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Who are we?

Schuhe-Cook Panurgic is a private conglomerate which specialises in something. Our mission is to complete tasks given by our clients as well as research in most areas of study. Most of the work we do is administrative but we have many departments consisting of small teams to do other tasks.

Although it isn't completely interesting work, we strive for the motivation of our employees using job enrichment and holding monthly meetings to vote on suggestions to company policy within reason of course, nothing our Ethics Committee won't allow.

We are headquartered within the first premises we operated named Site-01, each department of our company has their own set of rooms within the building. We can fully assure your safety within these walls. You will be provided with high quality and good tasting food in our cafeteria and receive on-the-job training for where you'll be working.

Some Company benefits you'll receive are listed below:

• Parking Space
• Generous paid maternity and sick leave
• Company Phone
• Subsidised Global Travel
• High Weekly Cafeteria Budget
• The list goes on and on!

+ Who are we really?

Schuhe-Cook Panurgic is an alternate version of the SCP-Foundation, instead of being a keeper of the anomalous and sometimes unethical hidden organisation it is just a conglomerate with many offices which carry out various tasks with reference to SCP objects as if they weren't anomalous or if they'd been made in a way explained by science. Since this is SCP foundation it falls under the idea of a separate universe, in the 'Foundationverse'. Not based in any timeframe it contains a multitude of documents from parallel universes and eras.

Not to say that they aren't powerful, imagine a company of which is rich, powerful yet seems to stay under the radar in terms of scandals and any ethical or moral violations.

Writing under this canon should make sure the reader isn't completely bored out by the standard office tasks of which the company does. You could include comedic effects, office shenanigans and other genres like horror could work maybe less anomalous such as a murderer, robbery or other crime depending on how you might feel. There is no format to follow although it would be recommended you use the theme applied here (Make sure to already have Black Highlighter Theme and Dark Sidebar applied to your page)

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Departments

Department List

Listed here are the departments, which the organisation consists of. This list also includes sub-departments like the Record and Archival Office which act semi-independently to their parent department; Administrative.

Leadership

Chief Executives

There are 13 Chief Executives formed from exceptionally talented leaders and managers from across the organisation. They control aspects of long term strategic plans, secure funding and sometimes do tasks themselves for Schuhe-Cook Panurgic. Colourful personalities they may have, yielding much power across the company not much is actually known since their importance is preceded by their secrecy.

Directors

These people direct operations from across the world, usually department, office or committee heads. They have exceeding knowledge and talent for directing those under them, though they do cater to the needs of their employees some do have their own interests and may focus resources onto pet projects.

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Departments

Accountancy

Department Head: Mrs. Natalie Garcia
The Accountancy Department handles payroll for all the organisations numerous employees, as well as sending finance reports to the Administrative Department so they may allocate budget for the rest of the quarter.

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Administrative

Department Head: Chief Executives
The Administrative Department mainly focuses on directing the operations of Schuhe-Cook Panurgic across the globe. Mainly handling the whole of financial operations excluding payroll which is handled by the Accountancy Department, also having jurisdiction over R.A.A.O . This department is headed by the Chief Executives as this department handles a lot of sensitive data which cannot be given over to any rival companies.

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Construction

Department Head: Mr. Yuriy Dmitriev
Department specialising in the construction of offices and other buildings for the company. May interact with other departments for legalities and help constructing abroad. Mainly headed out of separate buildings to the offices due to requirement for space allocated for construction vehicles and delivery of materials by Logistics.

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Department of Foreign Affairs

Department Head: Dr. Justine Everwood
The Department of Foreign Affairs is Schuhe-Cook Panurgic's communication route for any clients and responses to outside organisations such as the Global Office Consultancy (GOC fir short). This department also handles location and legal efforts abroad in conjunction with the Law, Legal and Legislative Department.

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Design

Department Head: Mr. Antonin André
This small department which is a sub-division of Engineering and Maintenance, of around 50 designers and illustrators provide the entire organisation with iconography, illustrations and architectural designs to aid in the aesthetic and atmosphere of the company.

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Engineering and Maintenance

Department Head: Dr. Lawrence Kingsley
Engineering and Maintenance is a research and practical department. Split into two divisions one focuses on the research of engineering and how we may build and apply it to our facilities to improve structural capabilities, designs of new office sites and storage facilities. The Maintenance division focuses on repair and upkeep of offices, their equipment from printers to full electrical systems as well as the decommissioning of old or inactive buildings.

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Ethics Committee

Department Head: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian
This committee focuses on the ethics of tasks assigned to employees as well as allocation of these tasks based on morals or ethical concerns to employees or managers of sufficient capability. Tasks may also be declined based on rulings by the ethics committee. Although the Chief Executives may argue with some of the rulings by this committee they acknowledge the need of such a department.

