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Item #: SCP-834-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-834-J is to be held in the zoology section of site ██. It is to be given 10 raw salmon and various assorted nuts and berries twice per day.
Description: SCP-834-J is an adult male grizzly bear, weighing 265kg and standing at roughly 1 meter tall. SCP-834-J displays characteristics and functions typical with other grizzly bears, except for the anomalous trait of being impervious to bullets. If anyone were to shoot SCP-834-J, the bullet would instead bounce off of it and come straight back towards the shooter, hitting them in non-lethal areas, such as the arms, legs, feet and hands. SCP-834-J was brought to the foundation itself in a cage by an unknown individual. Attached to the cage was a note reading:
"Have fun containing this fucker. He's pretty much immune to whatever you dipshits can try to use against him, and even if he isn't now, he will be soon."
"P.S. I wouldn't try shooting at him. It might come back to get you."
"P.P.S. Seriously, don't shoot him. This is a legitimate warning."
Despite the fact that SCP-834-J is a grizzly bear, and therefore should express hostility towards humans, SCP-834-J has shown to be quite affectionate, even cuddling up to researchers and giving them "bear hugs." Some of the staff assigned to SCP-834-J even refer to him as "Randolph," and SCP-834-J seems to enjoy and even responds to that name, much like a dog would. this suggests that SCP-834-J has an increased intelligence as well, a point that should be looked into.
Finding out who brought SCP-834-J to the foundation is a Sugma level priority.
Addendum 1:
The following logs are from tests done with SCP-834-J and numerous D-Class.
Test 1: Pistols.
Subject aims the pistol at SCP-834-J and fires one round. The bullet immediately bounces off SCP-834-J and hits the subject in the foot.Test 2: Sub-Machine Guns.
Subject fires 3 shots at SCP-834-J and is hit once in the leg and twice on his left hand.Test 3: Shotguns.
Subject fires one shot from the shotgun, and is immediately struck by all 5 bullets in both hands, with the exception of one, which hits his left leg.Test 4: Robots.
A D-Class is controlling a robot hand equipped with a pistol. As the hand fires, the bullet ricochets off of SCP-834-J and hits the D-Class anyways.
Addendum 2:
After a regular check up with SCP-834-J roughly 2 weeks after its arrival in the foundation, it was revealed that 834-J's teeth had changed from keratin to sharpened steel. It was also noted that SCP-834-J had been acting much more agitated than it had when it arrived. It is not known if it is due to the environment that SCP-834-J is housed in, or due to other factors such as being constantly monitored and not being able to see any other bear friends.
Addendum 3:
After a monthly physical checkup, it was determined that SCP-834-J had gotten both faster and stronger since its first checkup 4 weeks beforehand. SCP-834-J now exceeds the maximum speed and strength exhibited by other grizzly bears, whilst also showing increased stamina, being able to run at roughly 60 km/h for 20 full minutes. It was also seen that SCP-834-J had gotten even angrier since its last checkup, with it even attempting to attack personnel that got too close, showing no signs of fear and only expressing pure rage.
Addendum 4:
On ██/██/████, at approximately 7:30 SCP-834-J successfully breached containment and started attacking personnel as it made its way into the main armory. There, it acquired a flamethrower prototype and started setting fire to all that tried to fight it (or run away from it.) SCP-834-J was seen walking through walls as well, which will cause problems in trying to contain it. The following log is a meeting held at site ██ with the O5 council regarding SCP-834-J.
O5 ██: Wait, so it can walk through walls? What kind of OP shit is that?
O5 ██: Not only that, but it seems to acquire new powers every 2 weeks. Who knows what it could be capable of?
O5 ██: So it's a bear with a bunch of super powers that can't be contained?
O5 ██: Basically, yeah.
O5 ██: Well, that's just lazy writing.
It is at this moment when SCP-834-J enters the room and proceeds to [DATA EXPUNGED]
Requesting to reclassify SCP-834-J as Keter.
