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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Do not keep SCP-XXXX completed at any time unless for testing purposes. All SCP-XXXX instances can be detached from each other through stretching and cutting. Blunt force can incapicate SCP-XXXX-1, causing SCP-XXXX itself to be incapacitated.
SCP-XXXX-D is to be kept inside of a locked safe with the code changing every 3 weeks.
SCP-XXXX-A, B, and C are to be kept inside a standard containment locker.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a full body armor suit designed to be alike SWAT uniform. <footnote here> Though, unlike its non-anomalous counterpart, SCP-XXXX is alive and sentient.
SCP-XXXX-A is the helmet of the entity. When worn, it attaches itself to the user and feeds on hair and dead skin. When no dead skin and hair is left on the host, it will go into hibernation state until it receives a new host or more nutrients are produced.
SCP-XXXX-B is the torso piece of the entity.
SCP-XXXX-C is the legging piece of the entity.
SCP-XXXX-D is the boots of the entity. XXXX-D is by far the most dangerous as it seeks out SCP-XXXX-A, B, and C in an attempt to recreate itself and escape. SCP-XXXX-D has 260 small millipede like legs on the bottoms of it, allowing to move at moderate speeds. SCP-XXXX-D's legs also work as a defensive mechanism. The legs will pierce the skin of the target and then attach and pull back, causing skin to be ripped out.
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Kept in a containment cell designed and sized exactly like the golden state warriors basketball court from a request.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a man, presumably 24 years of age, of German descent and is 6’3 with a well toned body resembling that of a basketball player. One of the peculiar aspects of Knight is his attire. He is clothed in armor similar to that of the medieval European era as well as a pair of modern Nike Basketball Shorts. SCP-XXXX can be seen wielding a broadsword also reminiscent of the medieval European Era at all times. It is unknown what he looks like beneath his armor as he refuses to remove it. Any attempts at removing it have been met with great aggression.
Every ball that he deflates is suddenly reinflated with contact with another human being and in perfect condition, but is covered in sticky and poisonous substances, ranging from honey laced with rat poison to an unknown sticky substance containing blood and stomach acids. This is unpleasant for SCP-XXXX because he wishes to use the balls for sports.
Addendum-1: SCP-XXXX was discovered at a basketball game with the Golden State Warriors and ███████ ██████. It is unknown how he got on the court, but he proceeded to attack every ███████ ██████ player. He ran away from the scene with reports of a knight wearing basketball shorts attacking and killing multiple people at a basketball court, which caught foundation attention.
He was later found in an alleyway passed out with a deflated basketball, when on touch reinflated covered in glue and arsenic. He was brought to site-████ for further questioning and was deemed anomalous and brought to a containment cell.
Addendum-2
Incident Log C238: SCP-XXXX broke containment and challenged the guard to a basketball game. The guard opened fire but was met with hostilities from SCP-XXXX and was killed. It continued to do this for 8 minutes until someone finally accepted and was forced to show SCP-XXXX to an “acceptable court”. SCP-XXXX was tricked into entering another containment cell. He screamed until he was given a basketball, which prompted him to challenge the guards to basketball games. It was decided to move him into a basketball court as he claimed he could “Beat anyone at it”.
Item #: SCP-5000-J (Made by Researcher Vance, it was in deletion.)
Object Class: Toxic Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000-J is to be contained in a bedroom with 30 games. SCP-5000-J needs to be fed SCP-420-J daily and to win a game every day. If the game is not won, SCP-5000-J will go on a toxic killing spree killing everyone in the facility.
Description: SCP-5000-J is a toxic child who is extremely toxic when losing a game. SCP-5000-J is a humanoid in the appearance of a full grown baby. SCP-5000-J will scream when toxicity levels are at 100%. SCP-5000-J will often "attempt" to diss people. SCP-5000-J's voice is similar to that of a 5-year-old and screams really loudly. SCP-5000-J will often be high on Crack most of the time when entering containment chamber. Origin of Crack is unknown. SCP-5000-J can be triggered by telling them to kill themselves and will start crying as the toxicity level increases. SCP-5000-J loves all drugs and will kill people if they don't give it drugs.
Note: SCP-5000-J is gay.
Addendum: Transcript of SCP-5000-J containment breach.
Dr. ██████ accidentally beat SCP-5000-J at a game.
Dr. ██████: Oh no.
Security Guard ███: Quick get him out of there!
Security Guard ███ opens the door.
SCP-5000-J: WHY NO OH MY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR FUCKING ARMS OUT FOR FUCKING CHEATING YOU BITCH ASS!!!
SCP-5000-J breaches containment.
SCP-5000-J: FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS DIE BITCHES I AM GOING TO FUCKING EAT YOUR DICKS!!!
SCP-XXXX at initial recovery
Item #: SCP-XXXX [The Only Human]
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a humanoid containment cell, with a single guard standing at the door.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a construct composed primarily of Aluminum, with traces of Iron mixed into its components. SCP-XXXX has multiple batteries inside of its torso area, although most of them are broken. The object has screws as "eyes" placed on the top of its "head". It's "body parts" seem to be made from tin can's, and has "fingers" on the ends of its "arms".
Anyone who interacts with SCP-XXXX will begin to believe that it is a human. the subject will also start to believe that every human is actually a machine, and the subject will become increasingly apathetic towards humanity. This is considered the first stage of its effects.
Further interactions with SCP-XXXX leads into the second stage of its effects, and the subject begins to distrust and becomes more agitated towards friends, family, and humanity as a whole.
The final stage of its effects causes the subject to begin believing that they are also a robotic construct, and past effects will start to reverse, however, the subject will still believe everyone else is still a machine. Any stage can be reversed with the use of Class B Amnestics.
This page is, quite literally, just a sandbox for me to place my idea's down. If you happened to pass by this, I assure you, it's a waste of your time to read further.
Possible ideas: Fabric of the Universe
Failed SCP ideas (Couldn't write well)
The severed hand that pets babies. (Idea gave over to Crowe.)
The Crossover Machine (anomalous Blu-ray player)
Any food chain [like a McDonalds for ants]
Tin can human man
Parasite suit
Jimmy knight
