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SCP XXXX-1965

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently housed at Site-17. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a Standard Humanoid Containment Cell that has been sound-proofed, to prevent it from communicating with any guards. During SCP-XXXX's frequent transportations, either to on-site medical facilities or to a testing room, SCP-XXXX is to be gagged.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to an anomalous humanoid with some mechanism for invulnerability which manifested as it survived an explosion on August, 23, 1965 at 13:25:28 GMT+3. At the time of the event, a blue Volkswagen Type 2 "Komboi" carrying SCP-XXXX, as well as five other occupants, triggered an IED on a small road near █████ ██ █████, Saudi Arabia. An investigation has found the IED to have been created and placed by [REDACTED]. The event was caught on camera by a █████ Bank branch security camera.¹ After the explosion, SCP-XXXX can be seen climbing out of the wreckage and losing consciousness approximately 20 feet away.

+ Access TestLogXXXX.log.

Testing Log

Log Format
Test Number:
Tested Parameters:
Result:

Test Number: 01
Test Parameters: One (1) pinch, approximately 30 N, applied to the left bicep of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.
Researcher notes: By this I mean SCP-XXXX complained about the pain.

Test Number: 02
Test Parameters: One (1) open-fist strike, approximately 500 N, applied to the right bicep of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

Test Number: 03
Test parameters: One (1) closed-fist strike, approximately 500 N, applied to the left bicep of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

Test Number: 04
Test Parameters: One (1) Gerber Mark II combat knife, applied to the left wrist of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

Test Number: 05
Test Parameters: One (1) Gerber Mark II combat knife, applied to both hands of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

Test Number: 06
Test Parameters: One (1) Gerber Mark II combat knife, applied to the right leg of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

Test Number: 07
Test Parameters: One (1) Gerber Mark II combat knife, applied to the chest cavity of SCP-XXXX.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.
Researcher Notes: Further testing delayed for 1 week (08/17/1965) due to subject distress.

Test Number: 08
Test Parameters: One (1) 1219C2 USMC Mark 2 Combat Knife, applied to the right hand of SCP-XXXX
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

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Test Number: 101
Test Parameters: One (1) Gerber Mark II, applied to the left hand of SCP-XXXX while at Site-XXXX-1 in Saudi Arabia.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.
Researcher Notes: Further testing delayed until 10/26/1965 due to subject distress.

Test Number: 102
Test Parameters: One (1) .45 round fired from an M1911A1, applied to the right hand of SCP-XXXX while at Site-XXXX-1 in Saudi Arabia.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.
Researcher Notes: Further testing delayed for 1 week (10/26/1965) due to subject distress.

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Test Number: 162
Test Parameters: One (1) IED, constructed by Researcher Valdés, detonated at a range of ten (10) meters.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

Test Number: 163
Test Parameters: One (1) IED, constructed by [REDACTED], detonated at a range of ten (10) meters.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.
Researcher Notes: Further testing delayed for 36 hours (01/02/1966) for transportation.

Test Number: 163
Test Parameters: One (1) IED, constructed by [REDACTED], detonated at a range of ten (10) meters while at Site-XXXX-1.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

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Test Number: 251
Test Parameters: One (1) IED, constructed by ███████ ██-███████, an active member of [REDACTED], containing parts recovered from Site-XXXX-1, detonated at a range of five (5) meters while at Site-XXXX-1
Result: No anom prop.
Researcher Notes: Fuck man, it takes hours to gather up the pieces every time we do this. Testing delayed 1 week (04/05/1966).

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Test Number: 0614
Test Parameters: Reconstructed original conditions from Site-XXXX-1, including van, time of day/year, IED manufacturer, parts, and subjects to the best of our ability. Subjects 2, 3, 4, and 5 are a family unit of Italian descent of the same ages, Subject 6 is a local driver, and Subject 7 is a tour guide.
Result: Nothing.
Researcher Notes: At this point, I just want to throw the kid in the van instead. To be fair, he probably wouldn't mind at this point. Running out of shit to test and feeling silly about adding that extra 0 at No.0500. I need a vacation, testing delayed 2 weeks (06/20/1973).

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Test Number: 001000
Test Parameters: One (1) pinch, approximately 30 N, applied to the left bicep of SCP-XXXX while they are seated in a blue Volkswagen Type 2 next to a relative.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.
Researcher Notes: Got inspired last night. This'll be easier, now that we've got a list of what to test here before we move to Site-XXXX-1. And it stopped complaining, so we can test for much longer. I will figure this thing out. Good news, this thing's got five "cousins" and half a dozen "aunts and uncles."

