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Item #: SCP-5034

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5034 is to be kept in a 10x10x4 meter containment unit. The room is monitored by a camera all day and night to watch for SCP-5034-1 instances forming. SCP-5034 is known to create humanoid figures (hereafter referred to as SCP-5034-1) which know extensive knowledge of the English language but speak fluent German and ███████████. SCP-5034 creates instances that vary in strength, intelligence, speed, and aggression depending on the variations type.

Description:
SCP-5034 is a large storage unit measuring 10x10x4 meters that is made out of an unidentifiable material that has the same texture, appearance, and most properties of 24 karat gold, which, when active, creates an instance of SCP-5034-1. SCP-5034 is capable of withstanding the foundation's alpha warheads (see Addendum F). Instances of SCP-5034-1 are extremely powerful, and can run 2400 kilometers per hour in certain instance variations(namely SCP-5034-1-L), and can create items from seemingly nothing. These instances slightly resemble ‘███████ of ███████’(a knight of the sunlight) from the popular video game series ████ █████(the series is known for its unforgiving difficulty and may be reminiscent of terminating SCP-5034-1 instances for a time exceeding 15 minutes) by ████████████. ██████ █████ has been seen heard quoting lines from ███████’s in-game dialogue along all SCP-5034-1 instances. All SCP-5034-1 instances are resistant to all nerve toxins and toxin-based substances. Their skin has protection similar to that of chain mail. SCP-5034 also secretes non-anomalous gold dust daily at an estimated 4 ounces a day, covering a square meter directly outside of SCP-5034 or covering any area that gold dust is already present. In the event SCP-5034 becomes inactive, the current instance turns to non-anomalous gold dust and dust secretion stops. It has been proven that the size of SCP-5034 depends on the version of reality it is currently in.

Addendum 5034-A
SCP-5034 was brought to the attention of the foundation by a series of sightings of a “██████ ██ ███ ███” exiting an old factory.Reports state that the instances constructed weapons seemingly out of thin air, often causing cities to lose power or the mass loss of civilian lives. SCP-5034 was found in an abandoned factory that processed gold jewelry between 19██ to 20██, the instances started soon after the factory decommissioned. SCP-5034 was found in the process of forming an instance of SCP-5034-1. This event was immediately stopped by MTF group Gamma-13 ("Asimov's Lawbringers") and class A amnestics were used on the majority of ██████, ███.

Addendum 5034-B
SCP-5034-1 instances are known to ‘respawn’ with all knowledge from the instance prior to death. The time it takes for an SCP-5034-1 instance is reliant on how much damage the previous incarnation sustained before termination. SCP-5034-1-L is the most powerful instance and SCP-5034-1-G, H, J, K, and L instances are to be terminated to prevent the possibility of extreme loss of life. Requests to test SCP-5034-1-L on other anomalies is being rejected considered by [███████].(Note: the ████████ are not ever going to approve this after the events detailed in Addendum E, stop sending requests Dr.█████.)

Addendum 5034-C
Non-anomalous Gold dust originating from SCP-5034 has been found to secrete from the outside of SCP-5034, could prove detrimental to foundation secrecy if left alone for long periods of time; 4 D-class and one security guard, are to clean the outside of the room.

Addendum 5034-D
Security Guard ████ ██████ was stationed inside of SCP-5034 was equipped with enough food and water to last a week and a Light Machine Gun with 40 spare box magazines(not including the initial magazine already in the weapon)and was ordered to kill the SCP-5034-1 instances once they were fully formed until ordered to stop. After 36 hours and 112 instances killed, a SCP-5034-1-H instance formed and attacked the security guard. The instance was heard lightly yelling at the guard, asking for an explanation on why the guard kept shooting the instance. After 1 minute of [DATA EXPUNGED] MTF group Epsilon-11 (‘Nine-Tailed Fox’) arrived to take care of the instance. By the time the instance stopped ████’s body had no un-broken bones. The instance was terminated after 15 seconds of concentrated gunfire. Stationing inside SCP-5034 is not to be attempted again.

Addendum-5034-E
SCP-5034 was put under the effects of SCP-████. After 1 hour, an SCP-5034-1-F instance was created, terminated 15 minutes later and then a SCP-5034-1-G instance was spawned. After a total of 6 SCP-5034-1-G instances, 3 SCP-5034-1-H instances, and a single SCP-5034-1-L instant were formed and immediately terminated by MTF Epsilon-11, SCP-████ was removed from SCP-5034’s containment unit and testing involving SCP-5034 and SCP-████ is strictly prohibited.

Addendum-5034-F
MTF Alpha-9 (‘Last Hope’) attempted to recruit SCP-5034-1-█. During SCP-████’s containment breach, [DATA EXPUNGED] caused SCP-5034-1-█ to immediately disintegrate into gold dust. SCP-████ forced SCP-5034 through unknown means to create an instance of SCP-5034-L. This caused a site-wide containment breach, and after [DATA EXPUNGED] caused the alpha warheads to be immediately detonated, this culminated in one of the biggest uses of amnestics in the adjacent regions. SCP-5034 was unharmed, though the SCP-5034-1-L instance was immediately terminated allowing the foundation to immediately rebuild another facility in the ruins of Site-██.

