Memetholic

Item #: SCP-b0ss-J

Object Class: fucking disgusting

Special Containment Procedures: Keep that fucking weirdo in a cell. I don't care which site, how big the cell is, just keep him locked away and the fuck away from me. Put a couple of armed personnel to taze him every now and then so he fucking suffers. I don't even understand why you people had to put ME to handle him, I seriously don't want to be involved with that hellspawn degenerate.

Description: SCP-b0ss-J is an inbred 24-year-old with rape tendencies a mentally disabled ex-internet celebrity. It has this habit of doing strange things that include but are not limited to: humping personnel, screaming weird shit, throwing whatever the fuck it finds on a wall until it breaks, sexually harassing other SCPs, and especially not leaving us the fuck alone. It wears this retarded pink spandex suit and has a fucking seizure every 20 seconds. Apparently it can play the flute with its' fucking nose and raps about female genitalia and doing homosexual acts.