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The following information is not licensed financial advice and is for educational purposes only.
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Investment Class: "AAA rated"
note: this rating is for educational purposes only. It does not reflect the opinion of any private or public rating agency.

Special Containment Procedures:

Following its initial discovery, the 05-council and the SCP ethics committee both proceeded to make the unanimous decision that the SCP foundation's prime directive with respect to SCP-XXXX-J would henceforth be to ensure its efficient spread and proliferation. In order to facilitate this goal, foundation personnel given this document are to immediately follow the steps necessary to become a "licensed distributor" and are then to distribute copies of this document to other foundation personnel who have not yet become "licensed distributors." For additional details, please refer to the information below.

Description:

SCP-XXXX-J is an anomalously good business opportunity. Utilizing a highly effective scheme of financial organization, it allows participants in said scheme to accrue wealth rapidly. Research has shown that this does not violate the efficient market hypothesis, as people gaining wealth by participating simply obtain it at the expense of those who miss out. Those who participate in SCP-XXXX-J, hereby referred to as "licensed distributors," are 5 times more likely to gain financial independence than control subjects. In order to properly explain how to become a "licensed distributor," infographics have been prepared below.

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SCP-XXXX-J Employment Overview

It all starts with entering SCP-XXXX-J as a "D-class distributor." As a "D-class distributor," personnel buy essential oils from a "level 1 distributor" for a 25% discount. From then-on, it is their responsibility to sell said product to customers. This is known as commercial revenue. It is important at this stage that "D-class distributors" establish long-term relationships with customers in order to normalize their income.

After a "D-class distributor" has successfully demonstrated their capab