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Gastronomy

Department Head: Mr. Tao Wencheng
Directly responsible for the company's cafeterias, food production and gastronomical research under the Research and Development Department. Hiring well versed chefs as well as budding protégés from around the world, they ensure the quality and taste of food we sell and feed to clients and employees.

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Human Resources

Department Head: Dr. Jack Bright
Human Resources handles the hiring and selection of potential employees as well as the regulation of monthly policy vote meetings. They also handle concerns, suggestions and reports from employees on any topics which they may feel concerned about. They regularly meet up with the Ethics Committee to discuss matters of importance.

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Internal Affairs

Department Head: Mrs Ottila Taube
The Internal Affairs Department specialises in the subject of loyalty of our employees, we don't want any pesky corporate spies or any unionised people, we're well aware of our great policies and pay and can't risk trade secrets being exposed can we. This department is also responsible for internal investigations into incidents.

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Information Technology

Department Head: Mrs. Sasha Merlo
This department is a sub-division of the Research and Development Department. Focusing solely on cyber systems and IT Support. Maintaining servers, policing intranets and rooting out problems in the company portal. Research conducting here pertains to software, hardware and other electronic or cybernetic goods.

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Janitorial

Department Head: N/A
Sub-division of the Engineering and Maintenance Department. Cleaning up all the messes within the company, doesn't have any access to company information but will have entry into most spaces for clean up.

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Law, Legal and Legislative

Department Head: Dr. Myrtle Nichols
Law, Legal and Legislative like the name suggests covers all legal aspects of the operations and management of the company, including teams of lawyers and legal advisors. They will often work in conjunction with other departments like the aforementioned collaboration with Foreign Affairs. With Internal Affairs and Security they may do tribunals to determine if an employee has broken the rules of the company.

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Logistics

Department Head: Dr. Evan Foyd
This Department handles the logistics of the whole company, transporting goods through supply chains, construction materials to building sites and planning flights, transport and accommodation for employees travelling on business. Logistics will also handle storage of goods, warehousing and quarantine of any sub-standard goods or services.

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Manufacturing

Department Head: Mr. Amato Rua
Manufacturing operates all factories owned by Schuhe-Cook Panurgic, focusing on the production of goods required by tasks. Equipment and even construction materials are produced by this department, almost all buildings, goods and equipment used by the organisation is manufactured by them.

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Medical and Pharmaceuticals

Department Head: Dr. Everett Mann
Department specialising in the research of Pharmaceuticals and Medicine, functioning from laboratories and medical rooms within offices. They also treat and heal any employee who may need medical care, as a benefit to the employees and a way to ensure the health of our employees and their families. This department is a sub-division of the Research and Development Department.

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Records and Archival Office

Department Head: Dr. Django Bridge
This department holds every document process within the company and sorts them appropriately. This archive contains a compiled file on every client, employee and rival company within Schuhe-Cook Panurgic's interests. A sub-division of the Administrative Department though working semi-independently from them.

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Rehabilitation Centre

Department Head: Miss Sakaguchi Noriko
A unique department which specialises in experimental techniques hence also a R&D sub-division of rehabilitating criminals so they can re-integrate back into society. Basically functioning as a private prison, criminals are studied and treated here to help further knowledge on societal problems and how to fix them.

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Research and Development

Department Head: Dr. Charles Gears
Consisting of multiple sub-divisions this department researches and develops all kinds of products for clients and the corporation including, medicines, synthetic substances and technologies. Every office has some type of R&D room to completely understand the needs of clients and collected stock.

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Security

Department Head: Mx. V. A. LaFerrier
Security focuses on guarding and securing offices from criminals and escorting guilty former employees from the building. Also guiding criminals through our rehabilitation program with experimental techniques. They are meant to keep all staff safe and are well versed in evacuation techniques.

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Staff

Staff Registry

This is an internal document of Schuhe-Cook Panurgic, only accessible by the Human Resources Department and Managers or higher. Pay, Birthdate and Other information has been omitted for purposes of simplicity.

Mrs. Natalie Garcia

Head of the Accountancy Department, she has an affinity for the job role, dabbling in the use of mathematics and complex algorithms in her work. Hailing from Spain she is also an official translator for the company, working in her spare time to make sure we can communicate with our Latin American and Spanish friends.

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Mr. Yuriy Dmitriev

A strong, capable man who heads our construction department. Hardy and resilient his scary demeanor may seem intimidating at first but he has a weakness for sweet foods. Hired in his 30s he was already a tough leader of his construction company of which was expanded and funded fully with the help of Schuhe-Cook Panurgic.