Accepted. - O5 Council
Item #: SCP-834-J
Object Class: Safe Keter It's a fucking super-bear
Special Containment Procedures: At this time, there is no way to contain SCP-834-J.
We've tried, god knows we've tried but it JUST. KEEPS. ESCAPING. AND WE CAN'T DO DICK ABOUT IT. We can't even TERMINATE the fucker so he keeps coming in when we're testing (See addendum) and freaking everyone out. I swear to god, O5 better do something about this.
-Researcher Millie
Description: SCP-834-J is a Grizzly Bear that was acquired via delivery from an unknown person. After 6 weeks of containment, SCP-834-J escaped and started destroying anything in its path, regardless of race, age, gender or how much they like bears. SCP-834-J has the anomalous trait of gaining abilities and powers not possible with other bears of its type, (or frankly any animal known to man) such as increased speed, the ability to distort reality and "phase" through walls and immunity to bullets and explosive weaponry. SCP-834-J seems to acquire these abilities at a rate of one new power every 2 weeks, although it varies. Powers that have been acquired include:
- The immunity to bullets and explosives
- Increased speed and strength
- Metal claws and teeth
- The ability to wield weapons of destruction, such as flamethrowers, rocket launchers and anti-aircraft weaponry
- The ability to roar at approximately 120 decibels, causing ear pain and mass hysteria
- The ability to rip through walls made out of stone, cement and various metals
- The ability to phase through walls
- Not needing to sleep
- Being constantly angry1
It is important to either find some way to terminate SCP-834-J or at least move it somewhere else before it learns the ability of fire breath, telepathy or, god forbid, flight. It is not known who or what made SCP-834-J, but what is known is that if there really is a god, then this beast is proof that they have forsaken us.
Addendum: SCP-834-J has developed the habit of breaking into certain rooms when there is a test or interview going on. The following logs are from instances when SCP-834-J broke in during one of these events.
Interviewed: SCP-████
Interviewer: Dr. Small, Peter
Foreword: SCP-████ is being interviewed on the events of ██/██/████.
[Begin log.]
Dr. Small: So, SCP-████. Where exactly were you on the night of the.. incident?
SCP-████: Just… at home. Minding my own business. I didn't do anything wrong, if that's what you're ask- JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
At this moment, SCP-834-J Breaks into the interview room.
Dr. Small: GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAINSCP-834-J jumps onto SCP-████ and begins attacking him with its razor sharp claws.
SCP-████: (Screaming)
Dr. Small Runs over to the intercom and starts yelling for help, but SCP-834-J has already started charging at him.
After 5 minutes of beating Dr. Small and SCP-████ into a bloody pulp, SCP-834-J phases through the wall and begins to terrorize everyone in the staff lounge.
[End Log.]
[Begin Log.]
Foreword: This event happened during bring your daughter to work day. Dr. Jackson and his daughter are testing the affects of SCP-████ together.
Dr. Jackson: So, honey, how do you like the foundation?
Dr. Jackson's daughter: This place is kinda scary… There's men with guns all over, I can hear screaming all the time, there's these monsters everywhere… why exactly did you bring me here?
Dr. Jackson: So you can see how daddy's job is like! See, I do tests like this all of the time. Obviously some of the things I research might be scary, but it's all so we can understand the world a little bit more! Besides, these things are safe and contained. It's not like anything is going to break out of containment any time soon.
It's at this moment that SCP-834-J, (Not subverting expectations at all) appears in front of Dr. Jackson and his daughter. It looks down at her, pats her head, and then proceeds to dropkick Dr. Jackson.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[End Log.]
Addendum 2: The following log was taken from a meeting held by the O5 council regarding SCP-834-J.
[Begin Log.]
O5 ██: We can't just terminate it! What would the Ethics committee say? Do you people forget that we Secure, Contain and Protect? It's just a bear, for crying out loud!
