Michael Bay
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Rated R

Special Containment Procedures: Scp-XXXX is to be held in confinement under the supervision of

Description: Subject is one Michael ███. A humanoid recovered on 1/45/███. The subject was found among multiple cases of Scp-XXXX-J-A. Scp-XXXX-J-A are home movies classified under action genre action. All instances of Scp-XXXX-A hold one common aspect that led to the identification and recovery of SCP-XXXX-J-A. All seemed to hold the common denominator of overdone patriotism. American Flags are seen every 3 minutes on screen time. Excessive product placement is also evident in many instances of Scp-XXXX-J-A along with noticeable objectification of female characters.

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