BEEAAANS

SCP-2021-BN
"The Bean Plush"
Object Class: Safe Euclid

SCP-2021-BN is a small back plushie in vague human shape, with two red circles for eyes. It seems to be fully sentient.
It has a strange desire for canned beans of any kind. When it spots a can of beans, it will attempt to acquire it. Once it reaches it, it will sit down and hold the can it its arms. After a few minutes, it will have consumed all of the beans through anomalous means (without opening the can), and will discard the can in the nearest waste disposal. If there is no disposal within sight upon consuming the beans, it will set the can aside and wait for a staff member to come by, at which point it will grab the attention of the staff member and ask for the can to be thrown away.

SCP-2021-BN has been shown to be fully capable of reading and legible writing in any language. It uses this method to communicate. We have given it an appropriately scaled backpack with writing supplies.

SCP-2021-BN was discovered in one of the Foundation lounge rooms at 2:00 AM. When later asked what it was doing, it wrote, "Looking for B E A N S . "

2 times a day, in the morning and in the afternoon, SCP-2021-BN will arrive to the cafeteria of the facility, and will use its writing supplies to ask for a can of beans, which it is to be given upon that request.

SCP-2021-BN is allowed full access to the halls and non-containment-based rooms of the facility. It has been taught the containment procedures for many of the other SCPs classified as "Safe," and has assisted in some cases.

SCP-2021-BN seems to have cloned 4 times before completely stopping. These clones and the original SCP seem to be having friendly relations with each other. They refer to each other as "the bois" and are willing to share a can beans between two of them.

When given Pinto beans instead of black beans they weren't pleased but still content. They were happier than when they were when given pinto beans when they were given a large fistful of sharp cheddar cheese but not as pleased as when given black beans. When given liver beans they seemed slightly offended but were still fine. When curious they group together and roam around, surrounding themselves with what seems to be utter chaos. The original SCP seems to be the leader of "the friend group" as they call it.

They claim to be from a different dimension. They are content with roaming around aimlessly, though are insistent on being given electronics to "pass time" though none are to be given until SCP 2021 starts acting aggressive, when that happens the SCP Foundation has to. This is because since if it does become aggressive it will turn from a Euclid entity to a dangerous Keter that is not only capable of ending the world but actually will. SCP 2021 seems to be VERY capable of terminating other SCPs even with only one of them, but since it is the newest addition to the SCP Foundation none have been tried.

The reason why it is Euclid instead of Keter is because it is usually friendly and is hard to provoke, the only way to provoke is to take it's beans, violently harass it, or violently harass a different SCP 2021 (is still Euclid since it has been seen to be unstoppable once provoked). The quickest SCP 2021 was observed to go is mach 75. If Scp 2021 is provoked yet there are no weapons around, it is seen to unleash fury via hidden giant "claw" with three jagged spikes. After given a solid ball of titanium and the scp foundation told it to destroy the ball, it crushed the titanium with one hand, sending thousands of shrapnel all across the room at quick speeds.

A D-class was given a semi-thick set of armor made from the strongest non-SCP material the foundation has in bulk, [REDACTED] and was instructed to take SCP 2021's beans. The moment they touched it they got two swipes, one horizontal, one vertical and both cut right through. After SCP 2021 realized the person was just told to take the beans by the foundation, it felt guilty and stayed in isolation with "the bois" for an entire 1½ days.

Addendum: On [REDACTED], Dr. [REDACTED] attempted to take SCP-2021-BN's can of beans. SCP-2021-BN's eyes began to glow, and its body began to shake. After a few seconds of this, in the blink of an eye Dr. [REDACTED] was dead. SCP-2021-BN then wrote a message and left it on Dr. [REDACTED]'s coat. The message read simply, "Don't take my beans until I'm done with them."
SCP-2021-BN is now considered Euclid. It is still allowed full access to the halls and non-containment-based rooms of the facility, but it must now carry with it a sign that says, "Please don't take my beans" written on it.

Addendum 2: On [REDACTED], at SCP-2021-BN's breakfast time, the light in the cafeteria kitchen went off for a moment. When the lights came back on, SCP-2021-BN had brought SCP-2295 to the kitchen. There was a stab wound on one of the cafeteria staff, which SCP-2295 quickly healed. The employee survived, thankfully. SCP-2021-BN left a note stating, "Thanks for the beans. I was in your debt, and so I fetched the Bear with a Heart of Patchwork to save you when you needed it. -Bean Plush (P.S. It seems that someone wasn't informed of SCP-835-JP.)" Through this, it was discovered that not only does SCP-2021-BN have incredible speed in the dark, but it also sees the beans as not just food, but also as a pledge for protection of the giver.