O5 ██: No, sir, this is no ordinary bear. We don't know what it's capable of. What if it evolves to have, oh I don't know… laser eyes? Something like that could destroy an entire site! We need to terminate it now, before it starts killing our men.2
O5 ██: Laser eyes? As if it's going to get laser eye-
Suddenly, SCP-834-J enters the room and starts shooting lasers from its retinas whilst dual wielding flamethrowers.3
O5 ██: AUGH JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY KILL IT
At this moment, SCP-834-J began to roar, causing all personnel present to cover their ears. SCP-834-J then used this opportunity to [DATA EXPUNGED]
[End Log.]
Addendum 3: The following log is an extract from the final meeting with the O5 about the possible termination of SCP-834-J.
O5 ██: Hmmm… What if we shoot it, but like, really hard?
O5 ██: What the fuck does that even mean
O5 ██: Gentlemen, we're all thinking the wrong way! Remember, bears are our friends, not our foes. There are so many great bears out there, like smokey! Or…. Yogi and Boo-Boo, or….
O5 ██: Like Winnie the Pooh!
O5 ██: Exactly! We have to be more.. personal with SCP-834-J. Maybe we should… talk it out!
A silence fills the room.
O5 ██: I see no problem with this.
OPERATION: OVER-BEAR-ING: (Note from author: Kinda cringe)
At approximately 16:00 on ██/██/20██, operation "Overbearing" was launched. The setup: One (1) human female aged 7. (Name: Sophie) She will be placed in SCP-834-J's original containment cell and be given a script to read off to SCP-834-J. Then, MTF-████ will be placed outside of the cell ready to extract Sophie should the situation go awry. Finally, a pile of fish will be dumped into the containment cell in an effort to lure SCP-834-J into the area. The following log is what transpired shortly thereafter.
SCP-834-J appears in the room and starts devouring the fish, oblivious to Sophie. After 4 seconds of eating, Sophie coughs, and SCP-834-J turns around.
Sophie: Uh… mister… Randolph?
SCP-834-J walks over to Sophie and stops just in front of her.
Sophie: Mr. Randolph, I know you're a very sweet bear on the inside, and I'm just wondering… Do you think you could stop destroying the facility? You're hurting a lot of people. You're scaring a lot of people. Even me.
SCP-834-J takes a step back, seemingly in shock, and takes a few seconds to recover. It looks at its paws for a long time and then back at Sophie. Tears are seen welling up in its eyes. It pats Sophie's head and then..
Opens its mouth to speak.
Randolph: You're… right. I've been doing horrible things, haven't I? I've hurt people. I've scared people. But the truth is, I'm scared myself. I was separated from my family, my friends, my home and turned into this… thing. A thing that can only hurt others. In the beginning, I was blessed with powers that could only protect myself. I got to hang out with people that actually cared for me. Cared for my well being. But then, when my abilities got more and more violent, I became more and more violent. I started pushing people away, started caring only for myself. I started hurting people I once loved. Personally, I thought it was funny. I can see how wrong I was.
SCP-834-J looks back down at Sophie.
Randolph: But this happens to everyone at some point. It happened to me, it'll happen to you. All that matters is how you decide to control it. Me, I did a bad job of controlling it. But now, thanks to you, I can see my wrongdoings. Sometimes, all you need to help yourself is someone else.
SCP-834-J looks at the members of MTF-████, who have begun filing into the containment cell.
Randolph: I'm sorry for those I've hurt. Those I've mistreated. I don't expect forgiveness, or really, anything…. Maybe it's time that I just leave.
SCP-834-J walks to the side of the room. He turns around for a brief moment and waves. Sophie and all of MTF-████ wave back. SCP-834-J then violently explodes.
Silence fills the room.
O5 ██: Well, that was fucking stupid.
O5 ██: Yeah, I didn't expect it to end like that. A little too sappy for my taste, and it really didn't fit with the theme.
O5 ██: Welp, while we're here, let's go fuck with 999!
And they did.
