Interview #: XXXX-A:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX.
Interviewer: Junior Researcher Caroline Floyd.
Control: Consists of Senior Researcher Richard Candace (Microphone) and Researcher Bill Harrison.
Foreword: Interviewing SCP-XXXX on their abilities.
<Begin Log>
Floyd: Hello there, SCP-XXXX. I'm Doctor Floyd, I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions. You.. must forgive me if I go a little slowly, this is technically my first assignment.
Control: Stay on track. That's not information he need to know.
Floyd: (Speaking into the headset) Right, sorry.
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, 'fore we begin, I've got a couple questions myself. One of your guys stuck me with some sorta needle; What was that all about?
Floyd: That was for a… blood test. Standard procedure.
SCP-XXXX: Well, alright. I've always had a fear of needles, y'know. And doctors. So, you could imagine I'm not entirely having a great time right now. You ever have a fear like that? A… whaddya call it nowadays… Phobia?
Floyd: Uh, well-
>Floyd glances over to the one-way glass.
Floyd: Yes, sure, but… I shouldn't get into it. I'm just gonna ask you a couple questions. Shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes.
SCP-XXXX: And then I can leave? I'm getting awfully hungry.
Floyd: We'll… see about that. So, uh… How did you get your teleportative powers?
SCP-XXXX: Well, I sorta just… woke up with them one day. I remember, I was watching the game back on one of those big screens they have down in those electronic stores; this was years back, of course, you don't really see that sort of thing anymore. I loved watching those things, they'd always have either the game, or some episode of a popular show playin'. Seinfeld, Friends, those types… Man, I used to love watching those shows after a long day of work. Couldn't afford a T.V. at the time, so I'd just spend hours in front of the electronics store watching the shows. Never spent a dime!
Floyd: What, they just let you watch for free? That-
Control: Floyd, please, get it together! We need this interview done ASAP.
Floyd: (Speaking into headset): Ah, right. Sorry. (To SCP-XXXX): I apologize, but please try to stay on track. What happened at the electronics store?
SCP-XXXX Well, I was standing there watching the game - I think it was the… must have been the Cowboys versus the Giants. I was rooting for the Giants, because… Well, I knew a lot of people from New York, a lot of friends who I'm sure were cheering for them as well. Not to mention, y'know, Massachusetts. Practically neighbors. Anyhow, this was back in… Gosh, I hardly know those people anymore! Must have been… the mid nineties, even. 1997. Back when I… Well, back when I still watched Football on the regular, I suppose.
>At approximately this time, large teeth-like appendages begin sprouting from along the corners of the floor and roof of the Interview room. Floyd does not visibly notice the teeth. Due to the angle of the one-way mirror, Control also does not notice the teeth for another 10 seconds.
SCP-XXXX: What about you, you ever watch Football when you were younger?
Control: Get him back on topic.
Floyd: Oh, sure, but it was more of my dad's thing. I…
Control: (Speaking over Floyd) Goddamnit. Bill, will you take over? Floyd, you're done. Get out of the booth.
Floyd: …never had the same interest in Football as some of my guy friends at the time. I know It's "America's sport", but…
Control: Floyd? Floyd! I- Damn, Is this thing even on? Floyd! Get out of the… the… Woah. What the fuck are those things? Bill, you see those? They're sprouting outta the… outta the floor? Oh… Shit! … Command, command! We have a… a situation, a breach, going on at uh, Interview room… 17? Interview room 17. I've got what looks like… teeth, sprouting out from the floor and roof. Kind of like- kind of like a jaw, or something. Jaws. Whatever the fuck it is, we need people here ASAP, I've got a Junior researcher in there! … Oh god, they're closing in.
SCP-XXXX: You have a favorite player?
Floyd: …I dunno, I guess… Tom Brady? As I said, I don't think I watch enough Football to have one.
SCP-XXXX: Tom Brady, I hear he's pretty good. Mine would probably have to be… Barry Sanders. Man, what a legend…
Control: Floyd! FLOYD! Get out of the fucking room! Can she hear us?! Are the mics working? They are? Then, what the fuck? Does she not notice the fucking teeth everywhere? Goddammit… FLOYD!
>By the time foundation security personnel arrive, the teeth have already blocked off the doorway and now almost completely cover the room from the inside. Floyd does not visibly notice the teeth, instead continuing her conversation with SCP-XXXX.
Control: Okay, they're here. Use the thermal charges! … The THERMAL CHARGES! Go, now, use them! Okay, stand back! Bill, you might wanna get out of here. Yeah, just… I'll get her back, just go. Alright! Detonate them, come on!
>//At approximately 785 seconds into the interview, thermal charges are detonated on the door to Interview room 17. The teeth do not appear to take any damage; instead, they snap completely shut, creating an airtight seal. All microphones and camera feeds inside the room are destroyed. Additionally, SCP-XXXX's tracking chip ceases broadcasting. //
Control: W-What do you mean it "didn't work"? … Well, try again! Please! There's- …I have a Junior Researcher in there. We need to get this fucking door open, now.
>Security personnel continue using thermal charges on the teeth, to no avail. Roughly 1 minute after the sealing of the room, the teeth begin to rapidly descend back into the floor.
Control: Oh, shit! It's going down! Floyd! Floyd, can you hear me?
>SCP-XXXX is no longer in the booth. The room is completely empty, aside from the blood and fragments of bone that litter the walls..
Control: Oh shit. I… I think I'm going to be sick.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: REPORT: Interview incomplete. What seems to have been memetic effects produced by SCP-XXXX were not noticed until the situation had escalated past the point of no return. The effect was heavily disguised by the fact that an inexperienced staff member was hosting the interview. Senior Researcher Richard Candace has been assigned one month in therapy. An autopsy report for Junior Researcher Caroline Floyd is currently underway.
[EDIT:] The DNA test results for SCP-XXXX have returned negative for human traits - instead, most cells appear to closely resemble those of the Lophiiformes species.