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VU492/F8SDB/93BBN
Status In Reserve
Demand None
Value Not for Sale
Availability Unique
Identifier Untagged
Description Item is an oakwood box that is padlocked. White tape with the inscribed words "Do not open" is pasted onto the box.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Initial Report
Author Andrescú Viktor Date November 18, 2000
Interest Medium Identifier Are We Cool Yet?
On November 18, 2000, anartist Andrescú Viktor approached a branch of MC&D in Rome, Italy. According to Andrescú Viktor, the item is an unbranded pair of men's underwear, enclosed within the box. He had warned of a potentially cognitohazardous effect when viewed by the naked eye. The item was bought by MC&D for 10000USD/9000GBP.
File opened under: VU492/F8SDB/93BBN
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Memo 01
VU492/F8SDB/93BBN
Sender Nigel Crovons Recipient Patrice Heathers
Patrice,

There has been an individual who may be in our sphere of interest. Name's Hendricks Summerford. He has dabbled in activities that may threaten the existence of our corporation, such as open support for anti-corruption measures and investigations into all mega-corporations, including our own. We would need to take drastic action. A distraction, perhaps? Or ruin everything he had earned?

Excellent. Will let Carter know. —Patrice Heathers
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP
Tracking Information
VU492/F8SDB/93BBN
Owner Date Comments
Andrescú Viktor November 18, 2000 Initial discovery.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP November 18, 2000 Approached with monetary offer; accepted.
Prometheus Laboratories November 19, 2000 Sent to Prometheus Laboratories for analysis and quality check.
Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP November 24, 2000 Retrieved; item is of genuine quality.
Hendricks Summerford December 20, 2000 Sent item to Hendricks Summerford's home. Results pending.