Mireclops

SCP-5625

Object Class: Euclid

Containment Procedure:
SCP 5625 is to be kept in a standard containment cell with a wooden table in the middle, and kept on a plate. The cell is to be modified with a viewing deck and 10 Scranton Reality Anchors. If 5 of these Anchors become inoperable, the site is to be immediately evacuated.

A maximum of 2 agents are to watch SCP 5625 at all times to ensure the integrity of the SRAs. These agents are to be given amnestics when dismissed from watching SCP 5625. Additionally, researchers assigned to SCP 5625 are to regularly be given amnestics to prevent the spread of knowledge of SCP 5625.
Description: SCP-5625 is a chocolate chip -- which warps reality around it. This is the last remaining -— in presumably the entire universe after ———- were wiped from existence by the reality bender known as -—-. This is theorized to be the cause of SCP 5625's reality altering abilities.

When uncontained, SCP 5625 will distort space around it and causes smaller object to be pulled into it and disappear, similar to a blackhole. However, little testing has been done regarding these affects to prevent ———— from discovering its existence. SCP 5625 is also capable of regenerating when broken apart or eaten, even when contained by multiple SRAs. Subjects who have eaten part of SCP 5625 have commented that it has a pleasant taste. It is also worth noting that all subjects who have eaten SCP 5625 have also reported feeling immensely sad after and are unable to explain why. This affect is not thought to be directly related to the SCP.

Addendum:
As of ————,SCP- 5625 is designated as neutralized after the failure of 6 of the SRAs caused ———— to become aware of the existence of SCP 5625. When contact was made between SCP 5625 and ———-, an event occurred resulting in millions of deaths, the destruction of both anomalies, and the complete eradication of ———-, leaving only 7 continents. At least we can have cookies again