SCP-4211

Item #: SCP-4211

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Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4211 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber with a king-sized bed of generic branding at Site-17. SCP-4211 is to be given food and water on demand, or 3 times a day per standard eating times for a normal human.

As of ██/██/████, and because of SCP-4211's newly discovered anomalous properties, SCP-4211 is no longer allowed to be nicknamed by any of the staff (examples including 'Mr. No-Legs' and 'Little Legless'). SCP-4211 is no longer allowed to be given food and water when it demands, its meals only consisting of 3 meals a day per normal human consumption patterns. SCP-4211 is to be given a sleeping bag to sleep in. The king-sized bed has been cleaned and sold to the public.

The changes that have been described are now revoked. No Site-17 staff above Level 4 clearance are allowed to edit this document in any way, nor are they allowed to view this document without supervision of two (2) Level 4 or higher personnel. Requesting the poor guy atleast gets a toilet. SCP-4211 does not need to urinate or make bowel movements, and should not be given tools to do the described tasks.

Description: SCP-4211 is a Caucasian male of unknown age. During interviews, (many of which have been destroyed to prevent spread of SCP-4211's anomalous properties,) SCP-4211 has stated that it thinks that it is 'about in [its] 30s.' SCP-4211 has had both of its legs cut off perfectly between the pelvis and bottom of the spine. The object used to perform this highly-precise cut is unknown at this time. Blood frequently drips out of the lower body, and SCP-4211's insides are visible when looking under it. It is unknown how SCP-4211 is alive at this time.

When SCP-4211 is viewed or described using any method (speech, writing, computer documents, etc.), the viewer (now referred to as SCP-4211-1) will slowly become extremely affectionate for SCP-4211, over the course of exactly 30 days. The only known method that this process can be halted is by removing all forms of affection from SCP-4211. Suicide rates of SCP-4211 personnel have skyrocketed after lost communication with SCP-4211 after 30 days. Because of this, the following revisions have been implemented:

  • SCP-4211 is not allowed to freely roam Site-17, and must stay inside his containment chamber at all times. This rule is to be enforced by two (2) security personnel outside of the containment chamber.
  • SCP-4211 is not to be allowed basic luxuries that a standard first-world human may have (snacks, choices of clothing, etc). SCP-4211 is to be wearing a Supreme hoodie and Gucci pants yellow jumpsuit with no branding.
  • SCP-4211 is not allowed to interact with any personnel without authorization from one (1) O5 Council member or the Site-17 Director.

Note from Site-17 Director: I don't care how 'cutesy' he is. He's a [EXPLETIVE] 30-year-old [EXPLETIVE]. Remind yourself that he's a [EXPLETIVE] idiot every week so that you don't commit [EXPLETIVE] suicide.