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Dr. Justine 'Jay' Everwood

Specialist in foreign affairs and head of the department, Jay as she would like to be known is non-binary, accepting the use of she/her pronouns. Well-read and knowledgeable on customs, idioms and linguistics, she also leads a team of translators throughout the company. Approachable but may often be lost in thought.

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Mr. Antonin André

French artist and designer, he more famously worked on Office Site 19's architectural design and the fashionable yet practical look of our uniforms. Head of Design, and a good friend of Dr. Lawrence Kingsley they can often be found pushing each other in terms of talent and passion; his fierce work ethic is what lead him to become a department head.

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Dr Lawrence Kingsley

Leader of Engineering and Maintenance he governs and operates the two divisions of the department. His aforementioned friendship with Mr. André allows him to satiate his passion for competition. A cheery and bubbly guy who loves to fraternise with his employees and likes to learn more about how things work, he was considered the best man for the job.

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Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian

Unusually interested in puns, this former ethics committee liaison now leads the committee. Having a doctorate in English Literature and minor in Philosophy though may not on the surface seem strong points they help him complete his job thoroughly.

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Mr. Tao Wencheng

An avid researcher in gastronomy and excellent chef, he heads the Gastronomy Department and leads his team of professionals in Office Site 19's cafeteria. His somewhat loud personality is only exceeded by his knowledgeability of the flavours of food; allowing him to create perfect blends of spices.

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Dr. Jack Bright

Head and Director of Human Resources, may not keep to the norm of morals but is loyal nonetheless. He may or may not appear terrifying in the eyes of some but he certainly gets the job done, he has many relatives working in the company and is expected to lead for a long time. Moving between sites a lot he has his own office in 1, 11, 19, 43 and 45.

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Mrs Ottila Taube

A darn good interrogator, hired from the German Police Force her strong demeanor gives her an edge on getting information from disloyal employees; earning her the spot of Head of Internal Affairs. You don't want to get on her bad side.

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Mrs. Sasha Merlo

Specialist in cyber operations she singlehandedly built up and revised the newest security firewall for the company. Reprimanded multiple times for reckless actions by building AI without permission. Although she retains her position as IT head with her skills.

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Dr. Myrtle Nichols

A fierce lawyer and purveyor of justice for her clients, she has defended the organisation multiple times and successfully produced the fundamental legislation for the independent function of the company from the government. Although nothing the company does is illegal persay it's better to have free reign without restriction. She heads her department out of Site 11 where she has permanent residency.

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Dr. Evan Foyd

Head of the logistics department working out of Office Site 19 he coordinates the movement of goods throughout the company. One of the best in his secondary field of physics he uses his knowledge to apply to his department.

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Mr. Amato Rua

A man with strong ties and connections in the manufacturing sector, appropriately the head of Manufacturing in the SCP conglomerate. His heritage allows him easy access to plants in Northern Italy where some of our products are produced.

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Dr. Everett Mann

Somewhat outdated and unconventional, this medical researcher heads the Medical and Pharmaceuticals Department. His upbringing means that a lot of his references are often not in with the times and will often lead to anachronistic situations.

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Dr. Django Bridge

Senior Archivist and Head of the RaAO, he logs every document passing between company hands with his excellent memory and quiet but influential personality. Known to be on a first name basis with Dr. Bright acting sometimes as a personal assistant.

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Miss Sakaguchi Noriko

A young and incredibly intelligent woman, who is a devoted activist to the rehabilitation of inmates, constantly researching ways on how they can enter society. Known to reference prisons in Scandinavia for their free and forgiving nature. Head of the Rehabilitation Centre, managing all prisoners and delinquents under the conglomerate's care.

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Dr. Charles Gears

Lacking much emotional response and vigor, he nevertheless gets the job done, involved significantly in major and minor research projects within the company. Commonly referred to as "COG" in internal documents, his range of study is wide and is of a great influence in the organisation.

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Mx. V. A. LaFerrier

A person that's actually quite mysterious to the organisation itself, they've been around for sometime but no one really remembers hiring them. All that we do know it's that they are a tactical, skilled security leader and expert. Maintaining roles in multiple security teams, it's a bit unusual how he handles all the work 'though.

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Dr. Alto Clef

Former Global Office Consultancy employee, he now works under the SCP conglomerate, specialist in metaphysics and quantum mechanics he often has a passion for the sciences bending reality or normality. He used to work in RaAO before transferring to Research and Development.

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Office Sites

Office Sitemap

A listing of most if not all office sites run by the SCP conglomerate. Our facilities are secure and one of the best to work in, using next-generation technology and equipment. This list can only be accessed by employees.

Sites

01 Site-01 (Protected Site-01, Overwatch HQ
Site-01 is one of the first premises operated by the corporation, a meeting place for all important staff and employees fundamentally needed for operations. Location is kept secretive due to the nature of secrecy within the company but rest assured it is legal.

