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Researcher Miniwa, a SCP-914-focused researcher. Does all tests on 914, though reads up on other SCPs regularly (normally to place within SCP-914).
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Date: XX/XX/2019
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Name: Researcher Miniwa
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Total Items: First aid kit from test 914-1040, ●●|●●●●●|●●|●'s documentation.
Note: Going to try my SCP documentation with the pack. Picked an SCP with extremely obvious effects. - Researcher Miniwa
Input: All above
Setting: Fine
Output: 📦
🔡 ❌ 📦 ▶ 📰
🔊 ❌ 📦 ▶ 🙍
📷 ✅
📦 914-●|●●|●●●|●●●● ✅
❌ ☠
Note for mod: Put the test ID inside the |'s when published. Test number 1234 placed as substitute. - Miniwa
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📦 ●●●●●|●●●●
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date:
Total Items: One "914 health pack" from test 914-1040. 200 bricks, totalling 400 kilograms. Two 1L canisters of mortar.
Input: Health pack from above, 100 bricks from above.
Setting: Fine
Output: 100 bricks, with an increased mass to account for the lack of health pack. Bricks exploded when destroyed.
Addendum: When both the 100 bricks in test and 100 "control" bricks were built into identical walls (using mortar from Total Items) and shot using MTF assault rifles and Armor-piercing weapons, the bricks created by SCP-914 survived 9.14 times as many shots before disintegrating (for normal bricks) or exploding (for anomalous bricks). All anomalous effects vanished after explosion.
Note: Not quite how a Health Pack works, 914. Health packs are supposed to increase your current health, not your maximum health. I'm keeping the remains though, see how you think about it in a future test.- Researcher Miniwa
Tests which have been uploaded to 914 Logs
- Books
- Coal-cat
- Energy Types
- Whiteboard
- 20 figurines of Miniwa
- Collaborative tests.
- Rainbow Hair Dye
- 2085
Test 914-0955
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 12/08/2019
Total Items: 15cm×23cm book of general physics. Contains information on various branches and laws of physics, including those which are fully understood (e.g. kinematics) to those which are still being researched. (e.g. quantum mechanics).
Input: Above book
Setting: 1:1
Output: 15cm×23cm book of jokes, mostly physics-related and from a variety of time periods. No limits have been found to the type of joke, and samples are included below:
Isaac Newton: slaps roof of car
Car: slaps Isaac Newton
Never trust an atom.
Why?
They make up everything.
pie ≈ g
You know, my physics teacher was right about the optical Doppler effect.
You see those cars? The lights of the ones approaching us are white, but the lights of the ones moving away from us are red.
If a regular cat has 9 lives, does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
Note: Request for donation to the break room? It’s so good. - Junior Researcher Kai
Note: Fine. - Veritas
Test 914-0999
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 11/09/2019
Total items: Ten 2.5-kilogram rocks of Anthracite coal.
Input: Anthracite coal
Setting: Fine
Output: A 23.75-kilogram cube with side length 21cm of pure carbon with the atomic structure of graphite. Some gases were also detected escaping the output booth when opened.
Input: Cube from last test
Setting: Fine
Output: Atomic structure of the object has been changed that of a crystal, but still resembles a cube. Mass unchanged, side length now 18cm.
Note: Even if we wanted to sell it, we can't, because A) it's probably anomalous, and B) who would believe that we are selling a "24-kilo diamond"? - Miniwa
We should get a gemsmith to break it. Not sure how we're going to deal with the sheer size of it though. - Junior Researcher Kai
Input: Cube from last test
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Cube now resembles a common housecat. Later testing shows that the cat feeds on carbon-based objects, like coal. Testing has shown that it prefers coals with more carbon percentage over lower-carbon coals, and experiments using a diamond pencil (retrieved from storage of a previous test) show that it reacts to diamonds identically to how a normal cat reacts to catnip. Besides previously noted, cat also sleeps more than other housecats and otherwise behaves normally. Disintegrated after two hours.
Test 914-1033
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 24/09/2019
Total Items: Simple pendulum, 1 meter long, made of iron. [REDACTED] brand handheld speaker, flashlight, hand-held electric generator, hand-held solar panel, and candle. 10 AA batteries, approximately full. 10cm radius Neodymium magnet, 1kg magnetic iron dust. Ten 10x10x10cm plastic cubes. 1kg of sugar, 1L of baking soda, 1L of vinegar, stored inside separate plastic containers. 20cm radius rubber band. 50cm long, 1cm radius iron pole. 20cm plastic spring.
