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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-4001

The underside of an SCP-XXXX instance.

Special Containment Procedures: Online catalogs of any and all Walmart establishments must be analyzed via manual detection of a Level-2 Staff Member.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Playstation 2 disc manufactured by the company YWTGTHFT that can only be acquired from online Walmart catalogs. It can be available on all online catalogs, whether the Walmart bought from sells Playstation 2 discs or not. The disc has no cover and is printed on an unlabelled blank black disc. Upon acquiring a disc, it is to be immediately sealed into Container XXXX-C.

Upon insertion into a Playstation 2, a list of yellow text in the Plumpfull font on a dark green background is displayed with the blue title "YWTGTHFT Productions" set as a banner. The list includes LAUGH IS GOOD, Doggy Hell Claw, Vera, [REDACTED], Killer Crane, and [REDACTED]. Killer Crane and [REDACTED] must be found as soon as possible, due to their predicted [DATA EXPUNGED] properties. After exactly 60 seconds, the disc's anomalous properties begin to manifest. Any organic material in a radius (that increases by 10 meters for every minute) will begin to lose color. Any humans in a radius (that increase by 10 meters every 10 minutes) will lose one random vital sense (smell, sound, touch, taste, sight). Every hour, a random electrical device will cease functioning. Every 24 hours, a copy of the disc will be deposited somewhere within a one-mile radius of the original disc's location. The disc cannot be manually ejected from the Playstation 2 module, but will rather "disappear" after the 24-hour mark is reached. Upon ejection, color, sense, and electrical functionality will be restored; however, the copied disc, rather than ceasing to exist, is transported to a Walmart storage facility and added into an online Walmart catalog.

Currently, 437 copies of SCP-XXXX are in Foundation containment, with an estimated █6 copies still being sold on Walmart websites, █1 copies owned by individuals, and 12 copies unaccounted for. There has been no digital uploads of the .iso file for the disc, which is exactly 3.39 MB in size. All attempts to run the ISO on an emulator have resulted in a total corruption of the computers contents.

Discovery: The first instance of SCP-XXXX brought into containment was discovered after an abnormal number of the vision-impaired were reported to be living in ███████, Massachusetts. Agents ███ Mckenson and ███████ Jarz were dispatched to investigate. After three hours of investigation, they were led to the home of a family owning a nearby Walmart. The home was almost completely colorless due to the amount of wood used to create it, and the Playstation found within the home was destroyed. The disc within was ejected in perfect shape before 24 hours, and all effects were reversed. All within a one-mile radius were issued Class-A amnestics via chemtrail.