michael ibbs

scp-[DATA EXPUNGED]
object class-Keter
'The Phenomenal poster'

containment procedures; Scp-[DATA EXPUNGED] must be contained in a 4 by 4 cell with no monitors, windows or anything that allows any view of the poster to escape. All images taken must be placed in a storage container in site [REDACTED] and must not be allowed anywhere near Dr[REDACTED] under any circumstances!

Description; Scp-[DATA EXPUNGED] is a poster of about 24 x 36 inches. The image on the poster varies from time to time, sometimes changing to a poster advertising a brand of food, clothing e.g. or (the image which is most frequent) a fluffy pink cartoon cat with a motivational text which also changes quite frequently. it mostly states 'keep calm and carry on' or 'you can do anything when your heart is in the right place'.
Scp-[DATA EXPUNGED] must never be looked at in any way. Ever! (yes that doesn't mean that Dr [REDACTED] can take pictures of it and stick it in the break room for 'fun' as it killed most of the staff that were not on duty at the time. so thanks a lot Dr [REDACTED].)
The reason why this poster cannot be looked at, is because of its telepathic abilities.
The Poster may have a normal cute and inspiring image, but I can assure you, it is not what it seems. Tests have proven that if the image of the poster is looked at on a photo, you will receive the feeling of various symptoms varying from tummy aches which never end to the constant feeling of being watched wherever you go. These symptoms usually last about a week before whoever to have looked at the poster drops dead instantly. This happens at midnight during the end of the week. (yes this happens midnight sharp! no sooner, no later.)
The thing is though when you are in the containment chamber don't look at it head on. This is proven to be an extremely bad idea as if this is done, their head explodes, as what have happened to the other class-D personnel who have been sent in to clean the chamber from the previous victim.
The poster can speak using its telepathic abilities.
Down below is an interview with Dr [REDACTED] and scp-[DATA EXPUNGED]

*Dr [REDACTED] enters the room
*The speaker to scp-[DATA EXPUNGED] chamber is active
"hello, my name is Dr-"
*Dr [REDACTED] is interrupted by scp-[DATA EXPUNGED]
"Dr [REDACTED], nice to meet you. Tell me, do you happen to know where I am. I would really like it if I could leave."
*Dr [REDACTED] drops his clipboard in shock that it knows his name and can speak
"You are located in [DATA EXPUNGED] and no, you will not be leaving here. I just want to ask you some questions, is that ok?"
*A groaning noise can be heard, which shatters the glass in the nearby containment area, causing the breach of scp-[REDACTED].
*The chamber is shut down and interview is halted