Came up with an idea: What if we do an experiment, where each usage of 914 would be designed around one "type" of energy. So that's exactly what this is. Besides that, an "Intended Energy Type" is also applied to the "Input-Setting-Output" combination for understanding purposes. - Researcher Miniwa
Intended energy type: Nuclear
Testing cancelled because Veritas will definitely kill me. - Miniwa
Intended energy type: Kinetic
Input: Simple pendulum, 1 meter long, made of iron. [REDACTED] brand handheld speaker and battery set to 1000Hz sound, estimated to last 15 minutes using 2 AA batteries.
Sound waves are a form of kinetic energy. - Researcher Miniwa
Setting: Fine
Output: Speaker from before. While falling, emits a sound of approximately 1000Hz.
Pendulum moves because of gravity. Speaker makes sound because of electricity. Fuse the two, and you have a speaker making sound because of gravity.
Intended energy type: Light
Input: [REDACTED] brand flashlight and candle. Flashlight is on, and estimated to have between 15 and 20 minutes of battery life using 2 AA batteries.
Setting: Fine
Output: Flashlight. Instead of a slot for a battery, there is a slot for "fuel". Fuel placed inside this slot is capable of charging the flashlight. Examples include raw materials like oil, but also accepts caloric energy like nutrient bars and other foodstuffs.
Intended energy type: Electrical
Input: [REDACTED] brand hand-held electric generator and hand-held solar panel. 6 AA batteries, approximately full, connected to electric generator and solar panel.
Setting: Fine
Output: Six AA batteries. Charges with kinetic and light energy.
Note: All six incinerated or blown up. As it turns out, those AA batteries were *non-rechargeable*. After I spun one for a few minutes, it blew up. - Researcher Miniwa.
Intended energy type: Magnetic
Input: 10 cm radius spherical Neodymium magnet, 1kg magnetic iron dust
Setting: Fine
Output: Magnetic dust. Chemical composition shows Neodymium-iron alloy, however with much more magnetism than that of the same alloy created in a lab.
Intended energy type: Gravitational
Input: Eight 10x10x10 cm plastic cubes, stacked on top of each other.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 20x20x20 cm plastic cube, floating 40cm above the ground. When dropped from a height over 40cm, the cube lands on the "ground", 40cm above it. When dropped in water, the object starts "sinking" 40cm above the water and stops sinking 40cm above the "ground". When less than 40cm above the ground, exerts a force equivalent to -mg upwards, until it is 40cm above the ground.
Note: That's very confusing. I still don't know if my explanation is even understandable. - Researcher Miniwa
Intended energy type: Chemical.
Input: 1kg of sugar, 1L of baking soda, 1L of vinegar. Containers are all plastic.
Setting: Fine
Output: Sugar, baking soda, and vinegar are all mixed inside a plastic container big enough to contain all inputs.
Note: Big enough to contain all input, but not big enough to contain the output of the baking soda and vinegar reaction. Testing halted temporarily as mess is cleaned up. - Researcher Miniwa
Intended energy type: Elastic.
Input: A 20cm rubber band, stretched to cover a 50cm radius, 1cm long iron pole. A 20cm plastic spring, compressed to 10cm by placing one of the cubes of plastic atop it.
Setting: Fine
Output: Three 20cm iron bands, 20cm rubber band, two 20cm plastic bands. All bands have the same elasticity as the rubber band from Input.
Test 914-1045
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 28/09/2019
Total Items: Ordinary (60cm x 90cm) whiteboard
Input: Ordinary (60cm x 90cm) whiteboard
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 2m x 3m whiteboard, otherwise identical to input. 2m x 3m whiteboard which, when written on, the text written vanishes. 2m x 3m whiteboard. When an SCP-914 researcher speaks aloud something embarrassing in Facility 19-23, it immediately appears on the whiteboard as text. When there is no room for the next embarrassing thing said, the oldest thing vanishes and is replaced by the newest embarrassing thing.
Note: Request to hang this up in the break room? - Researcher Miniwa
Note: As it turns out, if no embarrassing thing is said for 1-5 hours, the whiteboard will take a random embarrassing thing from the past. - Researcher Festiv
Note: My current favourites include “there’s no toilet paper”, “If an instruction tells you to put your [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] inside something, you've got the wrong manual”, and a string of expletives about Dr. Veritas. - Dr. Zavalosa
Note: There's a chance this could cause a security breach, information leak, or breach of protocol unless it possesses an automatic redaction system. - SR Vivic
Note: Placed in anomalous storage. - Veritas
Test 914-1054
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 01/10/2019
Total Items: 30 20 figurines of Tsumiki Miniwa, from the anime ''Acchi Kocchi''.