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11 Site-11
Site-11 is an expansive site within the mid-western United States consisting of an entirely self sustaining community, all employees and civilians are made sure to be living there and not working for any rival company. Extensive underground networks run underneath which house all the offices, labs and other company facilities.

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The Lilac Spore

Concept:,,Seeking Greenlights: Yes

Page Type: SCP Article

Page Layout (Optional): Standard Format + interview, experiment and emails.

Elevator Pitch: An organism with lilac orchid flora of which release spores that have corrosive and psychoactive properties. These spores can injure, cause a sudden conviction to "save" or conserve the plant thus increasing hunger and thirst within the affected according to levels of malnutrition or dehydration in the plant (Even if subject is satiated, they will continue to consume and provide nutrition for the plant) and causing auditory and visual hallucinations similar to that schizophrenia, mood swings characterized by a reaction similar to that of biological components and how plants communicate danger between organisms.

Central Narrative: Plant arrives via a shipment quarantined in a port designated for general commercial shipping and shipping of parts for the local nuclear power plant, two incidents of the spores affecting small groups of people at the port whereby will be more of an introduction to the properties of the organism and powerplant leading up to a meltdown in which the organism was recovered after radiation levels had subsided to a level acceptable for recovery efforts by foundation agents. Note that there will a foundation investigation with transcripts, excerpts from an unreleased(foundation intervention due to possible leaks of the organism's existence) book of witnesses and workers of the power plant.

Hook/Attention-Grabber: The psychoactive properties of the spore

Additional Notes: Shipped by unknown import/export company.,,

Item#: XXXX

Level2

Containment Class:

euclid

Secondary Class:

{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:

vlam

Risk Class:

warning

link to memo

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SCP-XXXX

Picture of SCP-XXXX in Sector 4b

SCP Containment Procedures: Due to its location within the ██████ Nuclear Exclusion Zone, almost no containment procedures are required. Although the organism must be visited by senior botanists (MTF-Theta 4¹) twice annually to account for excess growth outside the designated five hundred(500) metre radius biohazardous containment unit. Vines and flora on surrounding buildings must be incinerated in the interests of counteracting any possible spore releases by the lamella present underneath the flora.

Airspace above sector 4b is restricted to disallow information leaks of SCP-XXXX to the public.

Description: Located in Sector-4b in the ██████ Nuclear Exclusion Zone between two ruined cooling towers, SCP-XXXX is an organism consisting of lilac orchids² flowering from interconnected vine root systems, their unique flora indicate lamella³ as the main and only reproductive method of the plant. Growing at a rate of five(5) metre per week, the plant exceeds it's permitted radius of growth twice annually.

Spores released by SCP-XXXX , designated SCP-XXXX-1⁴ act abnormally to wind currents; they move against the flow of wind and are highly corrosive capable of corroding biological and synthetic solids also displaying anomalous psychoactive properties including but not limited to:

• A sudden and spontaneous conviction to care for the organism

• A slight abnormal resistance to pain caused by injury due to corroded flesh

• Increased aggression towards those who try to affect the plant

• In some cases has presented insanity and other mental illnesses within subjects, this in addition to increased aggression causes subjects to injure themselves in an attempt to "save" the plant and will proceed to either drip their blood onto the plant or place the plant within their wounds.

• Increased hunger and thirst in relation to the state of SCP-XXXX

See Addenda for experiment notes.

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Addenda:

Discovery

Investigation was initiated by foundation agents posted nearby for intel collection after the case was closed by local officials. Their investigation showed that the plants imported had been mishandled allowing growth outside and into the surrounding port area. Agents collected samples of the flora, vascular plant structures and spores which were then sent to Site-██ for further analysis which presented the corrosive and psychoactive properties of the sporangiospores in D-subjects used in experiementation and against common laboratory items, in the case of Addendum.XXXX.7

During investigation ███ Nuclear Power Plant experienced a nuclear meltdown (detailed in Addendum.XXXX.2). Agents collected what can be described as evidence relating to before the incident including items of clothing, tools and documentation. The resulting fallout of radiation caused a mass evacuation of the local area, due to the extremity of the meltdown and size of SCP-XXXX much of its biomass was located in the internal structure of the power plant.

Reconnaissance missions during the timescale in which the area SCP-XXXX was located in was the centre of a nuclear exclusion zone and after, SCP-XXXX had survived the resulting explosion from the meltdown and had grown approximately one thousand three hundred(1300) metres and weighed up to four hundred and fifty(450) kilograms.

MTF-Theta 4 was sent in to incinerate parts of SCP-XXXX due to the possibility it could spread further towards population centres outside the exclusion zone and release it's spores which could cause mass anomalous behaviour and injury in populated urban areas outside the relaxed exclusion zone.

