Nu-13 may request backup after six (6) hours of recontainment not occurring.
Description: SCP-3XXX is a tall, long, and thin entity. It is entirely black, has what appears to be thin spikes coming out of it's back, and cannot be seen in rooms with very little light. This is why it is ranked Keter. It has shown a weakness to lights above 60 watts, but this weakness is mostly limited to being seen by personnel. SCP-3XXX feeds on the fear of personnel, and it can make people have nightmares. It is extremely hostile to everyone who attempts to prevent them from feeding on fear. It has a preference for the fear of children. It attacks people in a similar matter to SCP-096. Research to see if they are connected is on-going.
Recovery Log: Reports came in from the city of ██████ , Michigan about a man dressed in very dark clothes breaking and entering people’s homes and entering the children’s room. When parents heard their child’s screaming and crying, and they investigated, they were assaulted by SCP-3XXX. Approximately ██ adults died due to the assaults. When Foundation personnel embedded in the Michigan state police heard about these reports, they notified the Foundation. The Foundation used a bait of 3 children to capture SCP-3XXX. SCP-3XXX was brought to Area-██ and the current procedures were implemented.
Test Log 1:
Dr. ██████: "Security, ready to proceed with test?
Security: grunts
Dr. ██████: "D-7813, please enter the containment chamber."
D-7813 enters the containment chamber
Dr. ██████: "Put the sleeping gas in."
Security: Twists valve, and sleeping gas is pumped into the containment chamber
D-7813 collapses and falls alsleep
SCP-3XXX walks over to D-7813
SCP-3XXX proceeds to “kiss” D-7813
D-7813 begins moving and grunting
After five (5) minutes, D-7813 begins screaming in his sleep.
SCP-3XXX lets go of D-7813 and goes and sits in the corner.
Dr. ██████: “Alright security, get him out.”
Security enters the containment chamber
Security is assaulted by SCP-3XXX after attempting to bring D-7813 out of the containment chamber.
Dr. ██████: “Containment Breach! Containment Breach!”
SCP-3XXX exits containment chamber
Dr. ██████ hits the light switch off
SCP-3XXX becomes virtually invisible
End log. To see containment breach logs, please see Incident 3XXX-1
Incident 3XXX-1: After SCP-3XXX exits the containment chamber and lights are turned off.
Nu-13 was called in by Site Director A████████████. [FILE CORRUPT: PLEASE SEE DR.██████ FOR INCIDENT LOG]
SCP-3XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3XXX is to be kept at the Louvre. All security guards are to be trained Foundation personnel that either have no interest in art or criminal record. Security is to monitor the room where SCP-3XXX is kept and detain and administer asmnetics to any individuals that display Stage 2 symptoms.
Description: SCP-3XXX is the Mona Lisa by Vincent Van Gogh. It was painted in the 16th century and it is unknown if SCP-3XXX got it’s anomalous properties when it was painted or when it was stolen in 1911. Whenever it got it’s anomalous properties, it has always had the same affect. Most people who come to the Mona Lisa express awe and say it is the best painting ever. This is the Stage 1 symptom, which is common around 80% of people who see it. The Stage 2 symptom, which occurs in 15% of people, is much more radical. People who have Stage 2 of SCP-3XXX’s memetic properties express awe and admiration, much like Stage 1, but people infected with Stage 2 wish to steal it and keep it to themselves. They often will do anything to get it, from joining the museum security and stealing it, or killing and torturing security personnel to get access to it.Stage 2 symptoms are more likely in people who are heavily integrated in the art community, or if they have a criminal record.
In 5% of people, no symptoms are observed in the subject. These people often have disdain or no liking for art. They view the Mona Lisa as it was before the theft in 1911. Mediocre.
SCP-3XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-3XXX's nature, containment procedures are limited to preventing access to SCP-3XXX and terminating individuals who access it. If anyone has a way to destroy SCP-3XXX, please contact Researcher ██████. SCP-3XXX may only be accessed by a specialized computer in Area-███.
Description: SCP-3XXX is a anomalous web portal onto a deep web chatroom. The website's address is ████████████. The chatroom functions like any deep web chatroom. Pornographic and other NSFW items are commonly posted. However, one of the chatrooms, titled ██████████, allows the subject to speak with other people from a alternate timeline, which is named Timeline 3XXX.
While rare, people can speak with a version of themselves from that timeline: this has happened ██ times, with the latest leading to SCP classification. Contact with the alternate SCP Foundation has happened. To see recovery log, please see Recovery Log. To see contact log, please view UN Anomaly Department contact.
Recovey Log: SCP-3XXX was recovered after James M█████, a 23 year old man, was giving away a deep web portal and saying, "I spoke to my alternate self! Speak with yourself from another timeline!". The Foundation ignored these reports, as James M█████ had a mental health problem. The Foundation got interested when embedded personnel in the local police department confirmed that M█████ was telling the truth. The web portal was given SCP designation, and M█████ was arrested, interviewed, and administered amnesiacs. Interview revealed nothing, and as such is not included.
Contact Log: Agent █████████ was given authorization to contact Timeline 3XXX's Foundation.
Agent █████████: When does the black moon howl?
User by the name of Hanoli signs on
Hanoli: When a wolf sings.
Hanoli: Let's take this to private messaging.
Agent █████████ messages Hanoli
Hanoli: Why are you saying this on a SA?
Agent █████████: What does that mean?
Agent █████████: I'm from the SCP Foundation. I'm looking for agents of the Foundation.
Hanoli: Suspected Anomaly. Everyone knows that at the UNAD.
Agent █████████: I'm not from there.
Hanoli: How do you know our greeting code then?
Agent █████████: I'm from the SCP Foundation. I'm looking for agents of the Foundation.
Hanoli: The SCP Foundation? The UN took over them in '52. How can you be a member of them?
Agent █████████: I'm from a alternate universe where that never happened. My superiors wish to make contact to trade ideas and such.
Hanoli: So, this is anomalous?
Agent █████████: Affirmitive.
Hanoli: I'll contact my superiors. This is amazing.
Server: Hanoli signed off
Server: AnomalousAgent signed off
End log.
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