Note: We have the same last name, figured it would be appropriate. - Miniwa.
Input: 10 figurines from above
Setting: 1:1
Output: One figurine of every character from the main cast of Acchi Kocchi. Three additional figurines of Tsumiki Miniwa, for a total of nine figurines. The tenth figurine is predicted to be missing due to other characters being taller (and thus requiring more mass)
Input: 10 figurines from above.
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged figurine, with the total mass and volume of all 10 input figurines. One figurine which perfectly mimics every action Researcher Miniwa takes, but walking causes the figurine to "walk in place". The effect is one-way: Picking up the figurine does not cause Researcher Miniwa to levitate, but picking up Researcher Miniwa (such as with an elevator) causes the figurine to go upwards, though this effect is usually counteracted immediately by regular gravitational forces on the figurine.
Test: 914-1100
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Input: One of the above ten boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: Wooden box. Contains a paper image of Researcher Miniwa inside. When opened, has a 50% chance for an image of Researcher Miniwa to appear inside, attached to a paper. If the paper is removed and the box closed, the paper vanishes.
Test 914-1152
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 24/10/2019
Total Items: Two 50mL canisters of red hair dye, two 50mL canisters of blue hair dye, two 50mL canisters of green hair dye, two 50mL canisters of yellow hair dye
Input: One canister of each color of hair dye
Setting: 1:1
Output: One canister of "914-brand Hair Dye Remover" that causes hair dye to vanish when applied.
Input: One canister of each color of hair dye
Setting: Fine
Output: One canister of "914-brand Rainbow Hair Dye". There are 4 slots on the canister labelled for inputs - red, green, blue, and yellow hair dyes. When all four inputs have the correct color of hair dye within them, the canister will become usable. The hair dye produced anomalously switches colors between the four colors, creating an effect similar to changing the "hue" slider in image-editing software. Said "rainbow" hair dye vanishes after 1 hour, and 1 mL of rainbow hair dye has been shown to correlate to 1 mL each of red, green, blue, and yellow hair dye.
Note: So the dye cleared anomalous testing and I just tried it… it feels rather heavy on my hair. Must have been the individual dyes having been anomalously fused together to create the rainbow effect. - JR Kai
Test 914-1173
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 29/10/2019
Total Items: One copy of SCP-2085's documentation
Note: We're starting to run out of the health kits, so I'll avoid testing them for now. - Researcher Miniwa
Input: One copy of SCP-2085's documentation
Setting: 1:1
Output: One document describing an SCP-2085-A-█. Further analysis shows that the document describes an interview with Researcher Miniwa, with Researcher Miniwa in the position of SCP-2085-A and Veritas interviewing.
Test 914-0975
Name: Researcher Tsumiki Miniwa
Date: 27/08/2019
Total Items: One figurine each of "Guido Mista", "Noriaki Kakyoin", "Hierophant Green", "The World" and six figurines of "███ Pistols", numbered one through seven, skipping four. All figurines are from the anime/manga series "JoJo's Bizarre Adventures”.
Input: One figurine of The World
Setting: Fine
Output: One figurine of Star Platinum
Input: One figurine of Guido Mista, six figurines of ███ Pistols
Setting: Fine
Output: One animated figurine of Guido Mista. Before attempting to capture it, security personnel were warned of the abilities of the ███ Pistols. Each of the six figurines can ride bullets and can subsequently kick the bullet to control its motion, giving the appearance of the bullets changing direction midair and “bouncing off thin air". Animated figurine was captured by precisely a team of five security personnel before being incinerated.
I picked exactly five security personnel for capturing the figurine because I know that Mista in JoJo is afraid of the number four. Makes it easier on security in case it decided to overreact. - Miniwa
Input: One figurine of Noriaki Kakyoin, one figurine of Hierophant Green
Setting: Fine
Output: One animated figurine of Noriaki Kakyoin and a painting of Researcher Miniwa. The figurine struck the painting on the knee, which immediately gave Researcher Miniwa a scratch on the knee. Both objects incinerated after a hole was put through the figurine's chest by Researcher Miniwa's request.
Note: And 914 is even aware of the one-off abilities. - Miniwa
Test 914-0980
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 01/09/2019
Total Items: 6-core 3.8GHz processor, Nvidia 2060 graphics card. Spare metal.
