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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The specimen is to be put in a four by four foot room with one door. There is to be a rug for the specimen to sleep on and a jug of milk once per day as food for the specimen. The specimen is to be given a new toy every two days for entertainment. On those days the boxes friend “Tim” (a regular box) must be cleaned of dust.

Description: The specimen looks like a rectangular Amazon cardboard box with two humanoid human arms and two humanoid human legs extruding from the box. All attempts to open the box have resulted in failure. The box seems to be indestructible. The limbs are not in anyway indestructible. They can be harmed, but have extremely fast regeneration. The legs do not have humanoid bones, but are very similar. The specimen can climb any surface, helping it play and “hunt for milk”.

Addendum: The specimen became in the Foundation’s possession when it wandered into Site-██. Researchers think it may have some connection to SCP-4090, but there is no proof to support this theory.
The specimen is harmless and very playful. It enjoys anything it can play with.Researchers have found its favorite toy is a soccer ball. The creature also has high levels of intelligence being able to write and draw.
The specimen has escaped multiple times, but posed no threat. It did however steal milk from a fridge.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr.█████

Foreword: The following log is spoken only by Dr.█████. He reads out the specimen’s written down sentences.

<Begin Log, 2:23pm>

Dr.█████: Where did you originally come from?

SCP-XXXX I like milk.

Dr.█████: [Dr.█████ sighs heavily] Please answer my question.
SCP-XXXX: I came from an Amazon factory.
Dr.█████: Do you know any other boxes like you or special unlike other boxes?
SCP-XXXX: I know Tim.
Dr.█████: Tim does not count.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, I know none. [SCP-XXXX starts to doodle on another paper]
Dr.█████ Why were you on Site-██?
SCP-XXXX I was looking for milk. Do you have milk? I like milk.
Dr.█████ This is getting nowhere. I’m done.
<End Log, 2:25pm>

Closing Statement: Dr.█████ was escorted out of the room. SCP-XXXX was put in his room with a new jug of milk and a new ball.