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SCP-5001
Clearence Level 4 and up.
The Baghead
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: held in a 10 x 12 x 10 iron box, raised up at least 15 feet off the ground, kept at 60 degrees always, limited video surveillance only about 5 hours of viewing at a time.
Description:a bag that seems to be made outta leather and its unable to opened, it latches onto any deceased human being, and controls that human, then they become SCP-5001-1, it mainly draws to dead bodies with limbs missing, when it latches onto the body all MTF must be sent in to neutralize the body immediately, it cannot be contained when its SCP-5001-1, when watched for over 5 hours you will become SCP-5001-2, you will then be plagued with a sickness called SCP-5001-A, it has no cure, before you die you finish yourself off with wrapping a bag of any sort around your head then suffocating yourself, then becoming SCP-5001, high temperature may cause SCP-5001 to cause anyone whos viewing it to be plagued with SCP-5001-A right away, and too cold of temperatures may cause anyone whos in a 5 mile radius can be affected by SCP-5001-A, but most likely they will not be contaminated by SCP-5001-A, Class-D must be sent in at least once every 24 hours, to move the bag, the bag has to be moved every day or it will let out SCP-5001-A. as soon as they find a way to neutralize this SCP, it must be done immediately in order to stop SCP-5001-A. under no circumstances should this SCP every be let out of sight of the foundation. if a Keter and Euclid containment breach were to happen, SCP-5001 should be contained immediately. Studies have shown that the SCP gets along very well with SCP-5000, maybe a little too well, if a Keter and Euclid containment breach happened get these two away from each other at all times, they team together and kill anyone who gets in there way.
SCP-5015
Clearence Level 5 and up.
The Slashed
Object Class:Thaumiel
Special containment procedures: Held in a 12m 10m 12m airtight steel cube, in Site [REDACTED], with SCP-5002.
Description: A creature that is 10 foot tall and weighs almost a ton, its skin is scarred from its big claws, it wears a mask to protect anyone from looking at its face, it tries it's hardest to not kill anyone but it fails, it takes its mask off sometimes to adjust it, and it's big huge claws flail around, causing the scars on it's body and injuring or killing humans. Its mask resembles Ghostfaces Mask from the movie Scream. Once you look at its face your body starts to go numb, then your classified as SCP-42069-0, after your body, goes numb, your hair starts falling off, then your teeth, fingernails and toenails are ripped off by a unseen figure, known as SCP-42069-A, then your skin starts to get peeled off, then there muscles are ripped out, and there alive during most of this process. If you get hit with it's claws it injects a poison in you, where then you should quickly seek medical assistance, before it's too late and you die from the poison. It appears to also be female, as it has mated with SCP-4206, which results in SCP-4206-0, SCP-42069 was recovered in [REDACTED] in the year [REDACTED] by Dr.[REDACTED].
SCP-5002
Clarence Level 4 and up.
The Berserker
Object Class:Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Held in a 12x10x12 airtight steel cube with SCP-42069.
Description: a 12 foot creature approximately weighing two tons, it has abnormally large arms, going all the way to the ground, it wears a mask resembling a human skull, it wears it more up, to where you can see it's chin, it has no facial features and it usually keeps it's arms up in the air, its very hostile and will attack any biological substance, expect for SCP-42069, which it protects in a sort of way, but everything else it attacks, if SCP-42069 were to be neutralized there would be a XK-End-Of-The-World-Scenario [See Addendum 5001-1] SCP-5002 usually attacks things with its huge claws by stabbing them in the chest or stomach, but on occasions it stabs in the head, it goes berserk when not with SCP-42069, when left alone with SCP-42069, they seem to mate, which causes SCP-5002-2, who is absolutely not containable, so MTF will be sent in immediately to kill SCP-5002-2.
SCP-5003
No Clearence needed.
The Soap That Gets You a GF
Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:kept in a bathroom in the cafeteria room at Site-17, any Class-D are allowed to use SCP-8004-68.
Description:a soap bar with a length of 3 cm and weighs about 5 grams, it smells delightful, said by all, but truly this SCP smells like nothing, whoever uses this SCP anyone around them gets mind controlled to think they smell good, everyone complements you and any females or males will be attracted to you, the origin of this SCP is still unknown. it was found in New York, [REDACTED], in the year [REDACTED].
SCP-5004
Clearence Level 3 and up.
The Smiley
Object Class:Keter
Special Containment Procedures:Held in a titanium box at Site-[REDACTED], the temperature must be kept at 45 degrees 24/7, video surveillance must be 24/7 and any changes in expression is logged.
Description:a 3 foot tall clown with a face like a smiley face, the clown suit is made outta 100% cotton, and the shoes are made outta rubber, any expression must be logged, if the face is just a smile, there is nothing wrong, if its face has a angry expression, guards must be sent in immediately and aimed at the SCP, if it moves at all, it must be shot at until it calms down, if no guards enter 1714-17s chamber, it will begin thrashing around then it will break through its chamber, if the expression is sad, SCP-131, 999, 1158-7 or 1714-7-A must be sent into calm SCP-1414-7, if the expression is neutral, all video surveillance must be stopped immediately, if any biological substances look at SCP-1714-7 when its expression is neutral, SCP-1714-7 will run after the person, so far there is no known way to stop it, it then kills the person in a unknown way.
SCP-5005
Clearence Level 4 and up.
The Shadow Armed Tall Man
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: held in a fully lit up room at Site-17, under no circumstances should any biological substance be let into its chambers, no video surveillance will be held.
