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Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
notice
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SCP-XXXX in initial conditions past recovery.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an anomalous items locker at Site-██ under bi-weekly monitoring for growth. All anomalous byproducts of SCP-XXXX past its original size may be incinerated upon proper documentation. All instances of SCP-XXXX-2 may be kept in an anomalous items locker, however, all byproducts containing SCP-XXXX-1 must be incinerated past 8 kilograms of mass.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sliced French brioche loaf. SCP-XXXX expands at inconsistent times every 6-12 days, increasing its current mass by 15%. Every slice of SCP-XXXX contains a slip of paper measuring 77mm x 33mm, dubbed SCP-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-2 demonstrates its anomalous effect upon being placed in the oral cavity of a live human. The paper develops black ink written in the language of the consumer with the intent to offend. These offensive quotes utilize information relating to the consumer, granting priority in the following order:

  1. Ideological
  2. Topics of Guilt
  3. Apperance

All other topics are avoided, and if there is no exploitable area for SCP-XXXX-2 to abuse, it will turn up blank. Occasionally, SCP-XXXX-2 will cite a source relating to the topic at hand, placing the citation in MLA 2019 format on the back of the paper. SCP-XXXX-2 often cites unreliable sources and the conditions for SCP-XXXX-2 to cite a source are still unknown.

Test Log XXXX-A

Subject: 42 y/o Caucasian Male
Object of Insult: Traffic accident occurring on 24/12/09
Response: You'll always have something in common with that kid, you're both brain dead in way or another.
Citation: N/A

Test Log XXXX-B

Subject: 72 y/o Hispanic Male
Object of Insult: Abuse of a charity-based program for the ██████ First Baptist Church.
Response: The irony of being a Pastor who steals is self-explanatory—hopefully you don't really believe in hell.
Citation: N/A

The reason for classification as Euclid is due to the expansive properties of SCP-XXXX. The loaf, hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, will grow at any mass exceeding 1 kilogram. The growth can be stopped via destroying parts of SCP-XXXX-1, incineration has proved to be the most efficient method to do this.