Input: 6-core 3.8GHz processor, Nvidia RTX 2060 graphics card. Spare metal.
The processor and graphics card was a significant chunk of my weekly research budget. I swear, this is for research, though. Spare metal applied "to help 914", as it does not break conservation of energy (?) - Miniwa
Setting: Fine
Output: 8-core 16-thread 5GHz calculation speed processor, Nvidia 2080 Ti graphics card.
Really high-end. Would stop here and keep it, but then veritas would yell at me for "using SCP research money for my own purposes", which is fair. - Miniwa
Input: Previous Output, and more spare metal.
Setting: Fine
Output: Processor and Graphics card have been fused into one "supercomputer"
A few tests on this… 10GHz calculation speed, and I didn't have any way to test the graphics card, besides playing some FPS games at max quality for a couple of minutes. - Miniwa
Input: Previous output, and more spare metal.
Setting: Very Fine
Running very fine on this one, for the sake of Very Fine. My first Very Fine test! - Miniwa
Output: Robot, with similar traits to that of the character Izuna Hatsuse from the series "No Game No Life".
After a little panic that it would destroy the entire sector, It turns out that it just wants to play some games. - Miniwa
Note: Repeated testing on over ███ D-class in over 20 different games and over four different genres shows that playing against the robot induces anger 100% of the time, to a level of physical violence between the players. Testing the robot against AI causes the computer to turn itself off seconds before the AI is defeated. - Miniwa
Note: If we ever need to occupy the robot for long periods of time, it seems we can just put it up against an "unbeatable" game. I convinced it to play a 1v3 against cheating-difficulty bots in Supreme Commander 2 and it's spent the past three days doing rematches. - Intern Snevets
Test 914-1014
Name: Researcher Miniwa.
Date: 17/09/2019
Total Items: Six depleted AA batteries, one Blu-ray disc (data wiped before experiment began).
Input: Six AA batteries.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Burning ball of unknown material. Ball burned for five minutes with no change in mass (before being placed into next test), postulated to have an source of infinite fuel.
Input: Above ball of unknown material.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 1m-long steel rod, labelled "914 brand lightning rod". When swung at a speed of more than 3m/s, a miniature lightning bolt shots out of the rod. The lightning bolt was measured to contain, on average, 1000 volts at 10 milliamperes.
Note: There is a roughly equal chance of the lightning bolt shooting out of either end of the rod, rendering it not very reliable or useful as a weapon. I'm now going to get this burn treated. - JR. Kai
Input: One Blu-ray disc.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: One anomalous disc. When the CD is placed inside of a computer, all of the data is downloaded onto the disc from the computer, before the computer is wiped of all data.
Input: Above disc
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One flash drive, labelled with "1 yottabyte" of storage
Note: Anomalous storage is my only assumption. No actual tests were done to check accuracy of label and the object is now gone (see next test). - Miniwa
Input: Output from 914-0980, above lightning rod, above flash drive.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Output from 914-0980, in addition of having no notable energy limit.
Test 914-1040
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 27/09/2019
Total Items: 10 [REDACTED] brand First Aid Kits, 10 canisters of water, 10 canisters of liquid nitrogen, 10 canisters of salt, 10 kilograms of 90% carbon coals, 10 kilograms of aluminium foil, 10 kilograms of magnesium.
Note: SCP-914, what's your idea of a "first aid kit"? You have plenty of things here to work with. Make a first aid kit. And I'm not stupid, I'm having a D-class turn the key. - Researcher Miniwa
Note: We're talking to stationary objects now? - Veritas
Input: All above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Ten "SCP-914 First Aid Kits", from input. First Aid Kits cannot be opened, but can be cut through. Cutting through the First Aid Kits immediately causes an explosion and many gasses and liquids to flow out. Despite being labelled "First Aid Kit", it does not appear that it can be used to treat wounds of any kind. Of the ten original "SCP-914 First Aid Kits", two have been cut through (and destroyed) and the remaining eight have been placed in storage to be used for future experiments.
Note: Ow. Even with protective gear on, having a metal box explode in your face still hurts. - Researcher Miniwa
Note: Have you considered it's supposed to be absorbed it into your chest after being injured like in a video game, Researcher Miniwa? - Dr. Zavalosa
Test 914-1073
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 02/10/2019
Total items: One 914 first aid kit, from test 914-1040. 3 kilograms of Phosphorus sesquisulfide (P4S3), in an airtight container with no oxygen (to prevent ignition). Ten-kilogram canister with the first 5 noble gasses (Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon).
