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Item: SCP-123456

Object Class: Safe Restricted [Formerly Safe] [Formerly D-Class]

[Image Redacted]

Clearance Level: 3

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Special Containment Procedures: The specimen's Containment Cell Is Designed To Look Like A School
Room, Including Twenty Desks Put Into A Five By Four Pattern. No Less Than Two Guards [Formerly
One] Are Stationed At It's Containment Cell.

Description: SCP 123456 Wears A White Collared, Button Up Shirt With A Black Tie, Dress Shoes, And
A Pair Of Jeans. Its Has Black Hair, A Black Goatee, And Glasses. It Know's Everything, Past, Present,
Or Future. It Does Not Try To Hurt Any Living Being In Any Way, However There Have Been Several
Instances When It Drives A Class-D Insane By Telling Them Their Future, Or Overloading Their Brain
With Facts.


Addendum: Introduction To The Facility

SCP 123456 Was Put In Prison For An Attempted Murder On A Man Who Sent A Death Threat To It's
Brother. After It's Twenty Year Sentence Was Over It Proceeded To Murder The Man, And Several
Members Of The Man's Family. Instead Of Getting A Life Sentence It Was Sent Strait To Death Row.
And As You Know D-Classes Are Either Volunteers, Or Were Collected From Death Row. As Soon As
The Foundation Picked It Up From Death Row It Told Them That It knew That They Would Take Him
From Death Row, And That He New Where He Was Going. The Guards Laughed And Shrugged It Off,
But As They Entered The Facility It Began Noting All Of The Building Weaknesses Including Structural
Weaknesses, Camera Blind Spots, And The Overall Attention Of The Guards. A Junior Researcher By
The Name Of James Turner Heard This And Began Requesting Tests With It As A Test Subject. The
Foundation Approved This Several Months Later And Began The Testing Of It. Several Months Later
The Foundation Noted That It New How To Deal With Each And Every SCP. The Next Week It Was
Dubbed SCP 123456.

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Interviewed: SCP 123456

Interviewer: Doctor Norris

Begin Log: [1:25]

Forward: Doctor Norris Is Interviewing SCP 123456

Doctor Norris: Hello, I Am Doctor_

SCP 123456: [Interrupting Doctor Norris] Doctor Norris, Yes, You've Interviewed Several Other
Specimens This Week Right…

Doctor Norris: Yes, Yes I Have….

SCP 123456: And You Are Scheduled To Interview Six Others And Experiment On One, Yes..

Doctor Norris: Could You Allow Me To Finish?

SCP 123456: I Already Know The Answers To Each Question, For I Know What Each Question Is, And
For The Final One The Answer Is_

Doctor Norris: [Slightly Agitated] COULD YOU AT LEAST ALLOW ME TO ASK ONE QUES_

SCP 123456: [Interrupting Doctor Norris Again] No, I Will Not, Since I Know All The Answers There Is
No Need To Ask Them, If You Hand Me Your Clipboard I Can Right Them All Down For You…

Doctor Norris: [Handing Him The Clipboard] I Know I'm Not Supposed To Ask This But Could You Tell
Me How The Experiment Will Turn Out?

SCP 123456: [Writing Down Answers On The Clipboard] If You Are Okay With Going Insane, yes.

Doctor Norris: I NEED TO KNOW.

SCP 123456: [Handing The Clipboard Back] The Experiment Will Result In [Redacted].

Doctor Norris: WHAT?!

End Log: [1:28]

Summary: SCP 123456 Does Not Want To Be Experimented On, And Doctor Norris Will Be [Redacted]
By The End Of The Day. The Specimen Shows Signs Of Impatience And Will Finish Sentences Before
They Are Even Asked, It Is Very Calm And Polite Until it Is Being Asked Useless Questions.

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Interviewed: SCP 123456

Interviewer: D-Class 1798

Begin Log: [2:46]

Forward: A D-Class Is Interviewing SCP 123456 On Why It Is SO Willing To Answer Questions.

D-Class 1798: Why Are You So_

SCP 123456: [Interrupting The D-Class] I'm Willing To Give Up Any Information, Simply Because
Ever Since I Was A Boy I've Wanted To Be A Teacher, It's Very Annoying Knowing Everything And Not
Having Anyone To Tell It To.

D-class 1798: What Is Your Name?

SCP 123456: [Looking At The D-Class With A Grin] Well Isn't That The Most Polite Question I've Been
Asked Here, Well If You Must Know My Name Is Fredrick, Would You Like To Know My Last Name?

D-Class 1798: No, There Is No Need, I Am More Than Okay With Calling You By Your First Name, Sir.

