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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a locked, bulletproof, briefcase kept in a standard sized locker. The briefcase contains an alarm should it be attempted to be forcefully opened along with a voltmeter tracking device, tracking any power going into SC-XXXX. The locker is to be checked once every hour every single day to ensure the location of the briefcase. Any and all requests for testing must require the permission from two Level-3 personnel. If SCP-XXXX is not confirmed to be in the locker and is not undergoing testing, the site is to be thoroughly searched and the person responsible for SCP-XXXX's misplacement to to attend a disciplinary hearing.
If SCP-XXXX is powered on at any point in time, it is to be immediately turned off and the person responsible is to be given Class-C amnesiacs as well as a demotion.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard office laptop which (at the time of discovery) ran Windows 7 and was found plugged into a 45 Watt charger. Found with it was a small wireless mouse and a pair of wired earbuds, both of which contained no anomalous properties. Multiple scratch marks and pieces of dirt were found on SCP-XXXX at the time of discovery as well (all of which were fixed and cleaned off).
Upon activating the laptop, standard startup animations and protocols will occur. Only one account is present on the laptop and can be signed into, the account is named [REDACTED] and was created on 3/14/1████. Unlike most private laptops, the account does not require any password nor do any of the services on the laptop. Once the laptop has successfully booted up, only 4 different programs appear on the laptop and can be opened.
- Internet Explorer
- Google Chrome
- Recycle Bin
- A VPN software (unnamed)
All of the programs do not contain anomalous properties, except for google chrome. Upon opening google chrome, the program will exhibit normal traits. User can search information, watch videos, and open other websites. The user can not download any other programs however. Upon typing in the website address "www.docs.google.com" the currently signed in google account will be signed out and signed into an account named [REDACTED]. On the front page, only one google doc will be present. The document is named "Eternal wishes of (name of user)". The document is blank, except for the following words.
Welcome to my land of wishes!! Ever wanted that one toy on the shelf? That one girl in school to like you? Ever wanted to have what you most desire? Well now you can!! This is a special Google doc for you. With it, you can make all of your wildest dreams come true!! "But how?" you might ask yourself. Well, it's simple! Just say "I wish", type out what you want, press enter, and blammo! Your dreams will come true right before your eyes!!
Upon following these instructions, the user can make a request for anything that they desire. All requests are immediately completed in the space of 1 nanosecond to 1 hour. No limit appears to be present on what these wishes can be. Once the user is done, the document will be completely cleaned and all saved changes to it will be deleted. The following are tests done upon SCP-XXXX under the supervision of Doctor Kujo.
Test A - 8/23/2003
Subject: D-3186, a morbidly obese man weighing 300 pounds
Procedure: SCP-XXXX was booted up and the document was opened. D-3186 was instructed to type any sentence wishing for him to no longer be morbidly obese as long as it obeyed SCP-XXXX's guidelines. D-3186 did as instructed and pressed enter.
Results: All lights in the testing chamber went out for 3 seconds. When they came back on, D-3186 had lost an extremely large amount of weight. When reweighed, the results showed that he had lost roughly 68 kilograms of weight (150 pounds)
Analysis: Ok. Now we know the thing is more than capable of altering the human body. One thing I do want to point out is that some of the weight the D class loss was in muscle and organ tissue weight. Maybe the wish would need to be more descriptive. -Kujo