Note: Random stuff. How does the 914-health pack change? - Researcher Miniwa
Input: Above items.
Setting: Fine
Output: Health pack, labelled "Fire Lord's 914th health pack". Placed in anomalous storage, encased in fireproof material in case it detonates.
Note: Phosphorus sesquisulfide was picked for its commercial use. Further research shows it's used for matches, aka used for fire. Noble gasses. Noble. Like "one step below royal", like "Lord". Bad puns, 914. Bad puns. - Researcher Miniwa
Test 914-1075
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 04/10/2019
Total Items: One ''914-health pack'' from test 914-1040, five diamond pencils from test 914-0799, 1 kilogram of tungsten, 1 kilogram of tungsten carbide.
Note: A test on Very Fine. I'm having a D-class open the output booth this time, though I will turn the key to attempt to place a "control" on the experiment. - Researcher Miniwa
Input: All above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Metal box, labelled "SCP-682's box". Box has survived tensile forces of █ TPa, being inside the incinerator for at least one hour, and has scratched a diamond pencil from 914-0799. Hypothesized to be unable to be damaged. Has been placed in anomalous storage, after unsuccessful incineration.
Note: I guess I should have expected that from a bunch of super strong compounds. - Researcher Miniwa
Note: I hate useless boxes, but this could technically be used. Maybe to put next to a door to reinforce it, or as a paperweight. Actually, we could give it to our tech division to make an impenetrable hatch. All they'd have to do is build a frame around it and we'd be set. - RA. Walker
Note: Whatever is being contained could just break the frame. - R. Rasclon
Note: Given the unpredictability of 914, good luck making entire containment units out of this as well. - Veritas
Test 914-1084
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 07/10/2019
Total Items: One health kit from test 914-1040, one paperback Bible (Greek), one paperback Quran (Arabic), one paperback compilation of the Tanakh (Hebrew), one paperback compilation of the four Vedas (Sanskrit), one oak crucifix with the imagery of Jesus crucified, one mezuzah, one cedar yad, one jar of vibhuti.
Note: Holy water blessed by a priest was sprayed within the Input booth before the test began.
Note: Spent the equivalent of a week's research fund on this, and I'm certain I haven't even scratched the tip of humanity's currently-living religions, much less the dead ones. - Researcher Miniwa
Input: All above items
Setting: Fine
Output: Box, with text engraved "SCP-███'s special box". When output booth opened, SCP-███ manifested and gave Researcher Miniwa a lecture on not breaking the box. Box placed in anomalous storage, with shock-absorbing foam (in case of earthquake).
Note: A lecture by ''God'', even if it's just an SCP, is very stressful. Requesting amnestics to forget this entire test plus ten minutes before, just to be sure. - Researcher Miniwa
Note: Uh, did you just make a second ark of the covenant? - Researcher Theo
Note: It's a gray metal box, the size of a first aid kit. I doubt it. But SCP-███ also manifested. - Researcher Miniwa
Test 914-1116
Name: Researcher Miniwa
Date: 17/10/2019
Total Items: An array of 96 one-gram nuggets, including 62 of platinum, 20 of iridium, and 14 of a iron, cobalt and copper alloy. One health kit from test 914-1040.
Note: A friend sent them them to me, for insertion into SCP-914. Not that many of them, so I'm putting a health kit to see if that "increases" its effects. - Researcher Miniwa
Input: All above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One metal box with the text "Firekill Box" engraved on the cover. When heated to temperatures of greater than 473K, excess thermal energy is absorbed (down to a baseline of 473K) for 1 minute before anomalously being released all at once. Placed in anomalous storage after attempted destruction using the on-Facility incinerator caused massive structural damage.
Note: Who's bright idea was it to put something that says "Firekill" into the incinerator? - JR Kai
Note: Miniwa. Office. Now. - Veritas
Test 914-1118
Name: Researcher Miniwa, Dr. Zavalosa
Date: 17/10/2019
Total Items: One health pack from 914-1040, one [REDACTED] brand pocket watch.
Note: Let's see how it reacts to time-based products. And yes, the pocket watch is broken. The second hand moves ten seconds… every ten seconds, instead of one second every second.- Researcher Miniwa
Input: All Above
Setting: Fine
Output: dentical to input. Box, which, when looked at, causes people to perceive that they have done ten seconds of action (when in reality, they have done nothing)
Note: - Dr. Zavalosa