Interview Log 5034-1
Interviewer: Dr.█████
Interviewed: SCP-5034-1-A
Foreword: Interview happened a day after the containment of SCP-5034.
<Begin Log>
** Dr.█████:** {sounds of shuffling papers} Hello instance A, how are you?
** SCP-5034-1-A:** Why are we doing this?
** Dr.█████:** I assure you it’s for your own wellbeing.
** SCP-5034-1-A:** How can you assure me of this?
** Dr.█████:** If I wasn’t looking out for you, you wouldn’t be sitting in the chair across from me.
{SCP-5034-1-A stays silent for 4 seconds}
** SCP-5034-1-A:** That’s a real [EXPLETIVE DELETED] move Dr.
{2 seconds of silence, Dr.█████ is seen getting more uncomfortable}
** Dr.█████:** On a more friendly note, would you like me to call you something other than instance A?
{Silence for 3 seconds}
** SCP-5034-1-A:** I don’t have any other names.
** Dr.█████:** Then I’ll go with instance A for the remainder of your time here.
** SCP-5034-1-A:** Okay…
** Dr.█████:** Tell me, what is your main goal?
** SCP-5034-1-A:** A goal? Umm..
{Instance A is silent for 6 seconds}
** SCP-5034-1-A:** Nope not a single goal.
Dr.█████: You have been shown to keep the memories of previous instances, do you know if any previous incarnations of yourself had a goal?
** SCP-5034-1-A:** No goals.
{Dr.█████ writes notes while Instance A offers a handful of gold flakes}
** SCP-5034-1-A:** Want some? I have too much.
** Dr.█████:** Off topic, but I could use it for further research into your anomalous properties.
{Instance A puts the 3 ounces of gold flakes into a bag, which Dr.█████ puts in his pocket}
{Instance A removes a solid golden coin from its pocket and begins to flip it into the air.}
** Dr.█████:** How exactly do you conjure such items, and what is the source?
** SCP-5034-1-A:** Whatever I want is already in my pockets.
{Dr.█████ writes for 5 seconds while Instance A flips the golden coin in its hand}
** Dr.█████:** Well I believe that’s all I need to ask, but do you have any questions for me?
** SCP-5034-1-A:** Want this coin?
** Dr.█████:** [sighs] sure.
** <End Log>**

|	Data	Effects	Notes
	SCP-5034-1-A retrieved a golden ██ security card from its pocket.	The keycard is inserted into the slot and opens the door.	The keycard reader on its cell is deemed useless.
	Instance A is asked to retrieve a loaded firearm.	Instance A successfully retrieves a golden █████ model pistol.	It can access firearms but the ammunition has no gunpowder.
	Instance A is given gunpowder for retrieval of live ammunition.	Instance A releases a golden ██████ model assault rifle and proceeds to shoot at the safety glass.	Do not give any instance gunpowder.
	Instance A reaches into its pocket and frees a pure gold version of SCP-005.	The copy of SCP-005 is used on the containment door and it successfully opens.	Doors are ineffective against containing the instances.
	Instance A is told to retrieve a cooked meal.	Instance A removes a golden plate with a golden filet mignon. The dish is given to a class-D to consume.	The instances can take anything out of its pockets, turn it to gold, and change the properties of the item.

Audio Log for Addendum-5034-D

{log starts when SCP-5034-1-H attacks ████ ██████ and starts questioning the guard’s actions to keep attacking the instance.}

SCP-5034-1-H: You cannot kill me forever.
{████ is seen getting punched to the floor of SCP-5034 and gets his jaw broken)

SCP-5034-1-H: Now explain{punches ████ in the chest, most likely breaking a few of his ribs} why did you decide to attack me so many times?

{while ████ attempts to give an answer, but the instance stomps on his throat, most likely preventing ████ from giving an answer}

SCP-5034-1-H: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to die?

{████ grabs his sidearm and shoots the Instance in the stomach.}

{SCP-5034-1-H then enters a rege state and begins to tear ████’s bones from his arms while ████ attempts to scream.}

{████ begins to make a high-pitched gurgling noise.}

{SCP-5034-1-H begins to aggressively break ████’s bones from every joint tearing ████’s flesh from seemingly every angle. The instance releases a loud yell and begins to [DATA EXPUNGED] until ████ is reduced to a pile of [DATA EXPUNGED]}

SCP-5034-1-H: You caused your own fate, you destroyed my body 112 times, this is just payback.

(The instance stops destroying ████’s body after around 2 minutes passed since the start of the assault)

{log ends after MTF Epsilon-11 shot the SCP-5034-1-H instance an estimated 146 times, terminating the instance and delaying SCP-5034-1 instances for 12 hours. ████ could not have been saved}.

(examination of ████ shows that all bones were broken, showing evidence that SCP-5034-1 instances have extensive knowledge of human anatomy)

Footnotes: An instance can be active in one reality and another instance active in another in a different reality, but 2 instances in 1 reality is seeming impossible as of ██/██/████.
An instance that is more powerful than SCP-5034-1-L might be possible, but has not been recorded as of ██/██/████. A theoretical X class instance could possibly cause an FK-Class ‘broken foundation’ scenario based on the advancement between instance variations.