Description:a 10 foot tall mass of black gas resembling a human, its arms are not attached to its body and the arms are very bright, too bright to look at, it can take form of anything it sees, any changes of form must be logged, it seems to not attack any human, but is very aggressive to other SCPs, it communicates by morse code, it has been reported to say it likes mankind, and it tries to protect it, but sometimes failed, its says it has killed multiple humans before for no good reason, but it says its tried to stop doing that, it has not been recorded to kill any human in the time its been with the foundation, but it has neutralized many SCPs in its time.
SCP-5006
Clearence Level 3 and up.
The Traffic Sign That Tells The Future
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: it must be kept in a 5 x 3 x 5 room with the ground being dirt, Class-D must be sent in once very 6 months to change the dirt on the ground.
Description: a 5 foot traffic sign with a head shaped like a rhombus on top, any person who manages to see SCP-815-10 will have the way there future death go, change. if someone were to die in there sleep, this SCP could change that into the most brutal way possible, so far it has shown a headshot sign, a getting run over sign, a getting stabbed sign and a choking way of dying sign, it hasnt shown any way to communicate, so it has been speculated that this SCP is not sentient, it has been shown to randomly change its sign into a different death for some people. [See Addendum 815-10-1].
SCP-1-J
No Clearence needed.
The SCP That Makes No Sense
Object Class:ur mom is big gey
Specil Contrainment Proceures:hel inh site 69 undsewr ur m0om
Descipon: a 22000000-000069 foot tall craeture made of chairs trahyst ur moas made, oh ye4h me okwqrbs so eyah lov eim e goodfbtye nwo but waiot i ahcfve onef cmortas t5hisnga to say poto ma y smaom is beio g eg ey jsu ttdegh s s oyory kln o o9 k i m edon3ew5 ow bwy. [See Addendum 1300-18-J-1]
SCP-5007-EX
No Clearence needed.
The SCP That's Literally Just A Clock
Object Class:Safe Explained
Special Containment Procedures: No containment needed, is held at a local bar in Manhattan.
Description: A old grandfather clock, it was speculated that it was able to distort time, but it just turned out to be a normal clock. It was obtained on 12/30/[DATA EXPUNGED], in Manhattan, New York, its a grandfather clock weighing about 75 lbs and is about 6 feet tall in height, its color is red and it has a gold clock, it can distort time everytime the clock chimes at 12 [See Addendum-8507-38-1] this is not classified as a SCP object anymore.
SCP-5000
Clearence Level 4 and up
The Black Ooze
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:Held in a bottle made of a common plastic, held in a 4x5x4x5 room, keep temperature at a low of 32 degrees. Video surveillance is to be held 24/7, SCP-5000-4 must be let in a maximum of 5 hours a day. Clarence level must be level 3 and up.
Description:SCP-5000 is a black ooze type substance, is not to be touched at all by ANY biological substance. Was found in a remote forest near The Red River in Fargo, North Dakota, it’s origins are unknown but are still being looked into. Researchers have taken a small part of The SCP and have found out it is a substance unknown to mankind. Under no circumstances should anyone ever have contact with the SCP, so far there is no known way to neutralize this SCP. MTF must be known of this SCP in a Keter Containment Breach or XY-End-Of-The-World Event. When exposed to heat will grow, do not expose to heat. Anything it touches will neutralize any biological substance. Can absorb gunshots and anything thrown its way, and will spit it back at you. It appears to be controlled by SCP-5000-4, neutralize SCP-5000-4 first in a Keter Containment Breach. Incapable of communicating in any way expect gurgling. But, you can cooperate with this SCP. If you are in a moment where you could die from SCP-5000 then try to talk to it in a friendly way and calm way, then there will be a possible chance that it will spare you. Able to jump up to 6 feet, and run at a rate of 20 mph, but usually never jumps and usually walks at about 1 mph. Also, in a moment where you’re about to be attacked by another SCP, and you’ve befriended SCP-5000, call it over immediately and it will either neutralize the SCP or get the SCP away from you.
SCP-5008
No Clearance needed.
The Springed Mannequin
Object Class:Euclid Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: Remains of SCP-189-80 are held in Dr.Liens office, and will stay there until O5 say otherwise. SCP-189-80 is held in a airtight copper cube, at Site-17, at least two guards should be outside the doors, at least 10 hours of video surrivalence needed.
Description:—SCP-198-80 is a mannequin that's 4 feet tall and weighs about 50 pounds, it is made of a birch wood with a spring frame, if a biological substance comes in contact with this SCP, they will start to get tired, then they will pass out in 20 to 50 minutes after coming in contact with SCP-198-80, then will stay passed out for 2 to 24 hours, they will ex —
This is a touchy subject for Dr.Lien, unfortunately we are gonna have to take this SCP outta the files, please, no more talking about SCP-198-80 around Dr.Lien.
SCP-5009
No Clearence needed.
The Cutest SCP you'll ever meet.
Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures: allowed anywhere in Light Containment Zone, they are not allowed to go into Heavy or Entrance.
Description:
SCP-5010
[Blocked]
Level 5 and up.
A Little Too Late.
[Oblique]
SCP-5011
[Blocked]
Level 5 and up.
The Bulletin Board
[Kusum]
SCP-5012
[Blocked]
Level 5 and up.
The Wiki about a Wiki.
[Mild]
SCP-5013
[Blocked]
Level 3 and up.
The Broken Headphones.
[Maksur]
SCP-5014
[Blocked]
Clearance 1 and up.
The Paper
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