Addictive Cheetos

Item #: SCP-IDK

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-IDK is to be kept in a steel safe near Site-19, in a 70x40x70m chamber, with a 70x30x70 area under the chamber not used for any other construction. The steel crate is to be equipped with a camera monitoring the inside of SCP-IDK, which may be disabled for testing. Outside of testing, no one is to enter the containment chamber. Security personnel, equipped with gas masks and weaponry, are to guard the entrance to the containment chamber. Any subject that has consumed SCP-IDK-1 is to be administered Class A amnestics neutralized.

Description: SCP-IDK is a bag consistent with the Cheetos brand, containing thirty-seven Cheetos, designated SCP-IDK-1. Whenever a SCP-IDK-1 instance is removed from SCP-IDK, a new instance will anomalously appear inside the bag when the interior is not being observed directly or through cameras.

SCP-IDK emits an anomalous odor, which phases through walls but dissipates 30m away from SCP-IDK. The odor becomes stronger closer to SCP-IDK, and any subject that inhales SCP-IDK will attempt to go towards SCP-IDK and consume SCP-IDK-1. Consumption of SCP-IDK-1 causes extreme addiction, and the subject will attempt to consume more SCP-IDK-1 until they fall unconscious from exhaustion. The subject will regain consciousness in about a day, and will then have other anomalous effects. Subjects in this stage are to be terminated.

Experiment Log:

  • D-54314 was allowed to enter the chamber. The camera was disabled and the safe was opened. He ate SCP-IDK-1 for seven hours, before collapsing from a heart attack. D-54314 was able to recover, though he wanted more from SCP-IDK-1 and had to be amnesticized. He was later found to have cheddar sepsis.
  • D-54929 was given a single instance of SCP-IDK-1 out of the chamber. He salivated for two hours before being amnesticized, and died from complications related to dysphagia.

So only minor anomalous effects outside of range. -Dr R██████

  • D-55349 was allowed to enter the chamber. The camera was enabled and the safe was opened. She rapidly consumed all of the SCP-IDK-1 instances, and begun to panic. D-55349 attempted to stretch the bag, but the bag proved resistant. The D-Class then destroyed the camera and had to be terminated.

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  • D-54314 was given a single instance of SCP-IDK and was allowed to enter the chamber. He spent thirty minutes attempting to figure out the code of the safe, before randomly guessing the code1. He begun to eat from SCP-IDK for seven hours, before collapsing from a heart attack and being amnesticized. The safe is to be upgraded, and future experiments will open the safe beforehand, using a drone.
  • D-56181 was allowed to enter the chamber for SCP-IDK. He immediately started eating from SCP-IDK. After two hours, the guards were ordered to stop D-56181 from eating. He did not comply with any orders. They then threatened to shoot D-56181, and after further noncompliance, they shot him in the leg. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Security footage from the incident is anomalous and may not be viewed. A division from MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") was deployed to terminate the resulting anomaly, with casualties estimated at ██, including all security personnel at the chamber.

No further experiments with SCP-IDK are to be conducted.

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