Test Number: 001001
Test Parameters: One (1) open-fist strike, approximately 500 N, applied to the right bicep of SCP-XXXX while they are seated in a blue Volkswagen Type 2 next to a relative.
Result: No anomalous properties observed.

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Test Number: 008812
Test Parameters: One open-fist strike, approximately 100 N, applied to the open palm of SCP-XXXX.
Result: Joy in Senior Researcher Valdés' heart.
Researcher Notes: I'm outta here baby, looks like they're moving me to SCP-████! Research delayed until the new guy arrives, lets say 1 week (12/02/1992).

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Test Number:
Test Parameters:
Result:
Researcher Notes: What the fuck…

Addendum: This file has been flagged for review by the Ethics committee.
[END LOG]

Incident XXXX-1992

Item #: Incident-XXXX

Object Class: Incident

Special Containment Procedures: Incident XXXX remains a single event, and no evidence of it reoccurring have been found. It has therefore been reclassified as Incident XXXX and been relocated to the Log of Extranormal Events. Subject-1, formerly known as SCP-XXXX, has been deemed non-anomalous.² The subject has been administered class-F amnestics and given a new identity, then was relocated to █████, Turkey. Subject-1 should remain under surveillance and receive weekly check-ups by a Foundation researcher at █████ ██████████ local hospital under the guise of treatment of his injuries sustained during [DATA EXPUNGED].

+ Access to TestLogXXXX-65.log has been sealed by O5-█.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum: This file has been reviewed by the Ethics committee. See Note-11/30/1992.³

Note: May God have mercy on our souls. - Site Director ███████ ██

[END LOG]

SCP XXXX-2004

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: For now, SCP-XXXX is uncontained, as the mechanisms behind it are unknown. Information control policies have been enacted to limit the dissemination and spread of information related to SCP-XXXX events. Foundation surveillance networks has been notified and relevant keywords have been added to social media monitor programs. After an SCP-XXXX event, witnesses are to be amnesticized.

Subjects affected by SCP-XXXX events are to be contained in Site-17 for testing until they are deemed non-anomalous. A subject contained this way must be released within one (1) week.⁴ Standard information suppression campaigns are to be enacted, depending on publicity of the event. Affected subjects are to be declared deceased during the event, amnesticized, and relocated. A Foundation agent should be stationed nearby for monthly checkups.

Subject-1 was amnesticized and relocated to █████, Turkey. As of ██/██/████, Subject-1 is deceased.

Subject-2 has been amnesticized and relocated to ████████, Hawaii.

Description: SCP-XXXX manifests as an unexplained and inexplicable survival of a terrorist bombing. The SCP's true nature has not been determined. To date, there have been two SCP-XXXX events.

The first SCP-XXXX event, labeled SCP-XXXX-1 occurred in █████ ██ █████, Saudi Arabia on August, ██, 1965 at 13:25:28 GMT+3. Subject-1, the survivor of the event, was a male of Italian descent born on 06/20/195█. The subject was █ years of age and on vacation when an IED on the road detonated, resulting in 5 casualties.⁵ Subject-1 was entirely unaffected by the blast, sustaining no injuries beyond third-degree burns to the subject’s feet and hands, which testing revealed were sustained during the subject’s exit from the wreckage 7 minutes after the detonation. Agent ██████ alerted the foundation of the video’s existence after it has spread among the local populace. The population received Class-B amnestics, all copies of the footage and records related to the boy were erased, and the foundation took custody of Subject-1 on August 10, 1965 until his release in [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP-XXXX-2 refers to an anomalous event of similar circumstances that occurred in █████, France on October ██, 2004 at 18:48:14 GMT+2. Subject-2, the survivor of SCP-XXXX-2, is a female ██ years of age. Subject-2 was involved in a bomb attack with 11 casualties against [REDACTED] with political motivations. Information on SCP-XXXX-2 was quickly suppressed, despite the publicity of the event, and the media reported 2 fatalities and 9 injuries.

Thorough testing has revealed that the following factors are unlikely to be anomalous: The weapon (in these cases, a homemade IED device), the subject, the location, the terrorist group, nor the timing of the event. It is technically unknown whether the two events are the result of a single SCP.

Current information suppression protocols are believed to be sufficient for containment of the knowledge of future SCP-XXXX events, though it has been reclassified as Euclid due to the unknown frequency of these events.

Footnotes

1. See Video Log-XXXX-1

2. See Proposal XXXX-1992

3. Former Senior Researcher ██████ demoted to D-class and assigned to SCP-████.

4. Note: This is non-optional. We will watch this one closely. - Site Director ███████ ██

5. Among those killed were Subject-1's parents and sister, as well as a travel guide hired through ████████ ██████ and their driver, a local.