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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation has collaborated with NASA to make sure no images of SCP-XXXX-B exist on the internet, which ensures Foundation secrecy. If any pictures of SCP-XXXX-B do appear, Foundation web trackers are to remove the image and give amnestics to the discovering persons.

SCP-XXXX-A are contained by mass application of Class-C amnestics. Due to the large number of SCP-XXXX-A instances, containment of SCP-XXXX-A is currently unfeasible. Contact with SCP-XXXX-C must be made in order to assess their threat level, if any. Contact with SCP-XXXX-C should not be made in the future to avoid an unreasonably high risk of personnel loss.

Description: SCP-XXXX-A represents all humans who believe in a theory commonly known as the "Flat Earth Theory" (SCP-XXXX). Humans can become SCP-XXXX-A instances by convincing themselves that the theory is the truth, and that the Earth actually is flat. It is estimated that at █/██/19, there are █,███,000 instances of SCP-XXXX-A.

SCP-XXXX-A instances will convene at various Flat Earth conventions and events, making each other believe in the Flat Earth theory more. SCP-XXXX-A instances will also generally have lower intelligence and dexterity than normal humans, with other effects similar to being mildly intoxicated.

Resources on SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-C can be found below:

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5/XXXX clearance required. WARNING! Epsilon-16 textual based memetic kill agent in use. Do not click expandable unless inoculated against Epsilon-16 memetic kill agent.