SCP 123456: Why Thank You, You Are The Most Polite Interviewer I've Ever Had To Talk To.

D-Class 1798: When Did You, You Know What Never mind.

SCP 123456: The Answer To Your Question Is I Began To Know Everything At The Age Of Twelve, I
began Just learning Facts without even studying about them.

D-Class 1789: OK That Will Be All Then.

SCP 1789: [Waving] Good Day!

End Log: [3:56]

Summary: The Specimen Is Most Polite If You Start A Conversation By Asking It's Name.

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Addendum: The Specimen Is Average When It Comes To Personality.

Interviewed: SCP 123456

Interviewer: Doctor J. Turner

Begin Log: [5:51]

Forward: Doctor Turner Is Interviewing SCP 123456 About It's Life In Containment.

Doctor Turner: Hello, Sir, Fredrick Wasn't It?

SCP 123456: Yes, You Are The One Who Got Me Out Of Being A D-Class.

Doctor Turner: Correct, And_

SCP 123456: *Heavily Agitated* AND YOU ARE ALSO THE SCIENTIST HERE I HATE THE MOST!!!

Doctor Turner: *Looking Confused* Why Is That?

SCP 123456: *Extremely Agitated* YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO AN ABSOLUTE HELL
HOLE, I WAS TREATED MUCH BETTER AS A D-CLASS, AND YOU GOT ME A TICKET TO BEING
TREATED WORSE THAN I ALREADY WAS!!!!

Doctor Turner: *Looking Scared* May I Ask You A Few Questions?

SCP 123456: NO NOT FROM YOU!!!

Doctor Turner: *Beginning To Sweat* Um, I'll Just Ask Them Anyways…

SCP 123456: *Lunging At The Doctor* YOU IMBECILE!!!!

Doctor Turner: *Backing Away* SIT BACK DOWN!!!

SCP 123456: No!

Doctor Turner: SEARGENT, GET HIM TO COOPERATE!

STG. [REDACTED]: Got it *he'd pull out a stun baton and knock SCP 123456 out*

End Log: [5:57]

Summary: Ending Results Were Less Than Expected, The Specimen Is Being Moved To A Higher
Class.


Addendum: Redaction Will Become Common In The Specimen's Future Reports.

Addendum: SCP 123456 attempted to [REDACTED] Doctor Turner And Is Showing Signs Of High Aggression, So It Is Unsafe to Send D-Class To Interview It.

Interviewer: D-Class 178, Captain [Redacted], And SCP 049

Interviewed: SCP 123456

Begin Log: [7:32]

Forward: The Specimen 049's Requests To See Specimen 123456 Has Been Approved.

Captain [Redacted]: So, The Specimen Here Requested An Interview And Wishes To Speak With You.

SCP 123456: I've Been Awaiting His Appearance For Months Now.

D-Class 178: Here He Is.

SCP 049: There Is Something Unique About You, You Have The Answers I Need And_

SCP 1234567: *With A Sarcastic Grin* I Do, But I Wish To Speak With You In Private, Without The…
Audience, The Guards With The Shackles Can Stay.

Captain [Redacted]: *Standing Up* Understood.

D-Class 178: *Agitated And Confused* Why Do You Listen To Him?!

Captain [Redacted]: *Walking Out* He Can Tell Use Afterwards.

SCP 049: [Politely] What Is Your Name.

SCP 123456: It Is Fredrick, Fredrick Diagnist.

SCP 049: I Am Sure You Know What I'm Going To Ask.

SCP 123456: I Do, But Since You Asked My Name, I Shall Allow You To Ask Them.

SCP 049: Will I Ever Get The Laboratory I've Been Requesting?

SCP 123456: *Lying* I'm Not Sure I Understand Why You Need It But, Yes, In Many Many Years.

SCP 049: Well Now I Know.

SCP 123456: Anything Else???

SCP 049: Can You Confirm The Pestilence And What It Is To These, *Sigh* Doctors.

SCP 123456: *Lying* The Pestilence Is A Strand Of The Bubonic Plague, Or Black Death, That Unlike
Some Diseases, Is Unnoticeable To Most People.

SCP 049: I See.

End Log: [7:34]

Summary: The Specimen Apears To Know Something About what The ""Pestilence"".


Addendum: The Specimen Appears To Be Much Less Polite Than Before.

Addendum: The Specimen Is Showing More Signs Of Aggression.


Addendum: This Is A Note Found In The Room Of The Specimen After The [Redacted].

Trick The Guards Into Thinking I'm Being Released. No Won't Work Kill Both Guards No Too
Much Attention I Am Human

Addendum: The Rest Of The Page Was Ripped Off When The Guards Attempted To Confiscate It.