In the cleanup effort of topsoil removal, the foundation listed one of their shell companies to be detailed for the district-4b within the zone to continue maintaining and containing the anomalous properties of the spores to this area, a five hundred(500) metre radius biohazardous containment unit was set up around SCP-XXXX so it should not exceed the limit up to which it would release spores at a level harmful to the local environment and population.

Port Incident

Summary:

In the year ███ several reports of people showing symptoms of depression and serious self injury came from the port of [DATA EXPUNGED]. The current police body during that annum labelled it as a cold case due to lack of evidence, although they did link the collection of reports to a quarantined import of exotic orchids through an unlicensed shipping company listed as Kowloon Cross Ltd. though no contact could be made to said company.

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Transcripts of interviews can be found below:

████ Police Station	Interview Time:
Mr Assaki	16:32 18/03/20██

transcribed from Japanese
Police Inspector: During the incident what occurred in order of time if you could.
Mr Assaki: Well I had just entered my shift and I noticed an odd reading on our air quality meter as we have to check and make sure none of the quarantined shipments aren't leaking anything
Police Inspector: Were there any employees or colleagues that you saw
Mr Assaki: Yes, I saw umm Mr. Shunsuke, Miss Lawrence and Mr. Dunn, the two mentioned last were employees from abroad. It was um Mr. Dunn who'd been tasked with Quarantine that morning so he'd catalogued what we kept in the warehouse.
Police Inspector: Did Mr. Dunn seem different that day or anything
Mr Assaki: Well yes, I didn't notice until later but he did have some lesions on his arm and they looked to have gangrene on them. I went to ask him about it but he seemed to have dissapeared off to the far end of the warehouse. I walked over and found several colleagues in an strange state, they all kept talking to thin air and watering a plant with a tainted red liquid.
Police Inspector: Can you describe what happened next?
Mr Assaki: Well obviously I immediately called for some paramedics and the police, I had no idea what was going on it seemed to me like some sort of occult ritual the way they all acted. Honestly you'd think the plant did something to them but to me it just seemed like a random orchid. It wasn't even stored properly I found some growing out back into the Nuclear Plant.
Police Inspector: Well I guess that's all I need to know. Thank you for your time.
Mr Assaki: Yeah, I hope this will help with your investigation.
Police Inspector and Mr Assaki leave the interview room, TRANSCRIPT ENDS

After the interview parts of SCP-XXXX were terminated by regular operations of the ███ port in line with quarantine policy. Although reports and analysis of trace sporangiospore cells through bio-scan⁵ technology at the time by foundation agents indicated a mishandling of the biological matter by port employees, resulting in that of several separate growths of SCP-XXXX in the surrounding area including:

• ███ Port Car Park B
• Iwaizumi Hiking Trail
• ██████ Beach and Retail Area
• Back Garden of a Mr. A ██
• Plant pots within Dr.███ Office (To neutralise spread here, site staff employed the use of high grade herbicide and incineration of pots) See Addendum.XXXX.7
• ████ Nuclear Power Plant See Addendum.XXXX.2

Meltdown Incident

Emails shown in Addendum.XXXX.6 explain that Mr. Kozume of the L2 Maintenance Team had been affected by the sporangiospores of SCP-XXXX while attempting to repair a corroded pipe, likely corroded by SCP-XXXX-1. Due to the effects of SCP-XXXX-1's psychoactive properties Mr. Kozume had injured himself with what has been to be determined as a blowtorch from reports his colleagues made to foundation agents. Then proceeding to ward off his fellow employees from SCP-XXXX which led to further corrosion of the cooling system. Emails which were corrupted mean this part of SCP-XXXX's timeline is unknown but we can presume that Mr. Kozume succeeded in keeping security forces at bay, as following internal emails show a system notification indicating meltdown and the following from Mr. Kozume about "save the plant".

By the time it was deemed safe to access SCP-XXXX it had grown approximately one thousand three hundred(1300) metres previously mentioned in the Discovery Addendum. MTF Theta 4 was involved in the operation to incinerate and collect samples from the large overgrowth of SCP-XXXX and limit its anomalous properties.

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Experiment Logs

Experiment 11

Experiment 11	Dr. ████	11/10/20██

Subject D-17739 was placed in cell with a portion of SCP-XXXX's flora.

Results
SCP-XXXX released spores from its lamella which then corroded the skin of the subject and it's psychoactive properties caused the subject to behave abnormally to staff behind the one-way glass, he proceeds to stumble as well as injuring itself onto the metal furniture within the room. Subject proceeds to exclaim "I need to save the plant, I must, I must" in turn the subject now then placed flora of SCP-XXXX into his wounds despite reprimands from Dr. ████ not to. Subject showed no signs of discomfort due to injury.
Subject D-17739 was treated with antibiotics but presented no healing of the epidermis or deeper skin tissues. No known medicine or procedure to alleviate pain from subject. Subject terminated.

