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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid-numen

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX Is to be kept in a standard humanoid Containment cell. And is also to be provided exactly 3 meals a day. SCP-XXXX is to be left alone if he requests. SCP-XXXX is to be psychiatrically evaluated every month. If psychiatric evaluation is not possible at the time, SCP-XXXX is to be exposed to SCP-999 for no less than three hours. And is to be monitored while sleeping with personnel on standby in case SCP-XXXX goes through a “Nightmare” Event. If SCP-XXXX experiences a “Nightmare event”, personnel are to notify MTF Lambda-5 to wake it.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a fourteen year old Caucasian male measuring 168 cm tall and approximately 45 kg. SCP-XXXX is shown to have extreme emotional sensitivity and is to be spoken to in a calm, reassuring voice to prevent an emotional breakdown and use of its anomalus properties to isolate itself while unintentionally harming staff. (See incident log XXXX-A) SCP-XXXX shows unusually high intelligence; about 50 IQ points above average. SCP-XXXX’s records prior to Containment show that it has been diagnosed with Multi type High functioning Autism and ADHD and was diagnosed with PTSD for 5 years due to [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-XXXX is extremely passive and will not attack anything that is living unless that object poses some sort of threat to something or someone it likes. It is also a Class V reality bender and Is completely resistant to any mind-affecting objects or anomalies. (See testing log XXXX-2662)

Addendum XXXX.1: Discovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered when residents of ███████, Massachusetts reported seeing a flying human. MTF tried capturing it with a net gun, but the net phased right through it. MTF called up to it and told it to land. The Anomaly complied without incident and was brought to Site-██. All witnesses were provided Class C amnestics and all footage was confiscated without incident.

Interviewee: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Elijah Itkin

Foreword: this interview is being conducted to reveal the abilities of SCP-XXXX.

<Begin Log, 12:15 pm>

Dr. Itkin: Good morning SCP-XXXX. We are conduct-

SCP-XXXX: First off, why am I here? I was just having a good time! Did you at least inform my mom that you had to take me? (mumbles) of course you did not.

Dr. Itkin: you are here because you are an anomaly and-

SCP-XXXX: I already know. Do not bother telling.
Dr. Itkin: (groans) okay, so what abilities do you possess?

SCP-XXXX: well, I can do anything! I have enough power in a single quark of my pinky finger to wipe out reality and all planes of existence while making me the only thing left, then reverting it.
Dr. Itkin: (silence)

SCP-XXXX: so yea. I could even open a portal to the interior of SCP-3008! Wanna see?
Dr. Itkin: um, no thanks.

SCP-XXXX: Oh ok. Can i go home now? I really wanna play on my Xbox one.
Dr. Itkin: Um, Well… this is going to be your new home.
SCP-XXXX: Wait, what!? Is this a joke or something!?
Dr. Itkin: Well, no. This is actually gonna be your new home.

SCP-XXXX: if this is gonna be my new home, can I at least have internet? A game console? A computer?
Dr. Itkin: You can have the consoles and the computer, but you can’t have internet. We can’t risk any information about us OR the SCP objects being discovered.

SCP-XXXX: I understand.

<End Log, pm>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX shows that it can basically do anything. And how the fuck does he know about SCP-3008? I guess he really meant it when he said he could do anything…

Addendum 2:

Addendum 3: testing log XXXX-2662
Test A - █/██/██

Subjects: SCP-XXXX and SCP-2662
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be placed inside SCP-2662’s Chamber for 7 months to determine if SCP-XXXX can be affected by SCP-2662’s cognitohazardous effects.
Results:

<Begin Log, [t+00d]>

SCP-XXXX: hi there! What’s your name?

SCP-2662: I’d prefer not to say…
SCP-XXXX: (enthusiastically) okay, I’ll just call you Cthulhu, because you look like him!

SCP-2662: uh, okay.

SCP-XXXX: ooh a computer! What core does it have?

SCP-2662: um, a core i5, why?
SCP-XXXX: I’m a computer and tech enthusiast! I’m Kyle! Nice to meet you!
SCP-2662: um, nice to meet you too…
[t+30d]
SCP-XXXX: So, wanna play a game of UNO?
SCP-2662: Sure!
SCP-XXXX manifests a deck of UNO cards in the palm of his right hand, setting them down on a nearby table.

SCP-XXXX: Can you shuffle? I suck at it…
SCP-2662: Okay
SCP-2662 proceeds to shuffle the cards and the two objects start playing.

[t+60d] an unnamed religious group consisting of 2 Chaos insurgency and 6 civilians Breach Containment, The 2 Guards assigned to SCP-2662’s Containment chamber get shot by the 2 CI while 4 civilians start to draw symbols with blood and [DATA EXPUNGED] on SCP-2662 and the other two attempt to attack SCP-XXXX while it has its psychic shield up. SCP-XXXX then sends a psychic projection of a wave forward,1 sending the civilians and the CI flying out of the Containment cell.
the 2 CI are captured by MTF Tau-9 and are brought in for questioning and the civilians are given amnestics and are transported back home.
[t+90d]
SCP-XXXX: Wanna play some smash?
SCP-2662: I’ve never played it
SCP-XXXX: I’ll teach you
SCP-2662: Okay…
[t+120d]
SCP-XXXX: I had a weird dream last night…
SCP-2662: What was it about?
SCP-XXXX: So, I was going to an old community center that I went to long ago, there was a massive hill in its place with a house on top, I went to the top, turns out that house was the new community center, there was an angry communist who claimed to be the new king of it, then I had to run down to a Dunkin Donuts and get him a “Noodle” which he claims to be a ball of French fries from a Japanese food thing inside the Dunkin Donuts, I get it for him, then I have to sleep in a bunk bed which the top is too close to the ceiling.
SCP-2662: Interesting…
[t+150d]
SCP-XXXX: Wanna play some portal 2 co-op? I brought my laptop
SCP-2662: sure! I haven’t spent my 50 bucks on any games this month yet
[t+180d]
SCP-XXXX: wanna watch Happy Gilmore? It’s extremely hilarious
SCP-2662: Sure! I could use a good laugh!
[t+209d]
SCP-XXXX: Well, I gotta go in a day, it was fun living here with you
SCP-2662: I had fun as well, if the staff let you, you can come visit anytime!

<End Log, [t+210d]>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX now sometimes requests to “hang out” with SCP-2662 and requests to “assist” MTF Tau-9 when people affected by SCP-2662 break into its Containment.
Analysis:
SCP-XXXX shows proficient skills in communication, as well as performing tasks such as
chores, leisure activities such as gaming and board/card games.

Addendum 5: SCP-XXXX has agreed to defend the planet from the possible undiscovered Keter or Apollyon class anomaly that SCP-3148 has warned us about and any other Apollyon class Anomaly.

Addendum 6: communication and testing with alternate reality based anomalies have shown that there is only one SCP-XXXX in the whole entire multiverse.

Addendum 7: SCP-XXXX has enough Power to create, suppress, undo, or alter any K, XK, CK, ZK, or any other event that guarantees massive damage to the human population or the universe or reality itself.

Addendum 8: While sleeping, SCP-XXXX will sometimes go through a “Nightmare” event, and will unintentionally use its Psychic power, often times damaging the Containment cell, and the reality around it will become majorly unstable.

Addendum 9: Observation log XXXX-01
Date: Observations