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Item #: SCP-XXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX-J is to be kept in a standard containment cell that is 7m wide by 7m long by 7m tall, with a 1.5m tall by 1.5m wide by 2m long table. The entrance should be sealed by a blast door with a window looking into the inside that is also blast-proof. This should be separated from the main hallway with an airlock room.
Clearance level 2 or higher is required for authorization of testing. One guard and one medical unit should be stationed inside of the airlock room ready for immediate action. Those stationed inside of the airlock roomed should receive bi-monthly shift changes along with sessions with their designated therapist. Under no circumstance should those stationed at SCP-XXX-J's containment cell should interact with SCP-426
Description: Consists of two entities, labeled SCP-XXX-J-1 and SCP-XXX-J-2 respectively from now on. SCP-XXX-J-1 is a standard ████████ brand microwave. It does not require power to function and the rate at which it does is not affected whether it has power connected to it or not. The door to SCP-XXX-J-1 cannot be opened, and the buttons do not work. The low humming noise emitted from the microwave when it is on emits a small telepathic frequency that can be understood by others if SCP-XXX-J-2 wishes it to be.
SCP-XXX-J-2 is an adult humanoid male in a blue, button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He is also wearing jeans, brown shoes, and has both brown hair and eyes. SCP-XXX-J-2 is in a constant state of…(T-posing? What the hell is T-posing?)1 T-posing. SCP-XXX-J-2 is T-posing with it's arms in an umbrella-like formation. When meeting SCP-XXX-J-2 for the first time, it will telepathically convey to you that it's name is Microdave, a combination of Microwave and Dave. It seems to be able to control SCP-XXX-J-2, and will turn on when it is speaking telepathically. The man inside does not match any citizen on the foundation database and does not require any form of sustenance. Overexposure to SCP-XXX-J seems to cause increased temperature and dizziness.
Addendum XXX-J-01:
Interview Log - XXX-J-01
Interviewer: Dr. ████
Interview Subject: SCP-XXX-J
<Begin Log, 14:30>
Dr. ████: So, Microdave, that is your preferred name, yes?
SCP-XXX-J-2: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dr. ████: Ah, ok. Do you have a last name?
SCP-XXX-J-2: MMMMMMMM
Dr. ████: I see. Are you trapped in SCP-XXX-1, or is it…apart of you, like a turtle shell?
SCP-XXX-J-2: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dr. ████: Interesting! Are you the only of your kind, or are you a species?
SCP-XXX-J-2: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dr. ████: As I thought. One last question for tonight, do you need anything from us? Food, water? A power source?
SCP-XXX-J-2: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dr. ████: Thank you for your time.
<End Log, 17:00>
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InterviewIncident Log - XXX-J-02
Interviewer: D-███████
Interview Subject: SCP-XXX-J
Note: D-███████'s living quarters have been moved into the same room as SCP-XXX-J. They have experienced behavior of increased heat and dizziness.
<Begin Log, █████>
<End Log, █████>
End of Log Note: Log ended due to D-███████ combusting into a ball of flame.
Addendum XXX-J-02: After Incident XXX-J-02, request from Senior Researcher Dr. █████ to upgrade SCP-XXX-J to Euclid class has been denied. (Why not? We don't know what this thing can do anymore, why not upgrade it to Euclid?)
Reasoning for denial of SCP-XXX-J reclassification: (…MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