SCP-XXXX-1 has been deemed to be harmful psychologically and physically to those affected by the sporangiospores⁶ it is noted that among mental illnesses it can induce a conviction to use one's own bodily fluids or appendages as a source of nutrition for SCP-XXXX if the organism shows signs of dehydration or malnutrition.

Experiment 12

Experiment 12	Dr. ████	17/11/20██

Subject D-57367 was placed in cell with a portion of SCP-XXXX's flora.

Results
Subject inhales SCP-XXXX-1 and exhibits low amounts of reactions to the stimulus for 2-3 minutes even when skin starts to corrode from their forearm and calves before beginning to hallucinate. Subject calls out several times for "nutrition" and "water" indicating an increased satiation and state of dehydration although the subject had eaten a meal shortly before their involvement with the experiment. Subject starts to increasingly exhibit expressions of hunger while desperately searching the ground for what the subject claimed to be "minerals" however they failed as the chamber had been cleaned prior to their arrival.
Subject was tested by in-house psychologists and described the condition of the subject as being that of a trance and exhibiting symptoms of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia

Subjects experience long term effects of coming into contact with SCP-XXXX-1 including increased hunger and thirst when SCP-XXXX is experiencing malnutrition and dehydration. Also exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia with hallucinations auditory and visual and an unusual change in mood considered likely to be bipolar disorder in line with how SCP-XXXX has sensed danger similar to the biological communication method plants use.

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Recovered Documentation

SCiP Document Archive

Shipping Label

Kowloon Cross Ltd. Parcel 8638819

Type: Organic

Import to: ████, ██

Weight:
1kg
Serial Code:
0245 865 777

Date of Arrival:
16/02/20██

General description: Lilac orchid of the species Dactylorhiza Fuchsii Mariazell, which grows off vines and releases spores

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Shipping Instructions

• Ship within standard container
• Seal with rubber and disinfect
• Keep container in biohazardous containment room

Timeline

• Shipped on SAT 0600
• Arrived to ███ distribution centre at 1100
• Placed onto ship on SUN 0200
• Arrived at ████ checkpoint port on MON 1900
• Arrived at ██ Port on TUE 0700
• Quarantined at ██ Port on TUE 0730
• Package labelled suspicious due to. [unintelligible writing] Save the plant, save the plant…

Translated from Chinese(Traditional)

The label originally is Chinese(Traditional)⁷ and provides a description of SCP-XXXX but does not describe properties that it has. It also includes the shipping instructions and a timeline of the delivery, shipping company is unlisted and could not be contacted and date has been omitted from report.

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Addendum.XXXX.6

Internal Emails of ████ Nuclear Power Plant⁸

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: Dr. Kinsuke
To: Mrs. Aoi

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We've been experiencing some technical issues with the main cooling system of reactor 2 and 3. We're getting errors with the temperature gauge displaying a higher temperature than normal can you relay this information to the maintenance team on Level 2.

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: Mrs. Aoi
To: Dr. Kinsuke, CC: L2 Maintenance Team

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We've been experiencing some technical issues with the main cooling system of reactor 2 and 3. We're getting errors with the temperature gauge displaying a higher temperature than normal can you relay this information to the maintenance team on Level 2

I've CC'd them into this email, hopefully we can sort this problem soon, I've got to go on holiday soon.

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: L2 Maintenance Team
To: Dr Kinsuke, Mrs. Aoi, CC: Administration

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Your gauge isn't wrong, it seems we have a class 4 corrosive issue on the pipes and a weird plant has grown in here, your issue won't be fixed until the 20th.

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: Mrs Aoi
To: L2 Maintenance Team

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Is there any way you can fix this sooner, I really need to leave and administration has required me to be available in case of a major issue.

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: L2 Maintenance Team
To: @████ Power Plant Staff

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Security team can you get down to Level 2, Kozume has gone mad, he's bleeding out but is unbothered we've tried to treat him but he's attacked anyone who's tried to get him away from that weird plant.

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: Security Team
To: L2 Maintenance Team, @████ Power Plant Staff
RE: L2 Maintenance Team

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Security team can you get down to Level 2, Kozume has gone mad, he's bleeding out but is unbothered we've tried to treat him but he's attacked anyone who's tried to get him away from that weird plant.

We're on our way, make sure he doesn't escape from Level 2 we need to get to him before he causes further harm.

DATA CORRUPTED, 5 EMAILS LOST

| ████ Nuclear Power Plant Internal Messaging System

From: System
To: @████ Power Plant Staff

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Nuclear Meltdown in progress, to avoid radiation contamination please evacuate the building immediately. Do not collect personal posessi0π$ @5 isgk-#) uns@73.+#)

| ████ Nuclear Power Pl@πt I1πterna7 M35s∆9iπg $yst3m

From: Mr K0zÜm3
To: PLANT

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No further emails

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Addendum.XXXX.7

Department Copy

What is this?

