Dr. meemnerd's dumpster

"Intro"

If you are reading this thing, you found my dump of stuff. It's pretty much empty, but I'm a newbie, so I'll probably write some stuff if a super-wacky-over-the-top SCP comes by my peanut-sized brain.

I'm meem. I love horses, rimworld and other stuff that doesn't matter. But, enough of myself (even if that "introduction" was less than 3 paragraphs). You came here because you stumbled upon, this dumpster.

SCP-whatever "Pocket Army"

Item#:SCP-████

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-whatever is to be kept at a Medium Security storage container at Site 64's Safe/Eulicid Storage wing. Testing on SCP-whatever needs authorization from two (2) Level 3 researchers.

Description: SCP-whatever is a World War One, metal 1916 █████ whistle.It's composition follows standard regulations, and has no visual difference from a standard whistle. It's anomalous properties do not manifest until a subject uses SCP-whatever. After aprox. ten (10) seconds, SCP-whatever-1 will manifest.

SCP-whatever-1 resembles a French man on his twenties, armed with a Lebel M1886 bolt-action rifle and blue military fatigues resemebling a cadet's standard French WW1 uniform. SCP-whatever-1 will take orders from whoever has blown the whistle. If the subject blows the whistle again, SCP-whatever-1 will vanish.

If SCP-whatever-1 is killed, SCP-whatever-2 will materalise on the exact location of SCP-whatever-1's death. SCP-whatever-2 appears to be a modified Renault FT-17 tank, which will attempt to destroy the weapon used to murder SCP-whatever-1's death. If SCP-whatever-2 is destroyed/the weapon isn't in SCP-whatever-2's range, the subject that has blown the whistle will undergo a process of [REDACTED] resulting in the subject attempting to destroy the weapon. (For further details see Adenddum-whatever-001, which of course doesn't exist.)

This SCP, was my first SCP. As noted by the many mistakes on the format, lack of description and the language generally used by other SCPs, I consider the SCP to be a failure.

SCP-XXXX "Veteran's helmet"

Coming soon to dumpsters near you.