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This is a non-official collaborative collection intended as an adjunct to the Russian Branch's Internal Departments page. It's your guide to the many Departments and Divisions referenced on the SCP Wiki.

You may edit this page to include any SCP Foundation Departments or Divisions referenced across the site or in your own works. Due to the fact that there is no canon, multiple unique bureaucratic subdivisions with similar names may be included. Common internal departments — like the O5 Council and Ethics Committee, respectively — are linked to one or more relevant in-universe articles that explain their general purpose or show their work in action.

If you want to add to this, there are, of course, rules for inclusion:

• Departments must be added in alphabetical order.
• Departments must be labelled with their most common designation in-universe.
  • Example: "the Department of Abnormalities" is labelled almost exclusively as such, as opposed to "the Abnormalities Department".
• Added departments must be featured in at least one article.

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Format

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|| **Title** || [[[Pages used]]] || Function ||

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Further Reading

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A Comprehensive List of Mobile Task Forces
by MaliceAforethought, Modern_Erasmus, and Crayne
A Comprehensive List of K-Class Scenarios
by Petrograd
A Comprehensive List of Esoteric Classes
by Nagiros

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Departments

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► Show internal departments

Department Title	Pages used	Function
Department of Abnormalities	SCP-3790, SCP-3220, SCP-4099, To Never Again See The Light Of Day, SCP-4220, SCP-4309, SCP-5832	An early department, secretive even to the majority of the Foundation; their purpose is unknown.
Amnestics Department	Captain Kirby's Proposal, SCP-4833, Grin and Bear It	Manages amnestic administration.
Department of Analytics	SCP-2897, SCP-5999, To Be Noir Not To Be, SCP-2747, SCP-3484	Data analysis. Manages the WATCHDOG monitoring network.
Antiquities Department	SCP-1445	Studies anomalous related to ancient civilizations.
Archival Department	Artchival, SCP-4260, SCP-5000, SCP-2498	Manages the SCiPNET database and the documentation of anomalies.
Artistic Anomalies Department	SCP-3688	Studies anomalies related to music, dance, or visual art.
Cognitohazard Department	WJS Proposal, SCP-3484, SCP-3966, Pilot	Reviews memetic hazards for cognitohazardous effects.
Culinary Department	SCP-3689	Manages anomalous food understanding.
Decommissioning Department	LTE-8686-Yellow-Kewpie, SCP-4456-D, Mission: Decommission	Reviews petitions to intentionally terminate (decommission) an SCP when containment is unsustainable.
Department of Essophysics	SCP-4260, Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09	A small department numbering only about twenty members. Studies essophysical entities and manifestation events. "Essophysical" denotes physical embodiments of concepts.
Department of Ethnography	Genius Loci	No description given.
Department of Extradimensional Anomalies	SCP-4366, SCP-4606	Researches and specializes in entities that originate from higher echelons of existence as opposed to higher planes of reality.
Department of External Affairs and Intelligence Agency	SCP-4056	Studies and contains anomalies related to nation-states.
Department of Extratemporal Studies	Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09	Studies events from other timelines and dimensions. Known members: Dr. Natalie Reems.
Department of Film and Media	SCP-3317 Audio Documentation	Studies and contains anomalies related to auditory and visual media.
Department of Internal Affairs	Foundation Incident Review 221-B	Manages incidents occurring within the Foundation
Department of Kinetography	SCP-3688	Studies kinetoglyphs, physical and mental anomalous effects that occur when an entity performs specific motions and gestures.
Medical Department	Site-M16 SCiPNET Email: RCT	Provides medical support to Foundation operatives.
Metallurgical Department	SCP-148	Retrieves and studies the physical and chemical behavior of anomalous metallic substances.
Department of Miscommunications (DoMc)	SCP-4098, SCP-4288, SCP-4352, Dr. Michaels, SCP-4467, SCP-4517, SCP-4773-2	Researches and contains anomalies that violate or negate conventional linguistics.
Otherworldly Matters Department	SCP+MLP=DNC	Studies cross-dimensional travel and affairs.
Department of Parazoology	SCP-2584	Studies anomalous animal species.
Solar System Oversight Department	DIRECTIVE A-42	No description given.
Department of Occult Containment	SCP-4290	Devises containment procedures involving thaumaturgy and/or ritualistic practices.
Department Of Public History	SCP-4078	Alters public records of historical events.
Department of Spectral Phenomena	RAISA-007710 (RECOVERED DOCUMENT), SCP-4435	Studies apparitions, ghosts, and other spectral anomalies.
Surrealistics Department	SCP-4923	Warriors specializing in untruth.
Temporal Anomalies Department	SCP-1780, SCP-3780	The Foundation has no record of the existence of a "Temporal Anomalies Department", headed by Dr. Thaddeus Xyank.
Department of Temporal Anomalies (DoTA)	SCP-3176, SCP-4856, SCP-4417	Researches, contains, and utilises anomalies that affect or negate standard causality, up to and including time-travel. Headed by Dr. Alice Forth.
Department of Tesseractic Geometry	SCP-2634	Focused on determining a method of further interaction with higher-dimensional entities, like SCP-2634 and others of its kind.
Department of Thaumatology	SCP-3688	Studies the anomalous science of thaumaturgy; colloquially, magic.
Unreality Department	SCP-3302	Researches anomalies which imply that baseline reality is fictional or otherwise un-real.

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Divisions

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Division Title	Pages used	Function
Alchemy Division	The Alchemy Department Hub	Tasked with containing threats beyond rational science, involving the manipulation of the Aetheric forces which generate reality.
Antimemetics Division	Antimemetics Division Hub	Researches and contains antimemetic anomalies.
Artificial Intelligence Applications Division (AIAD)	AIAD Homescreen	Develops, studies, and uses Artificial Intelligence for research and tactical operations.
Avian Division	Team Bird Hub	Employed and organized solely by SCP-3095-1 instances; fulfills the Foundation's goals from an alternative perspective.
Chemical Research Division	SCP-118	Undergoes chemical research for use in containment initiatives.
Extrasolar Activities Division	SCP-3417, SCP-3230, Faster-Than-Light Prelude, The First Sailors, Directive A-42, Let the Winds Send You Onwards…, Autonomy, Part IV, Like a Rock	Monitors and researches anomalies beyond the solar system.
Information Detraction, Censorship, and Rescission Division (IDCaRD)	The Fellowship	Monitors and obstructs groups which seek to disseminate information about the anomalous.

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Other Administrative Areas

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Title	Pages used	Function
Classification Committee	SCP-3812, SCP-4935, SCP-4051, SCP-1900-EX	Proposes modifications to object classification.
Containment Committee	TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal, SCP-049, SCP-2464, SCP-3355, SCP-4051, SCP-4444, SCP-4704	Proposes modifications to containment procedures.
Ethics Committee	Ethics Committee Orientation	An independent board responsible for weighing the moral costs of the Foundation's containment.
Ethics Subcommittee for Humanoid Anomalies		Determines ethical containment and procedure relating to humanoid anomalies.
O5 Council/Overwatch Command	O5 Command Dossier	A group of 13 high-ranking officials with ultimate control over the Foundation.
O4 Command	Lockdown Procedures	First response to containment breaches and GoI's attacks on SCPF facilities.
The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA)	SCP-076, SCUTTLE, SCP-4450, URA-9611	Maintains the security and safety of all internal Foundation data.
Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole (SDECotW)	Kate McTiriss's Proposal	A collective of every Site Director, voting on administrative proposals en masse.
Office of Tactical Theology	spikebrennan's proposal, SCP-3310	Investigates and studies religious anomalies.

EXTERNAL NOTES — FLOPS

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Add to this list, if you can! It would help a lot.

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Articles I've gone through:

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• SCP-001 ✓
  • 28 of 28 ✓
• 002 to 100 ✓
• 101 to 150 ✓

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Things to add:

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(crossed out = good)

• Memetics and Infohazards Division
• Pataphysics Department
• Pastaphysics Department
• Department of Personnel Integrity
• Department of Extra-Universal Affairs
• Department of External Affairs
• Department of Analytics
• IT (Infotech) Department
• Surrealistics Department
• AIAD
• Antimemetics Division
• Department of Miscommunication
• Extrasolar Activities Division
• Department of Abnormalities

• If a department is merely mentioned by name in an article (UNLESS a specific department has LESS THAN FIVE total mentions) it is to be ignored.

CTRL+F regex/highlight (division|department|committee|council|office|administration)

Footnotes

1. A mobile task force referred to as the Gardeners

2. Analysis shows they are of the species Dactylorhiza Fuchsii Mariazell, only anomalous property is it's functional feature of lamella which emit SCP-XXXX-1

3. The external spore releasing organ of funghi

4. Highly corrosive spores emitted by the lamella underneath the SCP's orchids. Further information is available in the addenda

5. technology developed for aid in locating and isolating certain biohazardous cells or substances.

6. A spore created by sporangium within the lamella of a funghi

7. Chinese(Traditional) is the written form of Chinese normally used in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Different to the simplified version used by the PRC

8. Retrieved from the damaged servers of ████ Nuclear Power Plant